Laugh Until We Fart

Derek, Denny, and Dean Oh My! With The Meat Man's Jack Dexter

Shane Harges Season 4 Episode 3

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Hey LUWF Poecast listeners, if you've ever found yourself chuckling at the thought of a horror flick sparked by a meat salesman at your door, then you're in for a treat. Jack Dexter joins the podcast crew for a hearty mix of belly laughs and shivers down your spine, as we share the origin story of his horror movie concept "The Meat Man." From tales of car crashes and the godsend that is dash cams to reminiscing over our favorite movies, this episode's got more twists than a backroad in the Oklahoma countryside.

Ever wondered if the chill down your spine was just the air conditioner or something a bit more... otherworldly? Grab a flashlight and a comfort blanket as we trade stories of paranormal encounters that will have you second-guessing that creak in the floorboards. Our heartfelt conversations might just make you feel a little less alone when coping with grief or the loss of a loved one, and if you're a budding filmmaker, the behind-the-scenes peek at Oklahoma's film scene will be your jam.

Strap in for some backroad shenanigans as we cap off this wild ride with an ensemble cast of conversations you didn't see coming. From the comedic gold of "toilet talks" to the unexpected vocal stylings of our surprise singer Ricky, this episode is a potluck of the bizarre, heartfelt, and downright hilarious. So, hit play and join the Toot Scoot family for an episode that's as unpredictable as a game of poker with a wild card up everyone's sleeve.

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Speaker 2

okay, okay, get it popping, no more talk. Gonna make us laugh until we fart.

Speaker 6

That's who we want this is america, you dumb son of a bitch, okay and I'm gonna switch it up a little bit.

Speaker 7

I was gonna play a uh little uh opening video, but I'll do introductions first. Thank you. And then I got a little video to get us pumped up for this episode.

Speaker 4

Why do you look at me?

Speaker 7

I'm pumped. I'm looking at everybody when I talk. Who am? I he's scanning the room, I mean I would talk to them, but right now they're just a camera. I don't get any feedback from them, whatever that is. And then I got some more gifts for people that I'll hand out.

Speaker 10

What'd you say? You're number one in our top 100 in the.

Speaker 7

Philippines. That's pretty cool. That's pretty funny Well here we go Today in Studio Toot Scoot, of course we got the born-again virgin, our co-host Taylor Lee, my sidekick, the former most okayest co-host ever, casey Sue.

Speaker 4

That's me.

Speaker 7

Casey Sue, and joining us today is actor, writer, director Jack Dexter. Up in studio tootin' scoot.

Speaker 10

Alright, first podcast.

Speaker 4

Ever we're poppin' your cherry.

Speaker 10

Yes, You're gonna be crying in the shower later, glad to do it with you guys, good Taylor.

Speaker 7

Well, this will probably be, like no lube, we're going in dry. Oh dry, rub, yeah dry rub Ew, it's a dry rub. I don't like that, but to get us pumped up.

Speaker 4

Pump, pump, pump it up. Let's watch the.

Speaker 7

TV.

Speaker 3

Pump it up. Let's watch the TV I got something for you guys.

Speaker 2

What the fuck is that? Get ready, get ready, get ready, get ready, get ready, get ready, get ready, get ready, get ready, get ready, get ready Get ready, get ready, get ready, get ready, get ready, get ready, get ready, get ready Get Old men. Is that dad.

Speaker 11

Is that David Oldman?

Speaker 2

I think it's our dad.

Speaker 5

And Jeff.

Speaker 7

That's Jeff Mm-hmm.

Speaker 11

Oh, bob, bob, my name is Matt.

Speaker 12

Oh, bob, bob, bob and Bill, bob and Bill. There we go.

Speaker 4

Bob and Bill.

Speaker 1

There we go. I think it was Tiger King.

Speaker 9

Oh, joe got it. He got out of pre-adventure, that was interesting.

Speaker 7

I'm pumped up. I'm pumped up, pumped man.

Speaker 11

That was interesting. I'm popped up, I'm popped up, popped up, you got popped up, popped up.

Speaker 7

Okay, so I got some presents for people, oh God. And it's going to cause me to have to remove my El Crapitan glasses, oh boy, but for Taylor Sue.

Speaker 4

Taylor Sue, yeah, okay.

Speaker 7

Taylor, sue and Casey.

Speaker 9

Lee, these little glasses. Those are like sperm. Hell yeah, exactly Spermy.

Speaker 1

That's why those are for you.

Speaker 9

Please, though, I don't need any more children.

Speaker 7

Look at that Facial.

Speaker 9

Facial Facial.

Speaker 7

For Casey Lee.

Speaker 9

That's country as fuck, casey Lee, casey Lee.

Speaker 7

Check out these. Ooh, those are very Metro, schmancy Metro, very like Cyberpunk baby 2000s jail and so these glasses were for a different episode, but these glasses got here late, so for Jack you don't have to rock them yes, he does, or you can rock them.

Speaker 9

Those are lovely.

Speaker 7

I do have other glasses, but Perfect those are it Check those out and those. That's a gift from the podcast.

Speaker 4

Freaking sweet. A female alien, that's right. Yeah, suit you. Yeah I got to get.

Speaker 7

I got to undress here.

Speaker 9

Oh my God, we are together.

Speaker 10

Thank you for the shirt. By the way, Shirt You're welcome.

Speaker 4

Thanks for the hat. I got headphones, those are badass.

Speaker 9

What happened to my headphones? Oh boy, why are you skiing? Are those your new?

Speaker 7

ski goggles. They'll crap a tan. Jeez, you look, tardo For the boat, for the plane.

Speaker 4

You look special, you know you do look special. I can't see myself.

Speaker 9

You look like you short bus, for sure the short bus Like you. Can't see your ass again.

Speaker 4

That's rude. My name is Shane Hoggis. Shane Hoggis.

Speaker 7

I love swimming because I love going in the water. Laugh until you fall.

Speaker 4

I love to swim.

Speaker 7

And then shirts and shorts Sounded the same. Shorts and shorts, shorts and shorts Orange showbook Orange. Showbook Orange Orange. Yeah, sorry, I want to see myself. Oh man, I do look cross-eyed, though. These are goofy as shit.

Speaker 10

We need those in Meat man.

Speaker 4

Absolutely.

Speaker 7

Because they were supposed to be tinted lenses. So you wouldn't see me so cross-eyed. Well, fail Imagine if this guy was your pilot, I think he has been. You guys have boarded. Hey, you guys, you guys have boarded, you guys, you guys have boarded let's go, you're buckled in and this guy comes out to talk to you. Hey, welcome what? Spirit Airlines? Probably yeah welcome aboard.

Speaker 9

Welcome aboard. I can't see shit with this welcome aboard.

Speaker 10

I can't see shit about dick yeah, I ordered some last week, some welding glasses for the movie, and they were supposed to be tinted. They weren't.

Speaker 4

It totally changed the film. How do you get welding glasses that aren't tinted? That's weird.

Speaker 10

These are like plastic crap man False advertising.

Acting, Writing, and Directing Journey

Speaker 7

I'm betting no one is going to weld with clear glasses. I would Not because you didn't know better, because you don't know. God All right.

Speaker 9

All right, Well, Jack you're not from Oklahoma.

Speaker 7

No, where'd you grow up at?

Speaker 10

Born in Adrian Michigan.

Speaker 9

Adrian.

Speaker 10

Yeah, it's about an hour and a half from Ann Arbor. Was it cold? It was very cold. It's always cold up there, but the summers are beautiful, springs, falls are amazing. Just the winter's extremely brutal. Yeah, minus 45 degrees a few years ago. I'm good with that For like a whole week it was pretty insane, yuck Our oldest son was up there at Boyne Mountain for a while.

Speaker 7

Boyne Mountain and what was the other place called Shanty Shanty Creek? I don't even know either one of those. Yeah, they were in the Little. They're little, what are they on this, the upper peninsula? Oh, they were up there just south of Traverse City, so pretty far up there I guess.

Speaker 4

I was about to say I don't know. I know that my friend is. From which hand do you use the right hand, right, yeah, yeah, she's from here, okay that's all I know, right, I went on my finger above detroit so I can show everybody here here I think well now I don't remember if it's here, god, or if it's here, but she's on here, or here or here. Yeah, could be anywhere she's on the edge.

Speaker 9

Now I don't remember which one, I guess.

Speaker 10

Anyway, good story right around none of you have been to michigan hi, I went sailing for a whole week outside of traverse city okay, when I was a week, a week sailing, yeah, on a little sunfish sailboat this was their el El Crapitan was.

Speaker 4

We were in Traverse City.

Speaker 2

Hey, you know why we call this? The boom Edmund of you.

Speaker 4

It's like what rich people? Do yes, I got a concussion from the boom, but we were in Traverse City during the Cherry Festival, the what? There's a Cherry Festival.

Speaker 9

It was awesome. It's getting better was awesome.

Speaker 7

Michigan's beautiful man, you guys should check it out yeah, that's what Hunter was telling us how long ago was that?

Speaker 4

when he was up there, when you were up there. I was 13, so just a few years, 10 years thank you 25 years ago, so just a few years.

Speaker 7

Ten years, yeah, ten years, thank you.

Speaker 9

This is very 25 years ago. Take them off, you loser.

Speaker 7

They're like angled right here.

Speaker 10

I know you can tell it's hard to see out of these.

Speaker 4

Oh boy, Please don't ski in those.

Speaker 9

Or do. What else do you do in Michigan? Just ski?

Speaker 10

There's not much to do up there For me anyway. I like to play poker Go to the casinos.

Speaker 4

Is you native?

Speaker 10

Is what? Why did you say that?

Speaker 7

Is you, native, give me a chance to get to the sensor button before you start.

Speaker 4

I'm just bringing my car, sue, or what?

Speaker 9

Pot of me.

Speaker 7

I think they have different tribes up there.

Speaker 4

Yeah.

Speaker 7

They have like long.

Speaker 4

Hackleberry, hackleberry Fuck.

Speaker 1

We may just have to hold the.

Speaker 7

Button.

Speaker 10

Pretty much golf, hockey football. I mean, it's just all sports up there.

Speaker 9

Hockey Hockey.

Speaker 7

Hockey. What first piqued your interest in the acting world?

The Meat Man Horror Movie Concept

Speaker 10

I was a kid man and I would just start doing impressions. I think the first one I did was Sylvester Stallone in a brisk iced tea commercial and I did it for my brothers. They just I just remember them cracking up. I'm like man, that's pretty fun, you know was stallone in a brisk iced tea commercial. Yeah, it was like uh he's, he's like with his ring manager, the old guy you know, and he's oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, he's like it's over rocky throwing a time he's like nothing is over.

Speaker 10

Just give me something to drink, adrian.

Speaker 1

And then he drinks the red busk baby Nice, good sly.

Speaker 10

But yeah, then it just started from there and got into a high school drama, did some plays, got a lead role and then after high school just kind of tanked man. It was like the real world kicked in and sucks you better get a job.

Speaker 10

Man, nobody up here does this stuff, you know so it's kind of what, just moving around a lot working in auto plants, and then started running poker games down in georgia. And you know, over the years, as I would get older, I'd start drinking more, and then it would I'd learn a new character, and then it was coming to a point of like let's just go to a party just to make people laugh and and do voices and then after a while it was like you feel like a monkey, almost.

Speaker 10

Like you know they just want you to do tricks for them. And then then, uh, you know they just want you to do tricks for them. Then you know, real world hits, bad things happen, and then things just ain't so funny anymore, you know. But yeah, it's been a long road man, Extremely long.

Speaker 4

So when did you transition to or start adding in, like writing and directing?

Speaker 10

So when I moved down here uh, I moved down here for a different job that fell through and we were kind of laid out to dry and um down and out, and then I reached out to an acting agent, I reached out to a few, and then she, christina jenkins from real talent studio, she, uh, I didn't realize all were same studio.

Speaker 7

Yeah, oh, she is Same.

Speaker 10

And uh, she said I'll take a flyer on you and then I, you know, a few months later I'm working on Tulsa King. And by that time, like within six months to a year, I've read a lot of scripts through auditions and stuff. I'm like, well, I know I can do better than this. I mean no offense to some of the things I've read, but just as a competitor I'm like I know I can do better than this. Right, yeah, and then I started to see the formatting with my own eyes from the scripts I'm reading. And so I had this idea from back when I started running poker games in Georgia.

Speaker 10

I was like 19 years old and I started running these games and this meat man comes to my house at like 10 o'clock at night and he said hey, man, your dad told me to come back and you'd buy a bunch of meat from me. I said I have no idea what you're talking about. I don't live with my dad. You know. I have a roommate, an older guy named Al. I'm like, but I don't. And so, anyways, he starts getting angry with me. He's like so you're not going to buy my meat.

Speaker 10

I'm like no, dude, and he's got like an S10 pickup truck, like with a freezer on the back of it, and I'm like there's just no way I'm buying this meat.

Speaker 9

Meat man.

Speaker 10

And he got real upset. But he argued with me for like 10 minutes, man, and then he said something that stuck with me. He said this meat is to die for. And then when he left I started thinking like maybe I should have fucking bought that meat. You know, just in case this guy but then I started.

Speaker 7

Meat is to live for. I'm going to buy some.

Speaker 10

Yeah, started thinking, hey, man, fuck, this would be a good horror movie. Yeah, I think I wrote the first script a few years after. I sent it to my high school drama teacher and she said hell, no, and in a nice way, um, and it was really gory and bloody and just I don't want anything to do with this. So that kind of like put me down. And then I had this idea the hangman long story short kind of got stolen from me. That put me down, gave up on it. And then when I got on the tulsa king, that's when I said I'm gonna start writing scripts. So I started with the meat man and, uh, it's really grown into just something that just blows my mind that how many people are rooting for us and it's just amazing yeah, it's Such a cool premise.

Speaker 7

Yeah. And to know that it came from something.

Speaker 4

Yeah, like real.

Speaker 9

Are you still filming it?

Speaker 10

So we're shooting a proof of concept tomorrow and tomorrow's our second day shoot and then Saturday will be our third day. Then we'll start editing it and move into the pitch phase. That's the plan to pitch it. Try to get funding. Anybody watching, if you're interested, definitely hit me up.

Speaker 10

We're gonna. We're gonna give private investors an opportunity first, before we go to a big studio. You know, I mean sure I'd like to help my friends out and this is something that I've believed in and that I've. I've developed these characters for over a decade, thinking about this movie and what you know. Then I came up with the ending and I was just wanted a great ending and came up with the ending and then, okay, what, what does it take to have this ending? Let's throw in these characters, let's back it up. And then it's just been revised five or six times since. My drama teacher said no, I've had some good advice. One guy told me to implement the detective sheriff a little bit more Sweezy. Nick Sweeezy had a few great ideas. I don't want to give too much away, but for anybody that don't know, shane Hargis is Derek. He's the lead character.

Speaker 9

Derek. No, you don't look like Derek.

Speaker 10

Had a great audition.

Speaker 9

Sean. Maybe that was fun, Sean Sean.

Speaker 4

S-H-O-N. Sean, maybe that was fun.

Speaker 9

Sean Sean S-H-O-N. Sean Sean.

Speaker 12

Dirty bitch.

Speaker 4

He is a dirty bitch, dang Gross.

Speaker 7

No, I'm really excited and Meet me.

Speaker 4

Cool marriage.

Speaker 10

No, nathan Bright made that logo. Yeah, it's great. It's great artwork marriage Nathan Bright made that logo it's great artwork great artwork yeah, I sent him the idea, just what I wanted, and he came back with that and it was almost like fate, like man this is so good yeah, you see those, he did such a good job. Yeah, he's got his.

Speaker 4

Fanta and a koozie right now.

Speaker 10

Tell you a little premise. So it's basically three brothers who have grown up together without their parents for over 30 years and you know no schooling, nobody around to tell them what to do, and 30 years later you're all. Hell breaks loose awesome yeah, it's really fun and it's scary it's a well it was, or it would have been scary, I think. I mean it's still be scary, but it's a thriller suspense, but it's almost a comedy too, I mean it's really funny.

