Laugh Until We Fart
Laugh Until We Fart
When Fart Ninjas Attack: The OG Pod Crew Returns
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The original podcast crew reunites in spectacular fashion, channeling the raw energy and unfiltered hilarity that made us fall in love with podcasting in the first place. With motion-activated "fart ninjas" strategically placed around the studio, we dive headfirst into a two-part adventure – starting moderately composed before taking an intermission that transforms the second half into a delightfully chaotic journey through unrestrained comedy.
We share deeply personal childhood memories, ranging from innocent playground moments in Germany to more complicated experiences of traditional discipline, all while maintaining the light-hearted atmosphere that defines our friendship. The conversation weaves through recent Fourth of July celebrations, complete with dangerously mishandled fireworks and family gathering mishaps that had us doubled over with laughter.
The episode takes an adventurous turn as we discuss upcoming skydiving plans, extreme sports, and the very real fear of involuntary bodily functions at 14,000 feet. Our candid conversation about what could possibly go wrong reveals both our excitement for new experiences and our hilariously human anxieties about them.
In what might be the episode's highlight, we showcase a curated collection of bizarre TikTok musical artists that must be heard to be believed. From educational counting songs to strange dance performances without music, our genuine reactions create a shared experience of discovery with our listeners. We even reveal how we connected with TikTok personality "BigProperr" for a special shoutout that demonstrates our commitment to taking comedy beyond the studio.
Whether you're a longtime fan of our unfiltered approach or a newcomer curious about what happens when old friends get together with microphones and alcohol, this episode delivers laugh-out-loud moments, surprisingly thoughtful reflections, and the unmistakable chemistry of people who genuinely enjoy making each other laugh.
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The OG Pod Crew Returns
Speaker 1round two take two fuck technology. I don't even know what I said? I said fuck technology. Okay, that's what we want. Mics are unmuted cause I just don't give a shit. Oh, mics are unmuted. Shane August, that's who we want. Gonna make us laugh until we fall. Shane August, that's who we want. Mics are unmuted because I just don't give a shit.
Speaker 5Oh mics are unmuted.
Speaker 6Put your ears on.
Speaker 5Sorry, I interrupted.
Speaker 1We're fucking back. God damn it. Turn my shit down. Sorry, I yelled, that's why it was so loud.
Speaker 1Hey, you gotta get in the frame, man, your titties are in it. There we go. Am I in for just kidding? Hey, we're back. Y'all we're back. The og pod crew is back on this episode and we're gonna get crunk up in this bitch. We're gonna get back to the old school podcast episodes, because in the first half we're fairly sober, fairly More than usual. Then we're going to take a little intermission and then we're going to go get crunk, we're going to go get turnt and we're going to do the last half blitzed, we're going to be blitzed.
Speaker 1Hopefully I can work all this shit and we're going to see how it goes you know what you're fired.
Speaker 8Okay, you didn't follow. That might happen. That might happen, but this is gonna be like uh, early days of laughing till we fart. Hey, this is wild this is what I felt like today life today we're back.
Speaker 2baby, we're back.
Speaker 9We've had a little break, but we're ready.
Speaker 1We're ready to go down, let's go Tutio Stootin', tutio Stootin' Tutio Stootin' on. Studio studio, studio, studio, studio, studio, studio, studio, studio, studio, studio, studio, studio, studio, studio, studio, studio, studio, studio, studio, studio, studio, studio, studio, studio, studio, studio, studio, studio, studio, studio, studio, studio, studio, studio, studio, studio, studio, studio, studio studio, studio.
Speaker 5I could only aspire to be like that one day. Why was that?
Speaker 8outfit, outfit and all yeah, your Tacoma.
Speaker 1Oh, another little secret I have.
Speaker 5It's barely moving.
Speaker 1I have like five fart ninjas hidden around the studio.
Speaker 5They're not really hidden. They're not hidden at all. They're not hidden. They are strategically placed though.
Speaker 1But they are. They are motion activated. They're little ninjas with weapons doing kicks and they fart whenever there's movement they do so you're gonna hear farts, this entire fucking episode and you're probably wondering hey, shane hargis elitan, where's your fart ninja? I don't need one, I'm the sensei. I got a fart machine. That's his butthole. I can do it anytime. Watch.
Speaker 9Oh God, I don't think I've ever farted like that.
Speaker 1Really.
Speaker 8Not like that.
Speaker 1Dude, I had a killer one in the shower last night.
Speaker 8Ew wet butt fart.
Speaker 1Yeah, wet butt hole fart man. They are wild. You don't know what you're going to get.
Speaker 5I genuinely feel a fart brewing right now just talking about it. You got to chill out.
Speaker 1Your body's in stick. You want this mic. Turn it into a fart mic.
Speaker 5Fart mic.
Speaker 9Ew.
Speaker 8Casey's going to get pee-coy.
Speaker 5You want this mic. Turn it into a fart mic. Casey can get pink eye.
Speaker 1I want to say you can't be farting in mics, man. Oh, I got something about pink eye. We'll play when Casey gets in here.
Speaker 5You got a pink eye video. What the fuck? Yeah, dude.
Speaker 1Who videos that? It's not a video, it's an article. Oh, it's pretty funny.
Speaker 5Like a small town article.
Speaker 8Yeah, pretty funny like a small town article.
Speaker 1Yeah, like half the town gets pink. There's a pillow photo.
Speaker 5Yeah, exactly, I just really went into a mindset of somebody in a fucking all black trench coat just going around breaking into homes, just farting on every pillow inside it's an article from the sand springs sentinel, from sand springs, oklahoma and spring I don't know that, that's not true, I just made that up oh my god let it roll for a little bit bud.
Speaker 1But hey look, we just had fourth of july. We all still have all of our digits. Hunter still has his mustache slightly intact those neighbors. They came with some $3 Mexican fireworks. These things were fucking wild and it took me back to the old school Oldham fireworks show where we were throwing those mortar shells. We'll just roll them on the ground.
Speaker 5Now that I'm really thinking about it. I have no idea how that happened.
Speaker 1Hold the three excuse me, why you say hold up the three dollar well, I don't know.
Speaker 5I remember watching them put one in a mortar tube, lighting it, and it's like it came out the side of the fucking bottom of the tube because it just shot directly towards the yard. I think it blew up right in front of everybody.
Speaker 1I think those mortar shells are made for a certain tube size. And they were just throwing them in one, so when it's the wrong one it either won't go all the way up or it'll get stuck in the tube. So those, I think, were just going.
Speaker 5But I remember one or two blew up in the yard.
Speaker 1We were in. I would say they litows on the fucking ground. You think they were fucking?
Speaker 5tossing those bitches or something. Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Speaker 8Maybe they didn't know. I loved it.
Speaker 5Oh, it was great, it was great it was fun, nobody died. Nobody got burnt.
Speaker 1Nobody got hurt, but if you'll train your eyes to the monitor up there, I got some footage from the fireworks.
Speaker 5Oh my fucking God, we did a whole podcast just for that.
Speaker 8Fart fireworks, fart fireworks.
Speaker 5Wow, they are very echoey though that last one Grand finale. That's a big bow Fart-. Echoey though that last one Grand finale.
Speaker 8That's a big bow. I felt like that.
Speaker 1Farter works baby.
Speaker 5It's a loose b-hole right there.
Speaker 1It is a loose b-hole, but yeah. So what's been going on? Everybody Fill us in Life updates.
Speaker 5My house burned down.
Speaker 7I'll go first. My house burned down.
Speaker 5I think we've talked about that uh I think people know that and it's been bulldozed.
Speaker 8Got a new truck just working. That's all. Got a new truck.
Speaker 5That's all we do, baby, we work got the taco taco tacoma yeah, just
Speaker 1again um my unholy alliance. Screenplay is a semi-finalist at the International Independent Film and Screenplay Festival in France. Got them France, so that's a cool thing.
Speaker 8Do they laugh there? What Do they laugh? Do they laugh? Are they funny. What the fuck does that mean? Oui, oui.
Speaker 1Yeah, I bet Oui, oui, oui, oui, oui. Do they laugh there? What Do they laugh Do?
Speaker 8they laugh, are they funny, the fuck. Does that mean Oui?
Speaker 7oui.
Speaker 10Yeah, I bet Oui, oui, oui, oui, oui.
Speaker 7Is that how they?
Speaker 8laugh, I thought everything would just be like sophisticated wine.
Speaker 5It'd be facisticated over there, sophisticated wine. I thought we were supposed to be sober this first half Lemon cellos.
Speaker 8Oh, I day drink, you say limoncello, limoncello, what are they called?
Speaker 5I?
Speaker 1don't know. This is probably, oh, maybe.
Fourth of July Firework Mishaps
Speaker 8I'm thinking of Italy, I think I'm thinking of Italy. Actually, limoncello, they're like very proper over there, I think. In France, well, they have baguettes and stuff.
Speaker 5I think they're just assholes, french assholes? I don't know, I'm extremely uncultured.
Speaker 8I wish I could say otherwise. You lived in Europe when I was a baby.
Speaker 1You didn't keep anything from your time in Germany when you were two.