Speaker 10

You're going to get a good feeling when you leave after you watch this.

Speaker 4

And then are you going to question your own morality because you did have such a good time watching it.

Speaker 7

Yeah.

Speaker 4

That's kind of nice.

Speaker 7

Yeah, you're going to be like, hey, well. That's good, yeah, you're going to be like hey Well, Doesn't sound so bad.

Speaker 10

Yeah, it definitely makes you think, because each character that I wrote has something where, if they would have just made a different choice, things would you know, and a lot of it is built on assumptions. Oh, okay, when somebody just comes in and assumes something that you did and you didn't do it. I mean how?

Speaker 4

Like assumes that you want to buy a whole truck full of meat. Right like, assumes that you want to buy a whole truck full of meat. Right, right, that's awesome but it's to die for yeah, when you said when he said so you're not gonna buy my meat, it made me think welcome to being a girl. Yeah, that's true, that happens a lot of gross dudes. Come on, you want my meat?

Speaker 11

you don't want this meat bitch.

Speaker 7

What if we? Always referred to it as meat.

Speaker 4

I would be a vegetarian. I guess that would make me a vagetarian. If you don't want meat, you'd be a vagetarian.

Speaker 7

Yeah, yeah, pesclitarian.

Speaker 4

Pesclitarian. Good job babe.

Speaker 7

You know how hard that was for me to say.

Speaker 4

You did it really well Did you practice.

Speaker 7

No, were you actually trying to? Were you trying to?

Speaker 4

say Pescatarian and said it wrong.

Speaker 7

No, no, no no. It almost sounds like a Religion.

Speaker 4

Pescatarian.

Speaker 7

Yeah.

Speaker 4

I could be one. I could does Pescatarian. Yeah, yeah, I could be one, I could be a pescatarian.

Speaker 7

I love this setup, not a pescatarian.

Speaker 3

Yeah, it's a but a pescatarian Like I could actually it's my little toy store.

Speaker 4

Toy store.

Speaker 7

Yeah.

Speaker 9

Toy toy.

Speaker 7

My toys.

Speaker 4

I got all my toys.

Car Accident and Favorite Movies

Speaker 7

I took them out of the box. How long have you been collecting? I would say I really got back into it probably in 2007, and so it's been slowly, but it's been the last 11 years, 12 years that I've been way more serious about it.

Speaker 9

Yeah, that's going to pay off.

Speaker 7

And some of it I have already sold off and got other stuff because my interest kind of started changing but it's getting to be where I want it. I think you have any Care Bears because my interest kind of started changing but it's getting to be where I want it. I think you have any Care Bears, no, no, we see them quite often with all the vintage toy places we go. We found this one place in Bethany that they had a shitload of Teddy Ruxpins.

Speaker 4

What the fuck Like they had like three Teddy Ruxpins.

Speaker 3

Dang and like all the tapes they had, like three teddy ruxpins dang and like all the tapes and like whoa books, like the whole thing and we were almost irritated about it, because we found her, a teddy ruxpin, in sepulpa and we were so excited.

Speaker 4

We were like fuck yeah, teddy ruxpin, this is great. Fuck yeah, now they're.

Speaker 7

It's so mad, but it doesn't work either.

Speaker 4

No, but it's really cool, but it's.

Speaker 9

Here. It's nostalgic.

Speaker 7

I want to give you a working one and then I'll take that one and go trade it in. So I want you to scare.

Speaker 9

Molly with it and she won't be scared. She has a doll right now called One-Leg Lacey. Oh, the demon doll yes, that's right, the porcelain doll, one Leg Lacey. So she carries her by her hair and she dropped her and she lost a leg. So she changed her name to One Leg Lacey and then they made a YouTube scary movie of One Leg Lacey killing them.

Speaker 7

Oh yeah, that's right.

Speaker 9

On Sophia Dang's YouTube.

Speaker 7

Sophia.

Speaker 9

Dang's.

Speaker 7

Check it out, let's go viral.

Speaker 11

I'm subscribed.

Speaker 7

I'm on my out, check it out. I have let's go viral. I I've subscribed, I'm out. I subscribe you did. Yeah, I mean because there's future little filmmakers, right there sawyer loves making movies her son, sawyer is so good he is this. One night he was going around filming him, his, his sister and their little cousin and he goes and does that and then brings me his phone and shows me his movie and he's already cut it all together and they were going on a treasure hunt.

Speaker 9

They had music and everything they had music.

Speaker 7

It had a title card.

Speaker 4

I mean, it was a whole thing. It was so impressive. He loves making movies, yeah.

Speaker 7

So of course I had had to subscribe. I might get an idea from him.

Speaker 9

So, yeah, she won't be scared, dang it.

Speaker 4

Yeah, I think she's just scared of people yeah, yeah, she's weird, she's a little shy.

Speaker 9

She's just a weirdo.

Speaker 7

But so was her mom growing up too. Who Super shy you. Oh, they're like. We don't know if we can pass her from kindergarten to first grade because she doesn't speak.

Speaker 9

I'm like y'all. It's called autism, come on.

Speaker 4

It's just a touch of the tism, guys.

Speaker 9

We don't know what's wrong.

Speaker 7

She got nicked with something.

Speaker 9

I didn't know about the autism yet. That was a few years after that.

Speaker 7

She's just fucking weirdo. I think maybe she stepped on a rusty nail.

Speaker 9

I just powered through to third grade before anyone noticed anything.

Speaker 7

It turned out all right. That's debatable, it's okay.

Speaker 4

She's really good at masking. Oh, masking, yeah, what does that mean? Like simulating other people. They call it masking. Never mind, you don't do that. Fuck, that didn't work. Cut that out.

Speaker 7

No, we're keeping that in specifically.

Speaker 9

What she doesn't do, that we're keeping that in Don't use big words.

Speaker 7

Whoa Welcome back you. We're keeping that in. Don't use big words. Whoa, welcome back you back now. I'm definitely not smart he said you had an interesting last few weeks, two weeks week and a half.

Speaker 9

Oh, I got a car wreck. Yeah, I gotta buy a new car. What. I got rear-ended, but not in a good way.

Speaker 4

I don't know why I said it like that Rear-ended Okay, okay.

Speaker 1

You can tell who I am because, when I say that people go mm-mm-mm.

Speaker 10

Was it your fault?

Speaker 9

No, it wasn't. No, is it ever your fault if you get rear-ended? Yeah, it can be if you just slam on your brake. No, someone was turning and another person stopped and I stopped in this 16 year old in a dodge ram just barreling through dodge ram.

Speaker 7

Did you get?

Speaker 10

whiplash oh yeah did you go to hospital?

Speaker 9

yeah, wow, she hit me. I hit the car in front and then that car hit the truck in front, so it was four oh, I didn't realize it was. I didn't realize the one in front hit the truck and then I went past them and into the ditch Damn.

Speaker 4

Dang that is fast as shit, she was moving and Grooving.

Speaker 10

Dodge Ram Lawsuit.

Speaker 4

That's what we keep telling her. She's called one of those. I got the whip blast.

Speaker 7

And it totaled her car, my.

Speaker 2

Jeep's done Single mom man.

Speaker 9

Done with that shit.

Speaker 7

The other insurance was like, we'll give you $1,800.

Speaker 9

For pain and suffering. I was like no thanks, so I'm still done with that bullshit.

Speaker 7

So any car accident lawyers out there let us know Come to me before I come to you, that's how that works. I don't know, maybe she'll go on a date with you, janalee kept telling me to call the wolf pack who's? The wolf pack.

Speaker 9

I don't know. I'm sure there's a billboard.

Speaker 7

Yeah, the wolf pack. The Wolf Pack Call them up Free consultation.

Speaker 9

I bet I'm going to call car and car, car and car.

Speaker 7

That's the one.

Speaker 11

We don't get paid unless you get paid.

Speaker 10

Was the driver drinking or anything?

Speaker 9

No, it was like 730 in the morning.

Speaker 4

She was on her phone.

Speaker 9

Probably on her phone, I'm assuming.

Speaker 4

I don't know 16 morning she was on her phone. Probably on her phone, I'm assuming, I don't know 16, you know oh my god, that's probably late to a final.

Speaker 9

That's why it is good to have like we're going toward the high school I've seen women doing their makeup and fucking driving.

Speaker 10

It's like it's wild guilty.

Speaker 7

That's why it's good to have, like dash cams, you know, a ford and a back dash well, the cop was like, yeah, no doubt she's not fault, she's paying for all of it.

Speaker 9

That's what he said.

Speaker 7

I was like, all right, yeah, but you know, you gotta just deal with them but what it would do is you could be like, hey, she was also on her fucking phone well, and the police I know if that says she wasn't you have, you would have of it.

Speaker 9

I don't have fancy stuff. I don't even have a ring camera. Everyone has a fucking ring camera.

Speaker 7

I don't even have that, even apartments? Yeah, I don't have anything I know what you're getting for your birthday. People put a ring camera on their apartment.

Speaker 9

I don't have smart devices.

Speaker 7

But it's, I would probably do that At an apartment. Put a doorbell cam somewhere up.

Speaker 9

Yeah, I don't live in an apartment.

Speaker 7

I know oh, that's how really poor you are, that an apartment has a ring doorbell, you have a house and yours probably doesn't even work.

Speaker 9

My door Bell. Oh it does.

Speaker 7

Oh Bell, my door Bell.

Speaker 9

Oh, it does. Oh Bell which one.

Speaker 7

I don't know, I don't know what Neat.

Speaker 4

So, jack, what's your favorite movie?

Speaker 10

Jesus Christ, what's my favorite movie? Yeah, yeah, yeah Comedy probably Tommy and Boy Beetlejuice.

Speaker 13

Two of my favorites. Are you ready?

Speaker 4

Beetlejuice.

Speaker 10

Two of my favorites.

Speaker 4

Are you ready for Beetlejuice 2? Oh, yeah.

Speaker 13

I'm going to be there for sure, coming out on my birthday.

Speaker 7

September 6th.

Speaker 4

That's my birthday.

Speaker 7

We'll be going.

Speaker 9

Watch Party.

Speaker 10

What about you? What's your favorite movie? Lost Boys.

Speaker 9

Lost Boys is my favorite. Signs of the Lambs that's a good one.

Speaker 4

That's my favorite movie All time.

Speaker 9

I don't even like scary movies.

Speaker 4

I do like scary movies.

Speaker 7

I have like maybe three, maybe four, that.

Speaker 9

I can't put. I was about to say stupid, big trouble, little China. There's two of them right there, red Doll.

Speaker 7

No, oh, the Goonies, the Goonies. Big trouble, little China.

Speaker 4

The Crow.

Speaker 7

The.

Speaker 9

Crow, they're going to come out and do one of that, and it has the it guy on it. Yeah, it has.

Speaker 4

And Aliens. The youngest Skarsgård boyfriend.

Speaker 10

What about Training Day. That's probably in my top three Training.

Speaker 7

Day. That is very good. I like that one that's a boy movie.

Speaker 10

I haven't seen that oh man, I mean, I've seen it, but it's a boy movie and I do like scary movies.

Speaker 7

I'm not a boy she likes 30 Days of Night. Ooh, I like that movie. I love that movie.

Speaker 9

I watch that every time I talk to her.

Speaker 7

I can't believe she would watch it.

Speaker 9

Oh, it's so good, canada, alaska, alaska.

Casting Movie, Scriptwriting, and Creativity

Speaker 4

I think I like scary movies more now, Like I think I can handle scary movies more now. Now that I have Disney Plus on demand.

Speaker 7

What about Prometheus?

Speaker 4

No, fuck that movie. She doesn't like aliens, I don't like aliens, but she, no, fuck that movie.

Speaker 9

she doesn't like aliens. I don't like aliens, but she likes horror gore. Do you like the strangers? No, because that's realistic, I know, and that's why I can't watch it.

Speaker 4

That's why, a lot of people don't like those well, we saw the preview for the new one, yeah, and like it starts, and I look over at Shane and I was like no fucking way.

Speaker 9

No, not fucking doing it, I with it. I'll watch them, but the ones I have trouble with are like Demon. Those kind of scare me.

Speaker 4

I can watch the Demon ones Because I got some Demon.

Speaker 10

Remember from Demon Knight from back in the day.

Speaker 4

No, I don't know that one.

Speaker 9

I want to watch that one now. I'm scared to watch it.

Speaker 4

No, I like, like the Exorcist. I mean I like them, but it's scary.

Speaker 7

Yeah, you like the Exorcist.

Speaker 4

And I don't think I would mind the hauntings, it's the jump scares. I don't enjoy that. Oh, I like that. That takes me out of it a little bit.

Speaker 7

What about Blair Witch?

Speaker 4

Yeah, I like that one.

Speaker 10

That was crazy $20,000 budget or something like that, yeah, super low.

Speaker 7

Mm-hmm and so I've probably talked about it on here before. But when I was in the army and over in germany, uh, there was a little theater on one of the posts when we were training and we had a free night, we were like, oh, let's go watch this blair witch movie. We haven't heard anything about it. We're disconnected from a state so we don't know like the story behind it. And it was like this found footage right, and we're dumb soldiers, so we're like okay, and so for us it was like holy shit, it was pretty freaky and I think we watched it two more times.

Speaker 10

The advertisement on the radio. I'll never forget it. It's just how scary it was hearing it on the radio. You don't even see anything. You're like I got to go watch it. I got to see it, the hype.

Speaker 7

And then it wasn't until I got back over stateside where it was oh no, that was Just fake. Yeah, people that made a movie oh Well, that was pretty good. You got to start a movie oh well, that's pretty good. You got to start a rumor yeah, so the meat man's going to be real, real meat man's going to be real good. It's going to be a found footage.

Speaker 10

Yeah, I love the cool, though I loved when we had shot. Our first day was almost a year ago and we stopped right away. There were some things. I just you know I wasn't prepared for that shit, be honest with you but that getting you and Trey Sweetin together and I still hadn't came up with a Dean. So there's three brothers. There's dean, derrick and denny. Yeah, the object of this movie is to, um, make a new monster, kind of like jason or freddy or whoever else. Sweet, but denny is the. I don't know if I should even say that, but it doesn't matter. Point is, it's a making of a psychopath. Is what this movie is.

Speaker 4

That's awesome.

Speaker 10

With some comedy. But I'll never forget that I was still trying to get a Dean and then we shot his first day and then Trey was in the top three. So he was there that day. I said read your script. And then Shane, and him read, and then I said do it one more time and I want my neighbors to call the cops on us, or something like that. And then he just screamed. I was like all right, and these two and they kind of look kind of similar, I don't know like they- could be related, maybe, but it just that gave me goosebumps when I got you two together.

Speaker 10

That's when I really knew I'm like. This is finally like I'm putting a face to the name. You know what I mean.

Speaker 4

That's awesome.

Speaker 10

And this is 12 years, 15 years of in the making and now we have this cast like this is so good Oklahoma cast for the most part, I mean.

Speaker 4

Yeah, that's super cool.

Speaker 10

And amazing, Like Mark Adam Goff Mm-hmm. He was in Out of Exile and a bunch of other things, but Kyle Harris' film Out of Exile. Have you guys seen that?

Speaker 7

I have, yeah, action movies for her kind of hit and miss, so Bullying movies Oklahoma though you've got to support him.

Speaker 10

I think he knocked it out of the park. Kyle Harris did. His cast was so good. Mark's in that Jake the Snake Roberts.

Speaker 4

Oh, okay, I remember you talking about that. He was in Out of.

Speaker 9

Exile as well, yeah, yeah, yeah. So I've contacted Jake. What did you say? I said how could you forget that name, do you?

Speaker 4

know who Jake the Snake is, I can assume you just assume who he is.

Speaker 7

What would you assume?

Speaker 4

Yeah, what do you think he is? Who do you think he is?

Speaker 10

Probably like a big Porn star, big porn star I was thinking wrestler, but big bulky buff man.

Speaker 7

Got it he was a wrestler. Told you Good assumption Told you.

Speaker 10

He was great. His promos were great too.

Speaker 9

I know my snakes y'all.

Speaker 10

Back when everybody else was like ah, screaming and here, comes, jake, like I'm going to kick your ass. Real calm and just like.

Speaker 7

He got up there psyche. Yeah. His finishing move was the DDT. Yeah, ddt.

Speaker 10

So we called him. I seen him in Kyle's movie and we got a hold of his manager and they said that they liked the script and they just want us to make an offer on price. They said they'll work with us, so we can't make an offer until we know what we're working with yeah until you actually have funding yeah, but it's good to know that they're willing to do it and we've kind of tweaked his part. It's just perfect for him.

Speaker 4

That's awesome.

Speaker 10

Marcus Bagwell Buff, the Stuff. He's also, he's got a part in this as well, Trying to keep. You know, I'd like to get famous people, you know, but at the same time I think these Oklahoma people are famous. They just we're not worldwide famous yet.

Speaker 7

Yeah, I think, oh, there's a lot of good actors there's so good. And yeah, I just got back from Cody Mayo. His studio does an acting retreat, so I was at that a couple of weekends ago and so many good actors I got to hang out with them all weekend. Lisa Fenimore, Pat Homis. Amazing, did a sleepover. Yeah, it was a big sleepover.

Speaker 11

Aww, it was, we had cabins.

Speaker 7

And you know some rooms had bunk beds.

Speaker 9

And we stayed up late and tell stories. Tell me your acting story.

Speaker 7

Yeah, an acting story there you go so cute Seems like a lot of the actors in his group are getting booked. You know what I mean.

Speaker 10

So something's going on over there, cody's good. I really like Cody in his group are getting booked. You know what I mean. So something's going on, cody's good.

Speaker 7

I really like Cody. That's why I'll drive the two hours to go train with him and he's done some private coaching for me to prep for the meat man and he's just. We had that connection, just something about him and I was like yeah, yeah, he knows, he knows how to work the meat push and pull and get the meat. Get the meat in the right yeah, work the meat whole he's gonna hate me saying that.

Speaker 7

Does he listen to this? I don't know, but he's probably gonna to hear it and I'll never get him on the podcast now.

Speaker 9

How long is the Nightman? Two hours.

Speaker 7

Like length and girth, it's 98 pages so almost. Hour and a half, maybe A little over.

Speaker 9

You wrote 98 pages.

Speaker 10

I had to take some out. Dang, that's a lot of writing.

Speaker 9

Did you type it? Yeah?

Speaker 4

no, he used a quill. I mean, I don't know he might have you see mcclactic so I have a. Do you have a quill?

Speaker 10

I don't even know what that is it's like the pen with the feather.

Speaker 4

Do you have a typewriter with the ink? I?

Speaker 10

said you can't use big words.

Speaker 4

Quill is one. Oh, it has a Q in it. I'm sorry, qs are hard words.

Speaker 7

I have the script.

Speaker 9

Do you have a typewriter?

Speaker 10

My grandmother had one. I do have.

Speaker 7

I do have scenes.

Speaker 10

I got the script in the car, don't you show that.

Speaker 9

Yeah the script is here somewhere Turkey.

Speaker 7

I'm also also gonna print some, oh it's on the shelf.

Speaker 10

You put it on the bottom shelf, where it's supposed to go so what I do for for writing what I learned, it's best for me because I've right, I've wrote three scripts so far, one I'm still revising, which is a comedy, which like five, fifth or sixth revision.

Speaker 10

On that, and every time I get one done, I'm just like man, I don't, that's just a writer for you. They're never impressed with their own shit. But so what helps me, though, is to just brainstorm for a whole week to three days, walk around, play my music in my earbuds, and then I'll take a piece of paper and I'll write one liners, just scene descriptions, scene ideas, like shane hits the guy in the head with a bat, and that would just be one line, and then I get a hundred of those that are really interesting, and then, you know that's after. I have a pretty good idea of my characters and stuff, and then get those, and then, once I get them all down where I got at least a hundred, that's when I'll sit down at the computer and type, because there's many times where I'll sit at the computer and try to type and I'm like and you just stare yeah.

Speaker 10

So at least sitting down you got some ammo to work with. Then you just knock them out as much as you can. So when I revise me man, it's like 17 hours straight just sitting there Damn Smoking cigarettes and marijuana cigarettes.

Speaker 4

Left-handed cigarettes Left-handed cigarettes, yeah.

Speaker 10

Yes, always helps the cigarettes. Yeah, yes, uh-huh, always helps the creativity.

Speaker 4

Yeah, what's the music when you're?

Speaker 10

A lot of the same stuff I put it on repeat, yeah and like weird stuff that you guys would probably make fun of.

Speaker 4

Oh, please try.

Speaker 10

Like when I'm writing backgrounders Cupid Shuffle. I'll put that shit on repeat 15 times in a row because that's just like the beat of the now of the movie the pacing of it's just that's fantastic actually but I just sit there, repeat, repeat take me me to pound him.

Speaker 4

Let's put this in the red tissue.

Speaker 1

Yeah, I could have that, oh, I love her, so Cupid Shuffle.

Speaker 10

Uh yeah, um Bawitaba no no, it's not Cupid. Shuffle. I'm sorry oh.

Speaker 9

Cupid Shuffle would have been great. It's Shivers. What the fuck is Shivers? Shivers, I can't remember the guy's name Ed Sheeran, yeah remember the guy's name ed sheeran.

Speaker 1

Yeah, oh, that's a great song. Yeah, that that's. How does that? I just super daddied my pants is that how it goes?

Speaker 9

no, oh, cupid shuffle is a little different.

Speaker 10

I can hear it's almost like every wedding, yes, it's ever. But I can hear it.

Speaker 4

I kind of wish it had been cuba shuffle, actually, yeah oh my god, you're farting for the meat man.

Speaker 10

I like that song. Um uh, put your lights on by everlast and santana. I'll play that one on repeat, especially when I get to a certain point where I know that song. So I try to get that song in there. It's sixty thousand dollars just to put it in the meat man jeez, 60 grand. Why for the amount? Of time that we want and yeah, and two huge artists that's crazy wow jeez so just hey, just let me and.

Speaker 4

Taylor, do a cover of it. Yeah, we could do Shaggy oh.

Speaker 9

I would love this. Anybody wants to cover it. You got me on the count, here we go.

Speaker 4

Two classy cunts. Oh True, house corner with two classy cunts Damn. Is that real that?

Speaker 1

was us.

Speaker 9

You can have that in one of your scenes where there is a coffee shop. Oh my god, can you?

Speaker 4

have a podcast in the movie. Let me write a scene.

Speaker 10

So a sequel, a sequel could have all kinds of shit in it.

Speaker 4

Fuck yeah.

Speaker 10

This one's pretty much set in stone. I'm just kidding. I would never actually ask that. That's crazy.

Speaker 4

Yeah, we had one segment on one podcast and it didn't even work.

Speaker 10

True.

Speaker 4

Crime Corner with two classic cunts.

Speaker 10

Yeah, that was hard.

Speaker 7

It didn't even record did it?

Speaker 4

No, it didn't record. Was that the?

Speaker 9

one yeah.

Speaker 7

Catastrophic failure. Yeah, lost all audio. The best podcast ever.

Speaker 9

You could do some Creed. Yep, they're hot right now there you go, so they're trending, so when people search it.

Speaker 10

Do y'all do karaoke.

Speaker 4

I live for karaoke.

Speaker 10

She does.

Speaker 4

It's my favorite thing in the world.

Speaker 7

I try to get Taylor to do Thong song.

Speaker 9

I sound like a drowned cat.

Speaker 4

No karaoke Is my very favorite thing.

Speaker 10

What's your?

Speaker 4

favorite song. Well, I always start with Black Velvet, always, but I like some Patsy Cline.

Speaker 9

I like, she likes the usual, some the typical girl Dreams, you know Fleetwood.

Speaker 4

Mac. I'm like she looks the usual, some the typical girl. Mm-hmm, uh Dreams, you know, fleetwood Mac. Mm-hmm. But I take requests.

Speaker 7

Yeah, you do I do Bonnie Raitt. Well, I do.

Speaker 4

Bonnie Raitt, you're right, mm-hmm.

Speaker 10

Are you a karaoke-er? Jewel, can you do Jewel? I can do Jewel.

Speaker 7

She's got a hell of a voice.

Speaker 4

Mm-hmm, a karaoke ear, I can do.

Speaker 7

Jewel? What about Pat Benatar?

Speaker 4

I have done Pat Benatar.

Speaker 7

Yep, she likes her karaoke.

Speaker 4

I do, but someone won't ever take me.

Speaker 9

No, they're old, you can't do that anymore, I know.

Speaker 4

It starts super late.

Speaker 9

You're being bad.

Speaker 7

We did have fun one night. We sat on the couch.

Speaker 4

On the couch karaoke.

Speaker 7

Drank and turned on Spotify on the TV With the lyrics On. Spotify, we'll play lyrics or show the lyrics as well, and we just sang for two hours.

True Crime and Tornadoes

Speaker 4

Dogs love that they were not happy Shut up what is outside.

Speaker 9

She's like a puppet at heart Did you record it?

Speaker 7

No, we should have. We should have. I sound beautiful when I sing, so we should have recorded it.

Speaker 10

So you're going to be on set Saturday, right?

Speaker 9

Mm-hmm, actress in the making Background. Look at her.

Speaker 7

Got to start somewhere.

Speaker 10

Yeah, I got plenty of background, man Sweet.

Speaker 7

Yeah she actually did special effects. Did do special effects. Did I have one of these? You were also taking behind the scenes videos and photos for. Brindley.

Speaker 4

Oh really I did.

Speaker 10

I love Brindley man. That was a great show. It was good.

Speaker 7

Yeah, you did great, we've been trying to get Jeremy Scott on the podcast but we're going to have to probably do a Zoom and have him Zoom into this. That's weird, I know.

Speaker 4

All the way in the taliqua I know Thank you?

Speaker 10

Yeah, I really enjoyed that. I mean I love serial killer stuff, you know, and that's what I watch on YouTube, just all day long when.

Speaker 9

I'm not doing something. Murder in the first degree.

Speaker 7

She loves the murder.

Speaker 4

It's like my favorite thing in the whole world. It's true crime, shit.

Speaker 10

Like that Jeepers Creepers scene where remember, have you seen that? Mm-hmm, Probably.

Speaker 4

You saw, that. Yeah, remember we had a whole conversation about this oh yeah, yeah.

Speaker 9

Yeah, no, you're talking about Because, yeah, because we were talking about like the truck, yeah, and he's the scary, like he's wearing a trench coat, yeah.

Speaker 10

That truck is a character in itself. Exactly, that's true, that's what we're trying to do with the meat truck.

Speaker 9

Yeah, oh yeah, it was that little bit of blood on it and it's all white Black.

Speaker 4

Oh, is that the face? Is that the face you made? I can go with black too.

Speaker 10

I can picture it though. And it's like yeah, it's going to be freaky.

Speaker 4

I bet, if you need sound effects, yeah, that's good.

Speaker 10

But the scene where he's throwing the bloody sheet down the sewer. That was that was based on an actual unsolved mystery case that happened in michigan. Oh, and so the opening scene is off, based off a real unsolved mystery with robert stack back in the day.

Speaker 4

That's crazy.

Speaker 7

I didn't know that cool, I thought there was gonna be like a true crime thing going on with this uh pastor whose wife, suddenly uh decided to take her own life oh yes, excuse me, it's gonna be a documentary on that where's that at.

Speaker 7

I don't remember where it was at. This just happened a few days ago, but, um, I did see a guy reporting on it and said that they do. The authorities have video and they release the videos of her walking into a pawn shop buying the firearm, and then another like showing her driving to this lake where she unalived herself lake where she unalived, unalived herself, um. So I mean, I was kind of hoping we were going to get a juicy story as bad as that sounds, because that guy seems like a scumbag.

Speaker 7

Her husband, yeah, yeah, like this happened in the last week her her husband was hanging out with a girl, cheating on her and stuff like that.

Speaker 9

So she killed him.

Speaker 7

She killed herself, the girl that he was dating, her husband, mysteriously dies like drowns. He officiated that funeral, so it was just all like this guy's creepy as fuck and he was saying during the service be doing a service and talking nice about someone and not having to make it up or lie Like all those other people, that if you did a bunch of services, for other people. You were lying about how good those people were. Yes, you're a fucking douche. Yes, you're a fucking douche.

Speaker 7

Yes, but he probably caused her, drove her to do that. You know what really scared me.

Speaker 10

I think it was last year we were here in Oklahoma. It's like five or six construction workers, all about our age, our size, come up up missing. It's like okay, and uh, they just vanish. Two weeks later they find their torsos in the river. Yeah, and I'm thinking if they can abduct six full-grown ass men, grown men grown men In broad daylight Wow.

Speaker 11

How did I not hear that?

Speaker 10

Was it aliens. Yeah. I'm terrified of this state. I'm not kidding. There's so many things here that scare the shit out of me.

Speaker 4

Someone said I saw something on TikTok one time that said something like that if Australia is the country that tries to kill you, Oklahoma is the state that tries to kill you. I'm like, oh, why? I don't know.

Speaker 10

And. I like Oklahomans like you guys are tough. You guys you don't even care, like we were talking about the tornado. It's like big deal.

Speaker 4

We don't care.

Speaker 10

It's normal, we just drink about it.

Speaker 4

I'm telling you, yeah, yeah, it's normal and we just drink about it.

Speaker 9

I'm telling you, yeah, that's what I did on Monday night Just drank, watch the weather and drank.

Speaker 7

There's been so many drunk nights because of storms here lately. Well.

Speaker 9

We had.

Speaker 7

Cody Mayo's retreat.

Speaker 9

Yeah, are we going to take shelter.

Speaker 7

Wake up at 2.30 in the morning. At 2.30 in the morning because we got to go up to this hill where this house was that had a $40,000 safe room built in it, and so I am midnight time edible Like I'm just. What are we going to do? Oh, we got to. Oh, okay, were you in your underwear. Yeah, I had to put my shorts on. You should have just walked out of your underwear.

Speaker 9

I was just wearing my sandals, yeah walk sandals in a tornado, come on, I don't know I was high as shit.

Speaker 10

What did you?

Speaker 7

guys have to do Go run from a tornado.

Speaker 4

That was headed in our direction. Take shelter. 2.30 in the morning.

Encounters With the Paranormal

Speaker 7

Yeah, I'm glad someone was watching the news. You were fucked up, where'd you run? We had three cars designated that everyone would jump into and we kind of had an assigned car. So we kind of had a plan that's cool but loaded up, drove up to this house and hung out at this house house and got ready to go into the safe room if we needed to. Thankfully we didn't have to, but we didn't get back down to the cabins till 3.30. And so now I'm like damn.

Speaker 10

Got to eat another one.

Speaker 7

So I ate a half of one and I went back to sleep pretty fast.

Speaker 4

But where was I?

Speaker 7

We get out of the trucks to go to the cabin. And then I started talking like I was on Jeopardy and I said I'll take running from a tornado at 2.30 am while midway through my nighttime edible for a thousand, alex, like I was just so out of it. But good plan you were home by yourself. Without me. So was I, but she did have.

Speaker 4

I wasn't by myself.

Speaker 9

Oh excuse me.

Speaker 4

Our son was here.

Speaker 7

He was very good. He was very good.

Speaker 10

You have a safe room here, shelter in the garage, hiding hole in the garage and we did have to get in it, because Oklahoma don't have basements. No.

Speaker 4

Can't because of the clay.

Speaker 13

Yeah.

Speaker 4

Because it leaches too much moisture.

Speaker 9

I just rode it out, woo-hoo, woo-hoo.

Speaker 10

You don't come over here when Hell no, she's like 30 minutes away.

Speaker 4

Yeah, she lives further away.

Speaker 7

I don't care my parents a cellar.

Speaker 9

Take me away, but it smells musky. There's spiders.

Speaker 7

I don't think anyone's been down in it.

Speaker 9

Oh, Sarah and Molly get down it all the time.

Speaker 7

They record movies in there, no wonder they were getting sick all the time. Oh shit, on the black mold, probably, they recorded a bunch of movies down there. Snuff films.

Speaker 1

He's a little movie maker.

Speaker 7

It makes sense. When our parents' chihuahua died, rusty, oh, and they had him in a box. I don't know if they buried him yet.

Speaker 9

Well, it was raining, so they couldn't. It rained for three days.

Speaker 7

Molly's like where's Rusty, and they were like Rusty died, we have him in the box. And she's like I want to see him. Can I see his body? Can I see his body? She's a little serial killer.

Speaker 1

She's a little psychopath.

Speaker 9

She is, she's the one who carries the dolphin hair. She is, she's the one carries the doll one leg lacy, god. She just sits on the dining room table. I'm like, get that fucking thing out of.

Speaker 7

There's a there's a character for you, yeah, like in one leg, lacy, and some film of yours, you can have some fucked up family's little girl come walking out of her bedroom down the hallway just holding this doll by its hair, with no leg she's so funny One leg lacy.

Speaker 4

She is funny.

Speaker 10

I've always been turned off by like ghost movies, you know, for some reason Like.

Speaker 9

Poltergeist.

Speaker 10

Yeah, well, like Exorcist, I like that kind of stuff More like a paranormal activity?

Speaker 7

Yeah, absolutely.

Speaker 10

I just can't buy into it.

Speaker 4

Do you not believe in ghosts?

Speaker 10

No, I totally believe in them. Let's hear it. I think there's more good spirits than there are bad.

Speaker 9

I agree, I can see that. Yeah, I agree.

Speaker 10

I mean, I've had encounters.

Speaker 9

Tell us Of the third kind we are paranormal investigators ghost hunters we used to have a team nope, paranormal nope I'll tell you a crazy story.

Speaker 10

So I mean, I have many, so I can't tell you them all, but um you can but one.

Speaker 10

Uh, I lost a bud, a good friend. His name's Carlos Carlos LaRon House Down in Georgia, and this was in like 2014 or 15. Anyway, we were doing a documentary on the Georgia lottery. We just started. It was like two months in, maybe a month in, and we had filmed like 10 times just him cashing tickets and playing, me playing, my neighbor playing there's like five or six guys in this and, um, carlos says, uh, one day he comes to me and he says, hey man, I mean I don't think it matters, but I don't think his family is going to watch, but he was a drug dealer. You know what I mean. And entrepreneur.

Speaker 10

He was just out of prison, you know, was in there for a while for drugs, got out, had a baby trying to change his life around and he's got to, that's all he knows. Sell drugs, yeah, he tells me. One day. He says hey, man, if anything ever happens to me, you know, have them get it looked at, because I don't do these drugs that I sell. And I said what do you sell? He says I sell rocks, he's, and a weed, that's it. Rocks, he's pills, it was like a form of OxyCat. I've never done them, I haven't done drugs in 14, 15 years. So anyways, he says. He says if anything ever happens to me, get it looked at. I said okay. I said if any, if you die, I said uh, you got to come back. Tell me the winning lotto number yeah, that's a fucking joke, yeah and he's like if you die before me, you come back.

Speaker 4

I said hell yeah, I will.

Speaker 10

Man afterlife pact man and so then one day he comes to me and his, uh, he says, hey, man, I need to borrow a thousand bucks. And I said, for what? And he said, well, I got a quarter pound of weed fronted to me and uh, then I got robbed and the guy that fronted it wants me to pay him. I said, well, that's how that shit works. Yeah, I can take something on called economy and he goes. But uh, the guy that fronted it to me, I think he's the one who had me robbed.

Speaker 9

Oh.

Speaker 10

Man, you got to get away from these people. And so then I go over to his apartment and this is you know. I get over there and he's telling me hey man, he's going to come to my poker game. I was going to give him a ride to my poker game. He didn't have a car, and so he gets. I'm gonna try to shorten this up but sure so he.

Speaker 10

He comes in and, uh, his dealer shows up and he tells me he puts his arm around me. He said get out of here, man. It's like that's no good. I think this is the guy you know oh so I'm in the parking lot. I'm like, you're you good? He's like, yeah, he texted me. He's like, go, go, I'll show up to your house later. Shows up a few hours later happy as hell.

Speaker 10

He's like in front of me another one, he said I could work it off. I'm like, oh cool, so I don't got to loan you no money to get you out of this jam and I've only year or so you know. But he's really really good friend of mine, you know, in that year. And so then one day he leaves my poker game and then he goes home and that was it, and my hostess took him home, dropped him off, and she says she dropped him off and she left and um he, she called me next morning saying he's dead in his room like, how did it happen?

Speaker 10

she's like she goes, I don't know. His roommate just called me and said he's dead. So I call him. No, nothing, obviously he was passed away and uh. So then, uh, about a night goes by and I'm sitting there and I'm sleeping. I just ran a poker game. I'm sleeping, I have my girlfriend in my bed and I wake up to my real name's Pat. Wake up. Yo Pat, wake up. Man, it's me, yo Pat. I hear it clear as day and I'm in a loft, so I'm thinking he's not dead. It's me, yo Pat. I hear it clear as day and I'm in a loft, so I'm thinking he's not dead.

Speaker 10

It's Carlos and he's not dead, cool. So I get up, I go down this spiral staircase and there's nobody in my house, nobody there. So I go back upstairs and sit down and I'm like I don't know if that was a dream or what. So then I wake back up or I stay awake and I hear it again clear as day hey, pat, it's me, carlos, you got to play my numbers, you got to play my numbers. And I hear it just like I'm talking to you, but I can't see anything. And I'm looking at my girlfriend and she's passed out. And I'm like, okay, she's passed out and.

Speaker 10

I'm like, okay, like you know. And then, and then he tells me you got to tell my family I was murdered. I swear to God I would never make this up because I know I look fucking crazy. But he tells, he tells me that and I was like I play his numbers. He had the same numbers he would play every week His favorite numbers, two, three,2, 3-2-3, and then all the triples. He started getting me into the lottery because the triples hadn't hit 3-3-3, 4-4-4, 5-5. It hadn't hit in like a month and a half. He's like play the triples For $1, you make $580 if it hits.

Speaker 10

So I started playing the triples. Well, anyway, now he, now he dies. I hear him, he talks to me. I go tell my buddies they're like you're fucking nuts dude. Yeah, I'm like I know and uh, so then the next night we run another game and then it's about five in the morning. I got my friend cj there and uh, and I'm rolling a joint and I hear yo, pat, bet every penny you have on triple threes tomorrow.

Speaker 10

And I was just like what the fuck? And I said CJ, did you hear that? He's like no. I said Carlos just told me to bet every penny on triple threes. Let me back up. I left the part I played his numbers. I won $500. One day I won $500. One day I won 500. That night, I want another 500 the next morning.

Speaker 12

I want another five.

Paranormal Experiences and Haunted Houses

Speaker 10

Holy shit, all on his numbers and I went to his funeral and I told his family and then I got ahold of them on Facebook. I told him everything I'm hearing and what he's saying and I was up 1500, some dollars in literally two days, because there's two draws a day. And then he comes through bet every penny on triple three. And so I said it sounds like he said bet every penny on triple three. So CJ's like well, you better do it. It was like 4 or 5 in the morning, gas station wasn't open, couldn't buy a ticket at the time. Set my alarm, go to sleep. Cj says I'm'm gonna play it too. He goes home and then I wake up at uh, I was supposed to play the draw by 11 45.

Speaker 9

I had my alarm set for 11 am. I woke up at 3 pm.

Speaker 10

Damn it, I had a text from cj bro, you're fucking rich 333 hit, fuck, and I didn't have one oh my god, I would have got 580 bucks for every $1, I bet. And I fucking lost my mind, dude. I mean, I just lost my mind. I gave away my job, I gave away everything. And then I moved back to Michigan and I quit the poker. Quit running poker.

Speaker 4

Holy shit, that's wild, that's crazy Dang man. I believe oh Shane's doing math. Yeah, is that crazy Dang. And I believe oh Shane's doing math. Yeah, is that right? Yeah, I mean, that's what math is.

Speaker 7

How much 750K.

Speaker 4

Damn On 1,500.

Speaker 10

Yeah, damn, and I had like two or three grand in my pocket, so Wow.

Speaker 9

Some on my beach.

Speaker 10

Yeah, and that really did mess my head up.

Speaker 9

I bet Hell, yeah man.

Speaker 10

You know, I mean, he got me the 1500.

Speaker 4

Have you heard from him since?

Speaker 10

No, not one word since then.

Speaker 4

Dang, he's probably annoyed as fuck with you, right?

Speaker 10

now yeah.

Speaker 11

He's like oh, you didn't want it, oh, you don't want to play my game Fine.

Speaker 10

Stupid ass. Yeah, I'll never forget that. But uh, that's what made me move back to michigan. And then uh, and then my best friend passed away three years later. Up in michigan is my best friend for 32 years and in the most insane way um which, I was there that night and I don't want to get into that, but uh, I was definitely there that night. I was awake with him all night till seven in the morning and uh.

Speaker 10

And then the medical examiner comes over and says hey, man, when's the last time you saw your friend? I said seven in the morning. I said the microwave said 7, 11, I remember because I was. I remember thinking to myself holy shit, it's seven in the morning. I was awake with him all night. He was having a good night you know what I mean and doing his thing. I'm the sober guy stayed up with him all night. I go to bed. His brother wakes me up. Yo, he's dead.

Speaker 10

And then uh medical examiner says when did you see him? I said seven in the morning. He goes. There's no way he was alive at seven. He said he wouldn't have been alive past three am because rigamortis and pulmonary edema is set in the different parts of the body. I mean the windows are open. It's below 32 degrees he's wearing only shorts, oh damn I don't know what to tell them, but I'm not changing my story because you know I saw him all night and hung out with him and then the neighbor comes over and was like.

Speaker 10

I saw him at 6 30 in the morning and the autopsy still comes out they told me.

Speaker 3

It said like two or three am so weird, so it's just the whole fucking weird makes you wonder man like was I talking to a fucking ghost all night?

Speaker 10

I don't believe that. But do I believe carlos was a ghost? Yes, for sure. I just think they got the the autopsy wrong. I'm my friend god, that's awful.

Speaker 9

My grandma used to come to me in my dream yeah oh yeah, what happened? She was just was just like. It was just like a calming and like you're okay, everything's fine. It wasn't like we weren't doing anything, it was just that she would show up and talk to me and just be like it's all good, you're okay.

Speaker 10

You want a tater tot casserole, and then which I don't want to get, the kitty litter.

Speaker 9

When I get really stressed out, I smell my other grandma.

Speaker 4

Oh, nanny remember I texted you that one day just smells like her car.

Speaker 9

I don't know how to explain it, but if I get like really sad or like stressed out, remember I texted you that one day yeah yeah, we heard a bunch of shit happened at work and we're losing a bunch of monkeys and I was like super upset about it and like for for like three days straight, yeah, every time I would like, and it was different places, it wasn't like just at my house, it'd be like in my car at work. And I remember asking somebody at work I was like, do you smell that? And they were like what? And I was like it smells like old women perfume, like flowery old women perfume, and they were like you're not tricking us to inhale your fart again, Taylor.

Speaker 9

No, they were like nope.

Speaker 1

I don't remember what her car smelled like Other than like perfume she wore to church.

Speaker 9

Old lady farts.

Speaker 7

You smell like a gassy old nanny, you have.

Speaker 4

We had just started dating and I saw my grandpa, papa, papa, uh, I had like a like a night terror kind of thing and I woke up and I was stuck like I couldn't I could not move, but I was wide fucking awake and papa was standing just sleep paralysis in the yeah, sleep paralysis, that was that's what it was.

Speaker 4

He was standing just sleep paralysis in the sleep paralysis, so it was that's what it was. He was standing in the corner of my bedroom with someone else, though Like he had someone with him who was shorter than him and younger than him, but I didn't know who. It was Creepy. But he was standing there like showing. It was like I got the feeling like not that he was showing me this other person, but he was showing this other person who I was. You know what I mean. And I'm laying there and I'm like okay, okay, okay. And finally, I don't know if I said it out loud or if I just thought it really loud I think I said it out loud. I said, okay, papa, I see you. And then he was gone and I was like, fine, I was awake.

Speaker 4

She's awesome get out of here. Yeah, damn, I was awake the rest of the night and we had just started dating. And he calls me in the morning while I'm getting ready and he's like, hey, how'd you sleep? I was like, well, I'm gonna tell you something and you might think I'm a crazy person, but I saw my dead grandfather and he was like, oh, tell me about it. I was like, oh, but um I? So then I tell my mom's a bug, I tell my mom, my cousin, about it, and they both immediately, were immediately were like, oh, he was showing that was, that must have been his brother, because his brother was young, like 20 or so, I think, when he died in a logging accident um, and he was uncle and he was a lot smaller than papa and he cleared.

Speaker 4

He was like I'm sure he was just showing you off and you just caught him. You caught him and I felt like it was just showing you off and you just caught him. Yeah, and I felt like it was kind of a because I'd been in a super terrible relationship prior to meeting shane and I feel like it was papa. Like you can keep this one, this one's good that's cool and it was it was this like visceral, like I.

Speaker 4

It felt like him, ew, like it felt like it's weird Getting up early in the morning with him and having coffee in the kitchen. It was that weird, same emotional feeling, but without it happening. It was wild.

Speaker 7

Then I saw Our brains are weird. Who I think was grandpa, uncle John and grandma. Oh shit, grandpa, uncle John and Grandma. Oh shit. It was either the night before her body passed on. I'm thinking her spirit had already gone. Because I mean she was on hospice, but Mom had called us earlier and was like yeah, you better come up tomorrow or something and anyway.

Speaker 7

So that night we do our bed routine. Boys are in bed, we lay down and I can't go to sleep and I'm probably fussing a little bit. And Casey was like are you going to go to sleep? We got to get up early so we can get up to the hospice place. And uh, I said I I can't. She was like what, what's going on? Well, there's, there's three people at near the foot of our bed looking at us right now, jesus Christ.

Speaker 7

And room was dark. And then after a few moments I could kind of make out grandpa with his bald head and uncle john looking like fucking jesus hippie.

Speaker 3

Yeah, and then little old grandma oh, oh, like they had her and it was like it was like grandma and them coming going.

Speaker 7

Hey, yeah, she's, but it's cool, yeah, we have her. So, yeah, good feeling.

Speaker 4

Yeah, and then, and then right after, like as soon as he said there's three people at the foot of our bed, I was like, okay, who is it? Who is it? Who is it? And he takes a minute, and he said it's grandpa and uncle john and grandma. I think, yeah, I think grandma's gone and he's I mean just like relaying, reporting the information. And he said, okay, they're gone now. And then he laid down, he went to sleep and I was like, oh god, yeah, but then we've, we had kind of I mean, it's not active, we still have all the equipment but had a paranormal investigation team and did several investigations and was that in here?

Speaker 4

uh or a different place. Yeah, I mean, yeah, we investigated oh, where we saw.

Speaker 7

Well, oh no, we were in a different house. Okay, yeah, uh she was at her apartment and then we were at when we lived on barber street in norman our first tiny little house and you had a cat ghost.

Speaker 4

Oh, and then yes and then in the house that we so. Barber was our first.

Speaker 4

Yeah, barber was our first house that we lived in together, and then while we upgraded while we were waiting for this house to be built, we'd moved into a different renner house merkle house and that house was cool as shit and it was haunted as fuck and uh, we had a ghost cat, like to the point where other people saw it all the time, and the dog saw it all the time and would confront her and go you're a liar and she would go.

Speaker 7

What are you talking about? You told me you're allergic to cats, and I just saw your cat.

Speaker 4

No, I'm very allergic to a cat and that's just ghost cat.

Speaker 10

That's ghost cat. Have you seen the cat?

Speaker 4

Oh yeah, we saw it all the time and it was like a big gray cat, Just a pretty big fluffy gray cat Church.

Speaker 9

It was church.

Speaker 7

And I caught it on EVP because we did an investigation at that house and I caught it EVP.

Speaker 9

What did it do, meow?

Speaker 11

yeah because I was.

Speaker 7

We were in what was logan's room at the time and had his bedroom door open. Of course lights are off and so before an investigation we go through the house, uh, we take, uh, um, baseline. We take baseline readings for electromagnetic EMF stuff Because usually a lot of people will report that they see things or they feel weird in the kitchen in their cooking, and then we take an EMF detector in there and their microwave is just giving off crazy amounts of emf. Old electrical wiring can do it and that can fuck with your body. So do that all through the house and everything was pretty normal.

Speaker 7

Um, but we're in my son's room, lights are off and in the dark I can still see like this thing pacing right outside the door like a cat would do creepy, and I was like that's a fucking cat. So I slid my uh recorder over towards the little doorway and I don't, maybe I talked to the cat or something, I don't know. And then you hear a. But then we're all sitting in the living room and we start hearing cabinets open, spoons on coffee mugs, and so the other thing we do in a half before we investigate we're also looking at those cabinet doors as our things shut, our things kind of creeping open by themselves, you know, because you don't want to get freaked out over nothing, and uh. So we hear all this stuff going on in there and we walk in there and the cabinet door above where the coffee maker was was open and it was like well, something was in there making itself a cup of coffee.

Supernatural Movies and Personal Relationships

Speaker 7

That's what was going on. Another time it was our youngest son, logan's birthday. He had a bunch of friends over, uh like a slumber party and I told them y'all do what you want, but just don't play back in the office area where my home office and my computer and everything was. They're like okay, and so they're playing, doing whatever, me and Casey sitting on the couch watching a movie, and I see the size of a 10-year-old walk from the kitchen into and around into the office. I was like who is it? I told him.

Speaker 11

I had to go in there, these fucking kids.

Speaker 7

And then Logan had come through another doorway and I said hey, where are you guys playing at? Are you guys in the office? I told you to stay out of there. He's like no, we're all in the formal or front room. No, we're just hanging in here just playing hide and go seek around the living room in our hallway and bedrooms. Oh, that's spooky. Oh that's spooky because if there would have been not a way for them to go from the front living room to the kitchen, then to the office, without us seeing them, anyway, yeah, but it went from the kitchen straight in.

Speaker 10

So was it just like transparent, or no it?

Speaker 7

was so. It was dark so we had the lights off watching a movie, so it just looked like what a human would look like in the dark.

Speaker 4

Like shadow dark.

Speaker 7

Because I was like what the fuck I'll tell you my grandmother.

Speaker 10

She passed away of cancer and after she died, my grandpa and me are standing in the driveway. Well, first I put my phone on the table and my cigarette. She wanted me to quit smoking. She wanted me to quit drinking and smoking. I told her I quit drinking, um fair compromise. Yeah and uh, I should have quit smoking for sure. So then I put my cigarettes in my phone and I came over my grandpa wasn't inside, he's out in his garage and then so I just put my stuff down.

Speaker 10

I phone and I came over my grandpa wasn't inside, he's out in his garage and then so I just put my stuff down, I go out, say hi to him, come back in Phone's on the ground Cigarettes are up against the wall, and then he's telling me that he's heard her almost every night. So then we go in the driveway and he's got these flags you put in for gas lines or whatever. Yeah.

Speaker 10

And so there's five of them all in a row and he's just standing there and he goes, he goes. Linda, if you can hear us, show me a sign, and the one in the middle bent 90 degrees one way and then 90 degrees the other way, and then it did it for three minutes straight, and the other two are just sitting there nope and it was instant when he said that's crazy, it's just a good feeling you know,

Speaker 9

it is.

Speaker 10

It scares me, though it's at the same time yeah, but my grandma was such a good person like. And if it's your grandma coming in your dreams, you know that good feeling. Yeah, you know who it is, but you can't, like I don't know.

Speaker 9

I couldn't like see her. Really I don't know him, but when I went to a medium I stopped seeing her she doesn't. It was like she came and told me what she needed, and now I don't see her anymore. Oh, I don't see her anymore, oh my Lord but I always felt weird in that Merkle House.

Speaker 4

Yeah the Merkle House is haunted as fuck.

Speaker 9

I always felt very anxious in there, I did too.

Speaker 10

That's why I like the movie Ghostbusters, but it's too kid version obviously I fell in love with it when I was a kid. They needed a new age. Ghostbusters 13 Ghosts.

Speaker 4

I thought was pretty close to what I was scary that was a scary movie, but I liked it yeah, haunting of hill house.

Speaker 7

Yes, that was good, that was that one.

Speaker 4

Oh, it was on netflix. Netflix, oh, if it's a series, my adhd won't.

Speaker 10

Oh, it's a fucking great track I like ghosts where you can see them in the movies, but yeah as opposed to like paranormal activity.

Speaker 4

You just see the things oh yeah, see things fine like poltergeist activity and stuff like I mean the fuck. The reality of the reality of that like happening is so blah little bitch no, it was the fucking clown the

Speaker 7

clown in that movie and the clown in that, move me in that movie uh, I don't know which one of in that movie. I don't know which one of us had it. I don't know if it was mine or if it was Lori's, but there was a clown that clown why you had a clown at all In. Nanny's house. Yeah, she had Under the fucking bed. Me and Lori were sitting on it and then somehow we saw that clown in Poltergeist and then realized that fucking clown is under the fucking bed.

Speaker 9

She had some creepy toys Clowns are freaky.

Speaker 10

Clowns are freaky toys, it's a clown, and then Captain Spaulding, I saw his voice. I think I've sent you a couple, Probably Like you're that stutter bitch Chicken fucker. Oh Jesus Christ Woman, I gotta take a piss.

Speaker 12

Shit the bed, shit the bed for you.

Speaker 4

I love Stephen King's it though.

Speaker 10

That was the best one, pennywise is the best character.

Speaker 4

Iwise is the best character. I love him so much.

Speaker 7

What about Killer Clowns from Outer Space?

Speaker 4

Funniest fucking movie I think I've ever seen. Cotton Candy. I love that movie.

Speaker 9

Do you see them remaking Ragnophobia?

Speaker 10

Ew, I'm excited for that that's a good one. They're also remaking.

Speaker 7

The Toxic Avenger. Oh lord, also remaking the Toxic.

Speaker 9

Avenger. Oh Lord, the what.

Speaker 7

The Toxic Avenger.

Speaker 4

Oh, is it going to be like socially toxic now?

Speaker 7

No no.

Speaker 4

Like toxic masculinity. What's his name?

Speaker 9

No, like toxic waste.

Speaker 4

Peter Dinklage.

Speaker 7

He's playing Toxie.

Speaker 4

I don't know what that is.

Speaker 7

I'll show you later. Toxic Crusader is like.

Speaker 9

She also didn't know what.

Speaker 4

Maximum Overdrive was Are you sure you don't want your two liter of Fanta?

Speaker 10

I'm good right now.

Speaker 9

Thank you, you're welcome. Maximum Overdrive.

Speaker 10

She didn't know what that was yeah, she didn't know what that was. I just noticed the door.

Speaker 4

That's cool. That's you, man and the clacker board Clack clack, clacker, that's been all out for me.

Speaker 10

I've seen you had Erin Cook on her knees praying to God Jesus.

Speaker 7

Yeah, we took her for a ride.

Speaker 4

I think we ruined her.

Speaker 7

I think we almost broke her, I think I scared her, I think in a good way.

Speaker 9

She's cool Sometimes that happens.

Speaker 7

I wonder if she's cool. Sometimes that happens. I wonder if she's done that rattlesnake technique on anyone, I wonder if she's done that, maybe I think she's taken like um. So what is sad is um, tornadoes have been happening around Oklahoma here for last few weeks and, uh, there was a bad one in sulfur that took out downtown sulfur caused a whole lot of damage. Um, people are canceling their. They have a spa at the big like.

Speaker 7

Oh, that's right, Aaron would work on the weekends doing massage therapy, and that's how she made a bulk of her full-time job.

Speaker 9

The sooth yeah.

Speaker 7

Money and people are canceling left and right, so she doesn't have work out there.

Speaker 4

Oh, that sucks, I didn't even think about that.

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Speaker 7

So she's taking bookings and she'll do in-home stuff.

Speaker 1

Oh shit, Hell yeah.

Speaker 7

There we go. I can afford that.

Speaker 10

She's a good person too. She's really helped me out. Anytime I have a question, I hit her up and no matter what she's doing, where she's at, she's always helped me, which you know. Sometimes you've got to pay for that advice, but she's nice enough to. She just wants to see people succeed you know, and that's why she's helping homeless people. That's why she's helping actors. She's like doing so many things, so I really admire her for sure yeah, she's a servant yeah you've had.

Speaker 9

like all actors on this season, I'm a poker player man, I'm not an actor. Yeah, he's a poker player. Poker player, I thought you were a director.

Speaker 10

Yeah, he's a. I'd like to be a director. That's what I'm working towards is being a director.

Speaker 9

Do you go to Las Vegas?

Speaker 10

I've only been there once. That was insane.

Speaker 9

I bet.

Speaker 4

Yeah, but he's been playing poker here. My cousin plays poker. He's posted a little bit of stuff. Who plays poker?

Speaker 10

brian brian, that's right brian plays poker, you're right. So my, my best friend, his name was sure bright, he's literally like a brother to me. He's my biggest supporter. I mean, like when I there's a few years there where I'm down and out, I mean I didn't have nothing, this guy was helping me. I mean like I just can't. I mean I didn't have nothing, this guy was helping me. I mean like I just can't. I mean how many amount of times this guy would would have given me the shirt off his back. You know, and I would have done the same for him if I, if I could. You know, there's different times in your life where you're up and he's down or vice versa, and we always had each other's backs, you know. And then when and he was hell of a poker player, like we would go to all these poker games together and we even split first and second a few times that's cool.

Speaker 10

So then he passed away, and it was just like after the poker carlos which we find out that, uh, his family said that, um, that it wasn't hit. Somebody took a picture of his dead body with his own cell phone and sent it to a tollway number. Holy shit, yeah, so it's like everything he said to me.

Speaker 4

It was all real, it was all spot on, damn.

Speaker 10

But then sure, Dad, I just quit poker.

Speaker 4

That's so sad.

Speaker 10

But then I started four years later. But that's so sad, but then I started four years later. So, and and also another thing, because the spirit's like my first time getting booked was on his birthday. Oh wow, you know my I got. The first call was from um. Okay, so jenkins, christina got me a gig on microsros Story Behind the Story, yeah.

Speaker 4

Story.

Speaker 10

Behind the Story. I love that. Impact Productions is my favorite and I'd like to work with them more, but there's just so much competition in Oklahoma with these actors, so I got booked on that, but I hadn't been there yet. It was like, hey, two weeks from now you're gonna go. Well. Then, like on shelby's birthday, may 14th, I got the email from another movie, uh, as a to be in the background, and, um, it was on his birthday when I got that, and I was just like this is him 100 getting me this, that's awesome

Speaker 10

yeah, so, and then now when I play poker, I feel the same way, like these. I have a lot of friends who have passed away in the last five and six years and I feel like they're all there with me. And my grandpa just passed away, just this past year, you know, he was like a dad to me, so because of my grandparents were able to do the meat man yeah, I mean, they left me so. And then obviously there's a lot of people that involved in the meat man. One person I'll shout out is Lindsay Smith, my ex-girlfriend. Yeah, we both bumped heads, but I mean she's. She had my back the entire time. Tulsa, we went to fucking hell in this state.

Speaker 10

Yeah, we went to Mike Rose premiere with no water on and we literally washed ourselves with water bottles.

Speaker 4

Oh my gosh.

Speaker 10

We had to go to the Mike Rose premiere. Two days later we got the water turned on and then a month later got shut off again. That's just how. How tight money was here and for sure with this economy and our rent was 1500 a month and utilities were like 600.

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Speaker 10

And then food and biodynamics and you just ate you alive so for sure but um, but she was just super special, I mean, you know, and every time I was like, hey, I'm like man, I sent this to this guy and they didn't like it, man, and she'd be like you sent it to the wrong person, then send it somewhere else yeah find somebody they're gonna, somebody's gonna come. That's what happened, and eventually a few people started reading it and then it just I don't know, everybody seems to love it. So hopefully, uh, hopefully, I don't fuck it up you know what I mean.

Speaker 1

There's a lot of good people involved in this.

Speaker 9

So after saturday do you finish it?

Speaker 10

after saturday we'll be the the finished of the proof of concept, the trailer, and then we'll edit it and then bring out a nice pitch deck and we have three people in mind right now. We're gonna pitch to. We kind of have a number in mind of what we're asking for, but we're gonna go through after we finish this proof of concept to finalize the budget, because some and film in the film business, like one day you got a location, the next day you don't. You know what I mean. It's just a tornado comes through and changes it all, yeah, whole landscape change.

Speaker 10

So we put this out over a year ago and things we had last year, just you know. So it's tough, but we'll put together a budget as best we can and then go in there and pitch and we're not going to let them recast it I'll move out of the way as director. That is something I will do. If somebody's like you know, somebody really wants to take this over, yeah, sure, but you're going to do it with Shane Hargis and trey sweet and then brian grace and barbie bailey and barbara myrna, I mean troy powell, mike graham dave, eagleson's the detective I mean there's so many great actors in this movie.

Speaker 10

And then you have nick sweezy is our cinematographer. He is amazing. If you don't know him, look him up. He's going to do a great job with it.

Speaker 4

Brian Grace is such a sweet dude. He's so nice. When Shane said that he's one of the brothers, I was like sweet Brian.

Speaker 7

Sweet Brian. He's such a sweet man.

Speaker 4

Oh, but he can, I'm so excited to see him like lose his shit. I can't wait. I mean this in a good way, Brian.

Speaker 7

Yeah, you can play up the creepy pal.

Speaker 10

But he's not creepy, he can do it all, he's so nice. He actually auditioned for almost every role. I mean, he's a worker you know, what I'm saying. This guy works hard, just like anybody. He was the last one cast, I think Denny was.

Speaker 9

Oh Denny, oh Denny.

Speaker 10

I think I might have made somebody mad. You know where. I had one guy in mind and then I kind of went another way.

Speaker 11

How could you the drama?

Speaker 10

Yeah, I feel bad for that kind of thing, you know, but it's part of the business. Yeah, I'm learning.

Speaker 7

Yeah, and it's just you kind of know what you have in your head, what you see your character as. So, yeah, I can see that.

Speaker 10

And a lot of lot of it is is like so when you cast one guy, so we started with derrick and uh, which is shane, and um, so, uh, you were in my top three and I wasn't leaning towards you, I'll be honest. And uh, and Nick, nick Sweezy did. He loved your audition when he sent me back his top picks for all the characters. That's when I went and re-watched your audition and I said, hell yeah, this is there, and I couldn't get out of my head. After that, once Nick was right, it was like this is the guy, so we hit you first. And then we get couldn't get out of my head.

Speaker 10

After that, once nick was right, it was like this is the guy, and uh, so we, we hit you first, and then we get um, trey, sweet and his dean. Now everybody's got to be similar in nature. That's the hardest part. So one guy that we had in mind for denny, and then we actually pull the trigger on derrick and them and then, well, we can't go with you because you got to look related. Yeah, it won't look right.

Speaker 10

That's the tough part. It's not always about the best audition. It's about is the audition going to work with these other auditions?

Speaker 9

Do they look alike?

Speaker 7

Yeah, I would say Fucking, fuck, oh yeah.

Speaker 4

I don't know what Trey looks like off the top of my head, but I mean you and. Brian can certainly favor each other.

Speaker 7

There's definitely similarities that you can go.

Speaker 4

I'm sure.

Speaker 10

That it's believable yeah yeah, that it's believable.

Speaker 7

It doesn't come off as forced.

Speaker 10

Almost like hey, what was? Maybe the mom ran around a little bit, who knows.

Speaker 4

But they're all looking a little bit, who knows. They're all looking a little bit similar. They all came from at least one common parent.

Speaker 7

I mean, you don't look like Daniel.

Speaker 4

I mean, you two were twins.

Speaker 9

Yeah, Eric you don't look like either of them. Get out of here, bug. Eric might have been the milkman no he looks just like Dad, yeah, especially young Dad he did.

Speaker 4

So does Dan. Oh yeah, I don't know where I came from, your mom.

Speaker 10

Yeah, any of you have kids. Yeah, you have two.

Speaker 4

You have kids? You do have kids.

Speaker 7

Yeah, two grown ones, two grown, two babies, adults 26. 26 and 23.

Speaker 10

Almost 24. People can do it, man.

Speaker 9

I inherited them. I don't know either.

Speaker 7

Yeah, she inherited them.

Speaker 9

Wake up and it happens.

Speaker 4

When two people love each other so much, they have a special hug with their genitals.

Speaker 9

Something weird happened. Hard fucking core. It is weird, though you just like each other, and so you

Speaker 11

swap fluids and then humans go down here we go.

Speaker 9

It's gross, you guys are doing good, and they're like little little versions of you, like not the whole thing, though, they're just little pieces and you're like and sometimes it's the pieces you don't like.

Speaker 7

You're like God.

Speaker 9

Damn bug, I know.

Speaker 4

Do you have kids? No, no, he's like boss that no.

Speaker 10

No, I mean, I couldn't afford it for one.

Speaker 9

Yeah, they are expensive. Taylor's like I can't afford it no, that's why I only fans, chug, that's why, I only fans Check it out, I just always made sure I wore rubbers because I knew I couldn't take care of it. You should make condoms that are meat man Meat man condoms we got a shirt that says my meat is a die for I'd wear it, model it for you.

Speaker 4

Do you have pets? Oh yeah, Do you have fur?

Speaker 10

babies. My dog Cheech. She's 10 years old, cute Cheechie Pie Aw.

Speaker 4

What is she? What kind is?

Speaker 10

she Min Pin mixed with a rat terrier. Oh dang, that is a lot of energy.

Speaker 4

Yeah, tiny little energy dog.

Speaker 10

She's the sweetest dog ever. Does she hunt?

Speaker 9

things.

Speaker 10

Does she what?

Speaker 9

Hunt we used to have rat terriers and they would kill all the like little creatures in the yard little killers.

Speaker 4

Mina our three are the female version of the meat man, with bunny killers. All three of them bunny massacre.

Speaker 9

That's rude bad girl, she's ready for bed my dog Cheech.

Speaker 10

Quick story had a friend give me this dog but one of my grandma was passing away. She had cancer. She was in a hospital by the last six months in the living room and she was paralyzed from surgery trying to get her tumors out, anyway. So hallucinating, sure Powerful drug. She was paralyzed from surgery trying to get her tumors out, anyway. So hallucinating, sure Powerful drug she was on.

Toilet Talks and Podcast Inception

Speaker 10

Then one day she just got hey, did you see that black puppy? And I was like where? And she goes. He just went upstairs in the loft. So I went up there looking there's nothing. Then I told my grampy he's like yeah, she's hallucinating, buddy, I'm sorry to tell you. Anyway. And then I told my gramp he's like yeah, she's hallucinating, buddy, I'm sorry to tell you. Anyway. Then she passed away and then my friend calls me hey, can you take this dog for a couple months until I get my own place? And I said no, but if you bring it over I'll give that dog a good home. I'm not going to give it back to you. You know what I mean.

Speaker 4

I don't foster Right, so I'm not going to give it back to you, you know what I mean?

Speaker 10

I don't foster Right. So then she brought it and it's a little black puppy.

Speaker 4

Look at you.

Speaker 10

And then my grandpa just passed away and when I went there the nurses said he keeps talking about a little black puppy.

Speaker 1

Oh, oh.

Speaker 10

It's crazy, damn.

Speaker 1

That is crazy.

Speaker 4

So she is like my world's my kid, that's your, that's your soul dog.

Speaker 10

Yeah, everybody has a soul throttle oh yeah, I can't justify bringing a kid into the world because I feel like it's a forced debt, you know like you gotta work your whole life and go through pain and yeah, you hear that all you fucking kids out there take your fucking life for granted you gotta work hard

Speaker 9

you know, you gotta work hard to be in debt having said that.

Speaker 7

I like. I like when people get caught farting on their ring doorbell cam since we talked about them earlier, like this fucking guy Is that Daniel. El Crapitan baby, El Crapitan baby, El Crapitan baby, that's all shit butt over there.

Speaker 1

That was me. That was me, shit butt galore.

Speaker 7

That was a good one, but Anybody into fitness? No Fuck that you into fitness Working out Jogging Jogging? I know we're not, but I don't. No, fuck that you into fitness Working out Jogging Jogging? I know we're not, but I don't have time for that. I hate it when fitness couples show off.

Speaker 3

There is an equal and opposite reaction. Oh God, for every action there is an equal and opposite reaction.

Speaker 9

Good for her, good for her, good for her, lucky duck yeah.

Speaker 7

Well, thought y'all would like that. Thank you, but how about some toilet talks?

Speaker 4

Toilet talks.

Speaker 7

Ready for some toilet talks? What's toilet talk?

Speaker 4

You don't remember. It's what we always do.

Speaker 7

What are you talking about? It's this right here.

Speaker 4

Oh, shoes, oh, when have I been? I mean, you were there.

Speaker 7

Where have you been? We're going to get ready to do Podcast Inception Watch this, oh, my God.

Speaker 9

Oh God, what's happening this?

Speaker 2

We, let's go full throttle. What you see behind the scenes.

Speaker 4

I smell shit I just simmered out into my pants all right, let's start it off.

Speaker 13

Can I?

Speaker 6

help you with that, Are you sure? Absolutely. My lady is in distress and I'm here to rescue her.

Speaker 4

It's only a few streets away. I'm moving in with my boyfriend.

Speaker 6

You must be Quick Finch's granddaughter. Let me take these to your table.

Speaker 2

Thank you handsome. The gin and tonic's for my sister Ruth, okay, this one is for Stacey, hello, and you could. Handic's for my sister.

Speaker 12

Ruth OK.

Speaker 2

This one is for Stacey.

Speaker 12

Hello.

Speaker 2

And you could hand this one to my boyfriend. Fuck you.

Speaker 6

So why would a beautiful woman like you be looking at flats and a neighborhood like that? Clearly, a woman as beautiful as you would be living in Kensington.

Speaker 11

Gardens.

Speaker 6

Mm Kensington you think so, I don't think so, I know so.

Speaker 2

It's like what my boyfriend was saying the other day Fuck you, fuck you.

Speaker 1

You look like my dad.

Speaker 9

Gentleman Ew.

Speaker 6

What, what the fuck. I would be honored if my lady were to christen the rope folly I have erected.

Speaker 1

What Over here, Sir, it's Rupert. Look on the horse.

Speaker 6

A friend of yours, I presume. My fiancé.

Speaker 1

Fuck you, fuck you, bitch.

Speaker 4

And this is why women will always choose a bear Yep, yep. Oh Bill, I was going to do it, and this is why women will always choose a bear yep oh shit fuck girls.

Speaker 11

Trip fucking bricks in there the fuck fucking took her out.

Speaker 7

I think there's a body in that bag.

Speaker 1

She's dead. I think she's a body in that bag.

Speaker 10

She's dead, she's laughing about it, drunk as fuck Back in 35th video.

Speaker 9

Oh god me, oh, oh no.

Speaker 6

You wanna charge? Hey, honey, I'm gonna start my workout.

Speaker 1

What is he doing?

Speaker 4

Ah Me mom.

Speaker 9

Grandma, what is going on?

Speaker 10

He's trying to get away from that fart man, oh my god, what are you doing?

Speaker 9

What are you doing?

Speaker 7

Show him my. Let's dissect this room real quick. Cars you think he likes cars? Someone does, I. I'm gonna say that's hand-painted why is this 35th video?

Speaker 4

my 35th video of me how I looked good for church this morning. I will do another video tonight and we'll post another one tonight.

Speaker 7

Nothing about the granny fart, nothing.

Speaker 4

That's normal. There's no sheets on that bed. Oh.

Speaker 10

You got rid of the jacket. Yeah, fuck this shit, I'm done.

Speaker 7

Smells like farts.

Speaker 4

Why are we walking back and forth?

Speaker 7

I know, why is the Get those thumbs?

Speaker 9

up. Maybe he's special, maybe it would be special, maybe. Nah, oh God, it was like me and Melinda in the hotel. Oh shit, oh no, ouch, ouch, oh shit, that hurt.

Speaker 1

Oh God, that's me when I was 14.

Speaker 7

Where are you looking? Yeah.

Speaker 9

No.

Speaker 4

Calm down, gollum.

Speaker 11

Why does this happen?

Speaker 7

tell you what them teeth are toxic yeah, I would say so I don't know I don't know I don't know what this video will do to the podcast because the britney song on it, but we're rolling with it. We're probably going to get a strike on YouTube.

Speaker 5

Oh, Britney.

Speaker 7

Maybe if I talk over it a little bit, and maybe the algorithm won't pick it up, or the AI. Where are you? Who are you? Is it a real art? Are you singing to me or Jack Me At the same time? That's impressive. Yeah, no.

Speaker 4

Hey, at least I think, at least they had lyrics.

Speaker 7

I think. I got waited on at Waffle House.

Speaker 4

Not by that person. Why?

Speaker 7

do people record this. I have no idea. And then they publicly post it. It not like send? A private video yeah that mouth is saying drugs. Yeah, what that mouth do drugs man yeah, that's math mouth for sure, oh god, okay do they watch it for oh, don't be mean to the dog. No she's just going to bed.

Speaker 2

She's just going to bed, baby, come on, oh no.

Speaker 1

Chunky girl.

Speaker 7

Taylor played softball. This is Taylor. What about that? Oh shit.

Speaker 9

That's definitely me.

Speaker 7

Oh shit, that was Brother Dan. Hello.

Speaker 5

Just so everyone knows, this is a public service announcement. I am not driving there's a driver right there, wait, wait, wait, wait.

Speaker 7

Is that some? Is that supposed to make us feel better that he's not driving? But, uh, let's, let's go back.

Speaker 4

This is like let's go back, let's go back, hold on. I think that's Timu Jon Snow from Game of Thrones, timu.

Speaker 7

There's the driver out there. She can barely see. Is that a sheep? Sorry?

Speaker 9

I thought she had a beard. Wait, I don't know.

Speaker 7

There's the person are the eyes open.

Speaker 5

Anyway, that's how I drive. I'm not driving okay, good so if you are part of ronnie b's click I'm not leave now block get off my page on a b.

Speaker 2

I'm not with.

Speaker 12

Ronnie B dude, somebody's done called up there to my job and now it's done cost me a job and they're telling them about my medical condition and it's fucked up.

Speaker 5

Part of Ronnie B's click. Get off my page.

Speaker 7

It's crabs. You don't have a medical condition. Get off my wife's page.

Speaker 5

I don't want to see y'all no more, I got crabs.

Speaker 10

My grandma's making pizza rolls If you guys want to come over.

Speaker 13

Yes, this is Jesus Christ, and I just broke into the pizza hut. I broke the window and I'm here. Jesus is here now. He's back to earth.

Speaker 9

He wants pizza.

Speaker 6

This is America, you dumb son of a bitch, okay.

Speaker 13

No, I just broke in, had a pizza, I'm Jesus, and what was? Your name again Jesus. My name's Jesus. What's your last name? Jesus Christ, christ. Oh, my lord. And what do you look like? I look like Jesus, you dumb motherfucker. Why'd you do that? Because I'm Jesus, I can do whatever I want. We're tired of Judas's on this earth.

Speaker 4

Oh man, we don't clean this earth up. I think everybody's tired of all the Judas's on this earth. Man, where do you live?

Speaker 13

at I don't, I'm from heaven. How'd you get over to the Pizza Hut? I'm from heaven. How'd you get over to the pizza hut? I'm from heaven, sir. Okay, and did you break the front window? Yeah, I broke the door window, sir, and did you eat a pizza? Yeah, yeah. Mountain Dew.

Speaker 11

There's that pizza ready. Also known as Richard Lee Contero.

Speaker 7

Richard, richard, why is it just me playing the stupid?

Speaker 2

dude, also known as Richard Lee Contero. Richard little jokester.

Speaker 9

I don't know images of the TikTok breaking and entering and how did? They just have pizza ready.

Speaker 11

He made it oh no god damn, he made it oh no God damn, you beat my ring doorbell fart, jesus.

Speaker 7

Okay, hold on. Some of my favorite videos are of kids getting hurt.

Speaker 2

I don't know why?

Speaker 7

But they bring me satisfaction, so here we go oh, I love this video oh, this is a good one, oh no fucking dog, oh shit.

Speaker 1

My fucking dog Get off of me, bitch, oh shit. It's like oh God, I'm in trouble, I'm so sorry, I'm so sorry, oh no. He crawled in here.

Speaker 12

Get back to his feet, is he? Going to deliver speed.

Speaker 1

Some orange cats in here.

Backroad Shenanigans and Bathroom Mishaps

Speaker 5

oh no, oh shit, no look at it oh, jesus christ did you chew up this pillow?

Speaker 1

no, it blew up.

Speaker 9

It died oh no, the belly balls testicles he likes it, oh god that's dad with the wonky cat mama does?

Speaker 4

he fights with that cat all the time.

Speaker 9

That cat's a demon no, I would die oh stop it is that real would

Speaker 11

die. Oh my god, I would die stop it's not a real snake I would die.

Speaker 1

Oh, my god Get it Grandpa Peppy oh yeah, oh, my god, killing it, dude, stick to it. Oh no, oh, gramps, they're not gonna catch you. That's you in the future, gramps, they're not going to catch you.

Speaker 9

That's you in the future.

Speaker 1

Grandpa Turtle oh Ew Is that hair? Yeah, oh Whoa.

Speaker 4

Okay, woo Boy, we're scaring the baby dog, all right?

Speaker 10

And Ninja Turtle was the winner.

Speaker 9

Have you ever crowd surfed? Mm-mm.

Speaker 10

Oh I have it's fine. Oh yeah, Not in a long time.

Speaker 9

Not a long long time, Pearl Jam. What did she say Try that again.

Speaker 1

Who took a shit? Who took?

Speaker 4

a shit, back that up Gymnast.

Speaker 9

Oh wow, I once threw my back out taking a shit.

Speaker 7

same, this is me oh god, long jump baby oh my god.

Speaker 11

And he hurt his leg.

Speaker 1

I did fall down for real.

Speaker 10

I did fall down for real, that's the drivers in Oklahoma.

Speaker 11

I did fall down for real. Oh my god, I gotta do that again.

Speaker 1

Don't laugh. I laughed, oh shit, are you okay? I?

Speaker 11

didn't blow it out for real.

Speaker 1

For real.

Speaker 11

I didn't blow it out for real, oh no.

Speaker 7

That's dad, here's David Oldham Feeling it.

Speaker 9

I think this was dad at me and Casey's wedding.

Speaker 1

Yeah, feeling that Are those breakaway pants, breakaway, yeah.

Speaker 7

Oh shit, I don't know what they are. Uh oh, really Uh oh.

Speaker 1

Shit, shit.

Speaker 10

Dude, that's some sick moves.

Speaker 9

I'm gonna do that next time at the bar when do we go to a bar 152? 152 baby 152 pull my back out look at my whitey tatties oh stop pumping, pull your pants up.

Speaker 4

What is? Look at my whitey tatties. Yeah, oh, stop pumping, pull your pants up.

Speaker 7

Oh, what, what is?

Speaker 1

it Dad.

Speaker 11

Guess what, what I put a chip clip on my wiener. Oh my God, Sorry.

Speaker 7

This is Sawyer over at his dad's house.

Speaker 10

Dad, holy shit, that's why. I don't have kids, dude.

Speaker 9

Daniel. Molly calls him Daniel. Now, daniel, but you're kind of missing out.

Speaker 7

you know you got stupid shit like this yeah.

Speaker 12

Okay, okay, oh no sadly.

Speaker 1

I believe you, oh god.

Speaker 5

I'm sure it does Take it off.

Speaker 9

On the tip, take it off.

Speaker 12

I'm definitely not looking for it, no, matt can you please bring me another chip clip?

Speaker 1

I don't have a chip.

Speaker 7

How big are these chip clips? Is it putting?

Speaker 9

it on top of the bottom.

Speaker 12

Another chip clip to put on your.

Speaker 9

Oh my god, that really is what it's like being a parent. Oh shit, oh shit.

Speaker 7

Wow, I had some wobbly wobbles there. Looks like Don might have crashed. I'm not positive. Don might have crashed, I'm not positive.

Speaker 10

There's two dudes.

Speaker 1

What do?

Speaker 9

you think he?

Speaker 1

did.

Speaker 9

Two dudes fucked up riding a bike.

Speaker 7

I don't know. I thought they were like.

Speaker 9

Those line scooters.

Speaker 7

And they're just fucking hauling ass and the gate's closed.

Speaker 1

Oh yeah.

Speaker 4

It's so embarrassing when that happens.

Speaker 7

If a beaver farts in a river.

Speaker 9

Is a man there to hear it?

Speaker 1

Oh god.

Speaker 11

Oh my gosh, there goes the neighbor's tramp. Wait for it, oh God, oh my gosh, there goes the neighbor's tramp.

Speaker 4

Oh, Wait for it.

Speaker 7

They don't like their neighbors?

Speaker 1

I don't think, oh dang.

Speaker 7

What is he doing? Staking it down?

Speaker 9

Stupid.

Speaker 10

Storm, don't take it. Oh, he's going to go for the ride Get out of there, get out of there.

Speaker 7

Daddy's even smarter.

Speaker 13

Oh my gosh I guess it's true. Okay, so what's going?

Speaker 7

on. I've been on a kick lately with this dude. I don't know why, but it cracks me the fuck up. He roasts mailboxes.

Speaker 13

But they say you know, there really is someone out there for everyone. Glad you guys found each other, pieces of shit. Hey dude, how was the Mortal Kombat tournament? Hi there, where'd you come from? Fisher?

Speaker 7

Price you, piece of shit.

Speaker 1

You, piece of shit.

Speaker 13

Finally shaved your neck beard. Huh, looks good, not, not, alright, I was told to blind react to this. A door hit in the wall. Is that a door stopper? Whoa, Okay, I've never seen that. Oh, and it's sticky, okay, so just six hitting the wall. Is that a door stopper? Whoa, okay, I've never, seen that, oh, and it's sticky. Okay, so just six of the door that side's six of the wall, oh. God, I've never seen that. Oh, and it's sticky. Okay, so just six to the door, that side's six to the wall, oh man. Check, check, check.

Speaker 2

All right.

Speaker 7

This is crazy right here, ricky.

Speaker 5

San Antonio, california, every Saturday, sunday, from 10 o'clock.

Speaker 13

Absolutely free Live music show we have a new singer.

Speaker 12

Introduce yourself. What's your name? Where are you from? Yeah, I go by Merrick, some people pronounce it Myrick, and my nickname is Ricky. My last name is Beasley. All right, ricky, what?

Speaker 13

song. My last name is Beasley. What song are you going to be singing for us tonight?

Speaker 12

End of the Road by Boyz II Men.

Speaker 7

Take it away. End of the Road.

Speaker 4

No rehearsal. Off the cuff oh.

Speaker 1

Somebody. No, we've been wrong together.

Speaker 5

Real voice. No time to play.

Speaker 1

I do you, oh, yeah, yeah.

Speaker 12

Wait, wait.

Speaker 1

What the fuck Is this real? Yeah, why do you play with my heart? Why do you play with my mind?

Speaker 11

Say it'll be forever.

Speaker 1

Say it never dies. How do I feel here?

Speaker 10

It's Justin Timberlake, yeah is he in disguise?

Speaker 1

Say goodbye. Yeah, is he in disguise? Get it, ricky Going to Hollywood, goat ticket he's a jam, this dude.

Speaker 7

This is insane. Don't judge a book by its cover.

Speaker 4

That's what that is it's insane.

Speaker 7

I belong to you and he. I didn't include the whole thing. I'm sorry we had to follow you up, ricky, with this one, but it's good as well. I didn't play the whole thing, but he does the whole song.

Speaker 9

Incredible.

Speaker 4

How does that happen?

Speaker 9

Why are you breaking shit? God damn.

Speaker 7

I'm so excited. Let's find out. She probably had tuna from Subway.

Speaker 9

Oh, hell, yeah, I pulled down my pants.

Speaker 11

Before I even sat on the toilet I was already pooping. It was all over the toilet seat, all over the porcelain part of the toilet and when I stood up to get dressed I had poop all over my jacket Incredibly disgusting and I had to use toilet paper, a whole roll of toilet paper. Clean up the whole mess. Jeez, louise.

Speaker 7

I had to use toilet paper. What did she expect to be in there?

Speaker 11

Things that happen when your had to use bullet paper. What did she expect to be in there? Yeah, things that happen when your body gets old.

Speaker 4

I mean she has a point. Damn, you guys got good style. I love the way you rail, this section too.

Speaker 1

Whoa, this section too.

Speaker 4

Whoa what the fuck. I thought you pressed a sound, what?

Speaker 10

did he do? I missed it.

Speaker 4

I was so distracted by Tarzan.

Speaker 7

Watch that guy in front of the camera, this guy.

Speaker 4

The one railing. Yeah, I love the way you rail this section. Holy shit, you just scared.

Speaker 1

Ruby. So that was me.

Speaker 11

skiing Ruby is so scared, we got, so turnt last night in beach I was still drunk, but we should have shut up again Because it's Cinco de.

Speaker 9

Mio, that's me.

Speaker 1

Aliens and shit, I could probably beat them up. If an alien came at me.

Speaker 13

No, I would not give a fuck. That's because aliens don't know karate. No, karate's made on earth. I also don't know karate, but I think that I could learn. Aliens have spaceships. I got a Corolla Hogtied. Aliens back up my Toyota. Oh, no, aliens don't know karate. No, karate's made on Earth. I also don't know karate, but I think that I could learn.

Speaker 1

That was good that is a bop man, that's low-key.

Speaker 7

A banger right there. That's what the kids would say.

Speaker 12

Now this guy.

Speaker 7

I debated about putting this into. Tiktok bachelors, but let's go ahead and include him, because I didn't, but I should have. I think you might like this guy, I might. You might like Choppa Gang.

Speaker 9

I might. What's going on with the teeth, though? Let's see.

Speaker 5

Y'all know what to do. It's Choppa Gang. Do you have a grill? We on the back row with it, baby Yay.

Speaker 12

Choppa Gang with it, baby.

Speaker 9

yeah, chop again all day, every day, that's right. Every day back real talk. Yes, I know what it is. We keep it trill on these back roads yeah, we keep it real.

Speaker 13

Yeah, high class country folks right here living it up on the back road baby get them.

Speaker 10

Highlights, preach that's.

Speaker 5

Get them. Highlights Preach, that's Chop again.

Speaker 12

Rappers out there ain't got nothing on us. We back rolled on it, baby.

Speaker 1

What.

Speaker 4

How old are you? That's some res business right there.

Speaker 7

Like.

Speaker 9

Chop again.

Speaker 7

Those kids are hanging out with you because Are you dad.

Speaker 9

I think they're at the swap meet.

Speaker 7

Are you cool, uncle Right? Are you, man, my uncle's, so cool?

Speaker 2

man, we're the choppa gang man. The choppa gang.

Speaker 12

We keep it real on the back roads.

Speaker 4

That's Rez Rappers. We keep it, trill it party fat again this time.

Speaker 1

It's all good. Yeah, we're good Choppa gang.

Speaker 12

Yeah, all day every day. Yeah, we're good Chop a game. Yeah, all day every day. Hey, y'all come on, check out this.

Speaker 9

Now he's doing a commercial for a food truck.

Speaker 12

Come get a burger, man this guy's hustling over here Come get a burger, homemade sweet team burgers, sweet team Next venue come get you some burger fries, you name it, they got it, let's get it, let's roll with it.

Speaker 7

Wait, they name it, you name it, they got it.

Speaker 9

You name it, they got it.

Speaker 7

I didn't see cotton candy there. Why was cotton candy on it? That was just the first thing that came to mind.

Speaker 9

I didn't even see a hot dog.

Speaker 4

Ah Cruella de Vil Jump scare.

Speaker 9

That did scare me.

Speaker 7

I thought it was Trill Daddy again, but it's Trick Daddy, all right. Maybe this is another bachelor now. I don't know what's he doing. When did Tiger King get out of prison?

Speaker 4

This year, I guess he's looking rough.

Speaker 2

Okay. One, two, you ready. Mobile document investigation terminal two and three.

Speaker 11

Okay, mobile document investigation terminal one, 1984.

Speaker 2

Mobile Document Investigation terminal one, nineteen, eighty, four, four, five, I'm going to make get around a hundred miles per gallon. Simple conversions just put the injector line through the radiator heater, the transmission heater, which one Per gallon. Should get around over. It won't be a hundred percent vaporization.

Speaker 10

We call things are half horse, half human.

Speaker 1

Centaur yeah.

Speaker 10

What do you call?

Speaker 4

the thing that's half horse, half human.

Speaker 10

Centaur? Yeah, that's what he looks like he's got centaur fur coat, he's got centaur energy.

Speaker 7

I want a centaur fur coat. Now I have the technology.

Speaker 9

Technology.

Speaker 11

Why is he wearing that Stop?

Speaker 2

What's wrong with this and? The denomination is 3,000. What?

Speaker 7

And the what that guy used to work for Dad he did.

Speaker 9

Is that Mark? That's Mark? No, he died.

Speaker 11

What are you doing, stupid hoe?

Speaker 5

It's a non-stick pan.

Speaker 4

Oh punny.

Speaker 7

We can all relate right.

Speaker 4

I'm already sad, yeah, yeah.

Speaker 7

That's Taylor doing a line dance. Tell me that one's left.

Speaker 9

That was this one I debated oh my god, what the fuck is that?

Speaker 7

I did not know where the hell they were at with this what part of the body are they in? That's part of the mystery right now, all right.

Speaker 1

Is that a throat? I don't know.

Speaker 9

That's it. Oh my God, I might throw it. What?

Speaker 4

is that Nose Stop? I don't like it.

Speaker 9

What is happening? What is?

Speaker 7

happening. If you're just listening, there is some kind of vacuum probe, nose, nose.

Speaker 4

That's in the nose, in a body crevice.

Speaker 7

In a body crevice. I don't like this Pulling something out. I couldn't tell if it was an ear and that was ear wax, but that doesn't look like the inside of it of an ear not that deep, oh my god are there bugs? The belly button, that's a nose.

Speaker 9

Oh my.

Speaker 7

God.

Speaker 1

That is a booger. What the fuck Is that?

Speaker 9

broccoli, broccoli. I'm going to throw up. This is so gross Stuffing broccoli up your head, dude had a booger the size of a broccoli floret in his fucking nose. I hate boogers, it's not broccoli, I don't like it, anybody want dessert? I don't like it.

Speaker 7

Okay, here's another Sawyer video right here oh. God, I can see. Sawyer on an electric bike just doing this. Oh my God.

Speaker 1

This is good, this is good I know, you bring all his hair, then you get this rectangle wing, then you squeeze together, then twist, twist.

Speaker 7

This is.

Speaker 1

Molly Good job.

Speaker 13

That's a really good towel. That's Daddy's towel.

Speaker 11

Does he like?

Speaker 1

his nuts a lot.

Speaker 4

Does he like his nuts on that? Does he wipe his nuts on that? Yes, he does. Does he wipe his?

Speaker 9

nuts on that. That's disgusting To the left.

Speaker 8

Take a step of faith. Pray once, this time On the devil. Let's stomp On the devil, let's stomp. Bible slide real smooth. Aaron, this is for you.

Speaker 3

Yeah, devil, let's stomp On the devil, let's stomp Bible slide real smooth.

Speaker 4

Aaron this is for you. Yeah, Now please shout Woo, this is your next inspirational earwig.

Speaker 8

Jump out the boat. Woo, right foot, let's go. Left foot, let's go. Bible slide. Now, y'all. Now it's time to get holy, get right now.

Speaker 9

Get right now To the left. I like that version you like that version.

Speaker 4

Well, they ain't Baptists.

Speaker 7

That was a good one. Woo-wee, All right, Toilet talks. Now there's more. Oh yeah, Now we do a little segment on the show where we play TikTok Bachelor and we show Miss Single Born Again Virgin over here. A fantastic array of men.

Speaker 4

Suitors.

Speaker 7

Suitors that maybe she should contact after the show. So Good, and this is what the little intro looks like. Good morning Julia.

Speaker 2

Bye, here we go. Hey ladies.

Speaker 5

You know, like a guy who enjoys watching a rainbow appear after it rings.

Speaker 7

I'm your man First can you say rains right, rhyme, rhyme, rainbow After it rings.

Speaker 10

That's West Virginia, oh.

Speaker 1

Winky man, he's back, I do like.

Speaker 4

Winky man, winky Man's, west Virginia. Oh, winky man, he's back.

Speaker 7

I do like Winky man, winky Man's my favorite, he's taking you on a date Watch this. He's really going all out to try to suit you Yellow.

Speaker 9

Pinto.

Speaker 7

To court you, I should say he's watching TikTok. Hey, what's up? Ooh food Shit. I'm hungry. I can take you to get some food. Get in little girl Up in my ride. I know how to drive a stick.

Speaker 4

I feel like I can smell that car. He's a man of the world, oh.

Speaker 9

Winky, you need some pie.

Speaker 5

What is that? I don't know Little sandwiches, baklava.

Speaker 1

Ooh baklava.

Speaker 7

Yum For free. He can hook you up for free.

Speaker 1

Yeah, with the wink. Thank you, feed me.

Speaker 7

Thank you, Winky man.

Speaker 1

I love.

Speaker 7

Winky man.

Speaker 12

And you're squeezing by a couple of people and a chick smells, you starts checking out your cross and she's like damn, I can see that thing. Dangling boy's got a nice guy, totally him and you're sitting there going, okay, okay, you like what. You see, ladies, you're admiring the menu, but you know yeah, whatever I'm serious, like I've seen women do this crap. They check me out. They're like, hey, whatever, I don't think so. Cobra.

Speaker 10

I in the menu that creepy fucking doll in the background oh my god, I didn't even see Check out this sexy goth candy right here.

Speaker 12

You want a piece of it? Just ask oh, my god, you don't have to be goth, but she has to why?

Speaker 7

do you gotta keep smelling your quesadilla?

Speaker 9

I know why are you smelling that?

Speaker 4

I don't like that. If you like what you see, just ask. So I can lose my virginity, so I can touch real boobies.

Speaker 12

She has to be clean, clean and, most importantly of all, she has to be of age. She's got to like snakes For a minimum for me at this age 21 and above.

Speaker 9

21 and above.

Speaker 7

Hey, I was worried there for a minute.

Speaker 4

Yeah, there was far too much consideration For me to be comfortable.

Speaker 7

If he would have said like 16. That's what I was waiting for 21 and above.

Speaker 9

I'm just like.

Speaker 7

Yeah, you're like Happy late Easter Happy late Easter.

Speaker 4

Is this the same guy from church?

Speaker 5

Hey, everybody happy late Easter my uncle gave Is this the same guy from church? Hey everybody, happy late Easter. My uncle gave me a haircut. Everybody pumped it up, so my nephew's going to fix it. Rock on, much love. Oh.

Speaker 11

I hope you had a good Easter.

Speaker 7

Rock on. What the fuck is up with your walls, dude? What's happening? You got some killer farts you have me beat what's happening.

Speaker 4

That was not what I expected to sound.

Speaker 10

Wait, wait, wait, real quick.

Speaker 13

Rock on.

Speaker 10

I went to my barber to get a. I tell her I want to look like the Rock. I took her a picture of the Rock when I was 14. I'm like this chubby little white fat kid and I'm like I want to look like this fucking Samoan guy. He cuts my hair and I'm like after I looked in the mirror.

Speaker 1

I'm like the fuck. I don't look like the.

Speaker 10

Rock, I was so pissed off.

Speaker 7

I'm still chubby and white lady.

Speaker 1

Is it when he had his curly mullet? My uncle fucked it up. Fucked it up.

Speaker 5

Much love, much love.

Speaker 4

I bet he's really nice.

Speaker 7

Okay, well, and this guy just loves you.

Speaker 9

All right.

Speaker 7

And he's roasting these sets of mailboxes just for you.

Speaker 13

Everybody. I'm back on the street. I'm talking shit to some more mailboxes.

Speaker 6

Who's this guy think he is huh Field hockey stick More like a field hockey piece of shit.

Speaker 13

You got that owl on you, otherwise the birds would be all over you. Nah, no A tombstone or a mailbox.

Speaker 6

Here lies a piece of shit. I'm going to bum you a cigarette, cigarette From a brick house Piece of shit. That mailbox lost its job as a pizza oven.

Speaker 5

You can always use my, my little basket, my little basket. Don't forget to use my basket. No, thanks you, piece of shit.

Speaker 9

I like him Give that guy props for sure. That's creative dude.

Speaker 10

How do you come up with that?

Speaker 9

I know right, He'll be stoned as shit going on a walk he is fucked up, he's like fuck that, my love. He probably took three grams of mushrooms.

Speaker 7

He probably did. He said I got a beautiful idea.

Speaker 1

He's like this is great.

Speaker 7

I went down a whole rabbit hole of his videos. I was cracking the fuck up.

Speaker 10

Imagine him showing his buddies the first title Like dude, watch this video. What is this?

Speaker 1

video I just made. They're like what the fuck?

Speaker 7

Hey, mom dad, oh hey, he's back.

Speaker 11

Oh no, hey everybody, my nephew shaved my head. He just shaved his head Skin Bob, Like back in July Skin Bob.

Speaker 5

Now it's like this in Skimbob Rock on Skimbob. Much love. Follow me on TikTok and Instagram and YouTube.

Speaker 9

And.

Speaker 10

YouTube I have no fucking faith in this.

Speaker 5

My uncle, originally fucked my shit up Skimbob. My nephew fixed it. Rock on, rock on. Okay, so I have a theory about this person's dwelling. Yeah.

Speaker 4

I think they live in the garage and that's like a fake wall, fake wall skimbo I'm really sad for skimbo is it like spongebob?

Speaker 1

I hate to see patrick what's that?

Speaker 10

alcohol or pills?

Speaker 4

toxic masculinity the first thing is the affliction shirt yeah, I don't think that's even affliction, I don't know. She in affliction.

Speaker 7

I would take Skin bod Over this fucking guy.

Speaker 1

Cause this guy's.

Speaker 7

Super serious.

Speaker 9

Well, you know, he just goes to Groovies every night.

Speaker 10

Oh my god, I feel like my life sucks now. Oh yeah, I feel like my life sucks now after all I've done.

Speaker 1

Oh yeah.

Speaker 4

Why is your arm up like that? I don't know Like who you.

Speaker 6

Get off me. Hey there, I'm RJ. Welcome to my profile. I'm 36. I'm a construction worker and a functioning alcoholic. I like to come home from work every day and drink beer until I go to bed. If you got a problem with that, then I suggest you grow up. Some of my hobbies include drinking, watching college football and drinking, fishing and drinking, shooting guns, drinking and mudding and drinking. I don't do drugs anymore. Shooting guns, drinking and mudding and drinking Is he an old one. Maybe I don't do drugs Anymore.

Speaker 6

Anymore I used to enjoy a recreational sunrise every now and then, but fentanyl ruined all that. I love dogs, but I don't have one Because I'm single, so I don't know who would take care of it. Sometimes I relax. I like to sit in the dark and drink beer Naked While listening to Africa on repeat, because I'm an adult and I can't. I like my women somewhere between 18 and 80. Oh my God, I'm sexy, which I don't think is asking too much, because I'm clearly a 10. Basically, what I'm getting at is swipe, right, if you're trying to fuck. I like that guy.

Speaker 1

Oh God.

Speaker 11

I like that guy. Get it, boy, calm down, daniel.

Speaker 1

Does he have ninja shoes on? I think he does.

Speaker 12

Do you think he does?

Speaker 7

Do you think Dan does this? Yes 100% when he buys a new weapon. Yes, that he gets in front of a camera or a mirror and goes through his forms.

Speaker 9

He's definitely done this before.

Speaker 1

I think he got whipped last time. She's mad at you, aw.

Speaker 10

It's a workout.

Speaker 1

It is.

Speaker 7

I know I'm sweating now.

Speaker 12

That looks like Jerry Seinfeld. Dude, kramer, kramer, that's Pedro, man, pedro. A lot of kicking.

Speaker 4

He's maintained his cool, though, Like his face was yeah, he's stoned.

Speaker 5

I used to not give a fuck. Then I started drinking Red Bull. Now I don't give a flying fuck.

Speaker 1

Creative.

Speaker 9

Shocking a Red Bull.

Speaker 5

Red Bull gives you wings you know what Props to that guy.

Speaker 4

This is my favorite guy. This is my favorite dude. I love him so much.

Speaker 7

He likes the Mrs Robinson. He love him so much. He likes like the Mrs Robinson. He likes the older ladies, he said you're his cougar.

Speaker 1

Four, Four Yo, what's up? Everybody it's your boy Waxin.

Speaker 5

Holy crap, are you seeing my drip right now? Oh, my goodness, mary's shoes, louis belt, sunglasses inside. Because my future's so bright, I gotta wear them literally nobody can compete with this looks like I could pull up right now and take your grandma for real, for real. Just remember, thank God that turn water in the wine can the rocket cost slipping? Because if I pull up on her like this, she, coming home with me, got her. I love him.

Speaker 12

I love him so much.

Speaker 10

Yeah, that shirt was awesome.

Speaker 13

I only fuck in fluorescent lighting. I need to see absolutely everything.

Speaker 5

Show me your completely useless secret talent oh no no way protein thoughts

Speaker 4

he does have a good beard he did, but no oops, oh, you got me out here bleeding.

Speaker 5

He does have a good beard, he did. Oops, you got me out here bleeding.

Speaker 1

Oh my god, finally got a chance to kiss out my hair. Chris Apes, that's a fucking movie right there.

Speaker 10

That's the lead movie right there, that's the leader.

Speaker 11

all day you got me blading.

Speaker 1

You got me out here blading.

Speaker 4

But you gotta talk real soft with all your teeth out.

Speaker 13

She got me out here blading In my happy place In my happy place, finally got a chance to test out my favorite Christmas gift from this last year. Thanks, matthew.

Speaker 8

Gosh, I wish you were here. Can you imagine the fun we could have?

Speaker 5

So just give me the old Swank Bright.

Speaker 13

And I can roll by your place. Maybe you throw on a pair of skates and have ourselves an old fashioned race. You win, you get a date with me. If I win, I get a date with you.

Speaker 1

So ew catch me if you can check his basement oh my god catch me if you can there's some popsicles down in the cell, oh god oh, this ain't gonna be good calm down Jedidiah.

Speaker 9

Yes, I'm dead, oh, oh.

Speaker 13

I'm holding an actual fan, kid what.

Speaker 5

Yes, it is.

Speaker 1

What did he say? He's not an asshole.

Speaker 2

I'm a monster.

Speaker 4

What the fuck, try it again.

Speaker 13

I'm holding an actual fan Good shit.

Speaker 9

Good shit, that's all there is Good shit, good shit.

Speaker 4

No, oh Good shit. Good shit no.

Speaker 1

Oh, oh, you're in the fitness. Take one, two, three, four. What.

Speaker 4

You can hear the song playing. He can't even sing with the actual track.

Speaker 7

They were all out Brown Eye of the tiger Brown eye of the tiger.

Speaker 13

Free the tiger king. Why?

Speaker 5

He's competing for your love oh, my god, oh, what a gentle man. Pose your breath. Make a wish, count to three, come with me and you'll be in a world of pure imagination you're gonna be be drugged and uncomfortable.

Speaker 1

Yeah, that's Gacy's cousin.

Speaker 4

Instead of a clown, he's a magician.

Speaker 10

Let's pogo the magician.

Speaker 1

He's scary. Let's just a little bit of. Benadryl baby, Just a little baby dose.

Speaker 7

To your imagination we don't need your commentary between the fucking lyrics your weird top hat doesn't even fit what's the necklace?

Speaker 10

is it a handcuff?

Speaker 1

in a world of my creation. Top hat doesn't even fit.

Speaker 4

What's the necklace? Yeah, it's torture chamber. It doesn't define explanation, defies explanation. Know your fucking lyrics, creeper? I don't like that I don't know.

Speaker 1

Winky again, love winky again. Who winky?

Speaker 4

love winky. What is that? Pasta winky at the market fresh pasta oh my god, making a is the song saying holy shit wants to give you some of this roll ew nut tortilla wait, wait, wait, wait.

Speaker 7

I'm not, I'm not judging, but what did he peel off that carpet? Nuts was that a rug?

Speaker 9

I thought it was pasta, I don't know, and nuts.

Speaker 4

Winky would never. Winky is a a fine gentleman oh god, not him again don't play that guy what did?

Speaker 12

he take off, would never winky is a fine gentleman oh god, not him again.

Speaker 4

Don't play that guy. I think it's like a tortilla that was like a, like a that's in a rug corn nuts.

Speaker 1

Holy shit, holy shit Ew Rap nuts Ew.

Speaker 11

So crunchy and dry.

Speaker 9

Very nice.

Speaker 4

All for you.

Speaker 9

Oh, oh, give me some nuts. I love it.

Speaker 10

Yeah, it does look like Bullrat.

Speaker 9

I love. Winky man Is that all of them. Okay, I pick Mailbox.

Speaker 13

That was funny Mailbox. Yeah, what's his name?

Speaker 1

I'll pickinky man. Is that all of them? Okay, I pick Mailbox. That was funny Mailbox.

Speaker 4

What's?

Speaker 1

his name, I pick.

Speaker 10

Mailbox Who'd you say Blader?

Speaker 9

Oh, the rollerblader Got me blading.

Speaker 4

He caught me blading.

Speaker 10

It reminds me of the guy from Reno 911. Yeah. Super Terry.

Speaker 4

We just watched a clip of that. Hey, can you let the dogs outside? Yeah, literally on me. Put her to fucking work, go outside.

Speaker 7

Go outside babies. I think that's all we got for videos. Oh, those were good.

Speaker 10

Oh boy, those were good man. You had me crying the whole time I had a headache.

Speaker 7

I was crying so hard, laughing.

Speaker 4

Well, never mind, they don't want to go.

Speaker 7

That was good.

Speaker 4

Okay, come on, rips.

Speaker 7

Well, Jack, that's the Laugh Until we Fart podcast I appreciate you man. I hope you enjoyed your time here.

Speaker 4

Yeah, I hope you don't regret your casting decision. Oh no Hell, no, this no.

Speaker 10

Change the man for the me, man for sure.

Speaker 7

It was part of his community service to come here and do this episode.

Speaker 10

It's been fun, though, man. I do appreciate you guys having me on man I'm glad we had the opportunity we had to.

Speaker 7

Uh, we typically don't record on a thursday night but uh, just with the circumstances, the way they are, it's fine, it's cool. But yeah, we were glad we were all open. Yeah. And could schedule you to be on. We've been working to get you on for a little while now, but, man, I'm glad you did make it. It was fun, man.

Speaker 10

It was my first podcast. I was a little nervous at the beginning, but be yourself, man that's it.

Speaker 4

This is super formal yeah, I.

Speaker 7

I just asked some of the questions because I know some people may want to know and um, but really we just, we're just like bullshit shout out to my mom for always being awesome.

Speaker 4

Yeah, mom, mom and.

Speaker 10

Gary, stepdad Gary.

Speaker 4

Oh Jorda.

Speaker 10

Hey, the only dog here that likes me.

Speaker 4

Yeah, she's the only one that's not scared of these other people.

Speaker 7

And when I get loud they get a little weird.

Speaker 4

Oh, there she is, jorda's singing the song of her people.

Speaker 7

Oh yeah, get loud, they get a little weird.

Speaker 4

They don't like it when dad yells oh there she is.

Speaker 7

Jorda's singing the song of her people. We gotta have Jorda on the podcast.

Speaker 1

Yes, alright.

Speaker 7

Well, that was a good episode. Let's call it a night. We can chit-chat a little bit afterwards. Jack may have some stuff he needs to do, I don't know the after party yeah, thanks a lot man, yeah, yeah thank you and uh shit

Speaker 6

we need, we need like a.

Speaker 10

I need like a closing.

Speaker 4

We need an outro.

Speaker 10

One day I'll come back out and tell you guys oh yeah, some comedy stories, man, instead of some spiritual.

Speaker 4

Hey, we like spiritual bullshit, we love spiritual bullshit.

Speaker 7

We just go where the conversation leads us.

Speaker 10

I'll give you a story to end on.

Speaker 7

Yeah.

Speaker 10

Okay. So one time I went to Goodwill to go buy a couch. I got really stoned on the way there and then I put the joint out when I got there and then I lit a cigarette, smoked half the cigarette and I start walking, I rubbed a cherry out and then I put the cigarette butt in my front flannel pocket and then I walk inside and I'm walking down the aisle and this store employee, she looks at me and she goes excuse me, sir, you're smoking. And I'm like high as shit and I'm looking at her and and I'm like she probably smells that weed. You know what I mean. And uh, so I just kept walking, ignored her and she goes sir, you're smoking, said it again. I go and I turn around, I like did a full 360. There's nobody around. She's looking right at me. I'm like the fuck is she talking about?

Speaker 10

so I just kept walking and she screams sir, you're on fire and I looked down as soon as she said that, and my fucking pocket is just filled with smoke.

Speaker 11

Oh, my god, and I turned the opposite way of it.

Speaker 10

I did a full 360 and it's going the opposite way, and then she goes sir you didn't get outside.

Speaker 10

You're going to sell the sprinklers. I said, lady, I'm on fire. Just screamed it in her face. And then I run outside, I beat my coat on the ground and then I look back and they're like all on the phones and shit. And I just fucking took off on the ground. And then I look back and they're like all on the phones and shit, like calling 911. And I just fucking took off. It was a 45 minute drive there.

Speaker 11

Did you stop drop and roll?

Speaker 10

I was there for about 10 seconds.

Speaker 4

No, goodwill couch for you. No, couch, that was definitely crazy man.

Speaker 1

I'm on fucking fire. What are you talking?

Speaker 9

about what? Did you have a 33 burn no?

Speaker 10

I didn't even get burned, I just somehow that cherry stuck to that fucking cigarette butt and went right in my pocket dude Damn. And next thing, you know I'm your titty was just taking a couple of drags, yeah, it was it was a teddy smoke.

Speaker 4

Yeah, that's crazy. My tit kids on fire.

Speaker 7

I was gonna play ascend it the way just gonna ascend it nope, we're gonna play it the way. We're gonna go out with this no, we're gonna go out with this?

Speaker 1

No, definitely a good podcast yeah.

Speaker 7

Thanks again, jack, for coming on. Yeah, thank you for having me. Alright, we outta here till next time. Bye, thank you for having me.

Speaker 9

All right, we out of here Till next time. Bye, bye, bye.

Speaker 1

Bye.

Speaker 12

Bobby and Ben.

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