Speaker 5When I was three years old? No I don't remember anything.
Speaker 1Donka.
Speaker 8She donks.
Speaker 5Donka, donka, what is it Shiza?
Speaker 1Shiza.
Speaker 5Got that. That's about it.
Speaker 1White boy.
Speaker 5White boy it's perfectly my name. Just a blue collar, white boy. Yeah, unfortunately.
Speaker 1What's your earliest memory?
Speaker 8you think Yours is way more sensitive than my part.
Speaker 1He won't stop moving.
Speaker 8I'm a mover, I'm a mover.
Speaker 5I'm a mover, I can't just stay still.
Speaker 3Like an ATP. I can't stay still. Fuck you guys are doing good.
Speaker 5You've got to turn my fucking headphones down.
Speaker 1Is it that one?
Speaker 5Yeah, it's all the way down now. Okay, go one. Yeah, it's all the way down now. Okay, go a little bit, go up a little bit. Okay, I can't hear anything. Okay, what is happening? Okay, bring it back, okay, slowly, okay, okay, oh, yeah, there, we're getting there, we're good let me try that one again.
Speaker 1It was kind of?
Speaker 5why are you gonna try that one again?
Speaker 1to test, because that was loud oh wrong one here we go fuck you. Guys are doing good let me just take a touchdown on everybody everybody take a touchdown, everybody take a touchdown even me.
Speaker 5I'm alright. I'm alright.
Speaker 3Fuck you guys are doing good thanks for the soundbite the bitch is so loud scary
Speaker 5we're alright what were we talking about?
Speaker 1your first what do?
Speaker 7you think your?
Speaker 5first memory is of drama oh man, I don't know the most fucked up memory memory in general.
Speaker 5Yeah, spankings I don't know. I feel like I have some young memory of either playing with christian and maybe some other kids on a playground and that's all I fucking remember no idea where we were at, what was going on, but I do have a memory of us playing on some like wooden playground or something like that, and I had to have been super, super young, but that's it. I have zero other like recollection of what the fuck was actually going on I wonder if that was it might have been in germany.
Speaker 5I always thought it was in germany because I feel like I've talked to mom about it and she said something like they had a little playground where we lived and mom was friends with a whole bunch of other army wives and shit and they would all get the kids together to play out there.
Speaker 1Because she was like that's probably what you remember if you're not remembering logan at that, that's no, it was just me and christian that was before so yeah, it was before he was born, so I just remember me and christian, that's all yeah, yeah, y'all live on base.
Speaker 5No, oh, but did we for a little bit or no.
Speaker 8A lot of military families lived there.
Speaker 5Not in.
Speaker 1Germany, not in Germany. We lived in a military housing complex.
Speaker 5It was like an apartment complex. But yes, it was like an apartment complex but it was all other military. But military families lived there, right, yeah, Because that's what mom was saying Like yeah.
Speaker 1So I think that's probably my earliest memory and we had like a little convenience store that also had like movie rentals and stuff like that. So that was kind of cool and a basketball court and playgrounds.
Speaker 5What do you think your earliest memory was?
Speaker 8I remember getting beat with a belt Damn that's fucking hilarious. Really From dad what, running down the hallway.
Speaker 5I remember him having the belt, but you think that's like your earliest memory.
Speaker 1Yeah.
Speaker 5That's crazy.
Speaker 1Like you think you were actually in trouble.
Speaker 5For running down the hallway.
Speaker 8No, like I was running from him.
Speaker 5I thought you were like playing running and that's what you got in trouble.
Speaker 8No, I got in trouble while I was running from him, he had a belt, and then I remember putting sheets over the vents because there were floor vents.
Speaker 7Uh-huh, and we'd make a tent. Yeah, that's all I remember.
Speaker 8And then one time he hit me with the metal part of the belt and Mom got mad at him. Goddammit David.
Speaker 5I spanked me with a belt. Oh, I got hit with a belt. You don't ever remember getting spanked or slapped around, or a little wooden spoon action.
Speaker 8He lived with Nanny when he was little.
Speaker 4Not all the time, who knows what.
Speaker 8Nanny did.
Speaker 5She probably made you eat a bunch of taco meat or something. Those memories are all repressed. No, yeah, you gotta get through, I feel like that's why my my memory is so shit therapy.
Speaker 1No, my, my earliest memory block it out.
Speaker 1My earliest memory is, uh, probably, probably when me and mom and dad I think I told you guys this just the other day lived in this creepy ass house in Oklahoma City. It was haunted and I had the worst fucking night terrors in that house. Now, years later, this was just like maybe a few years ago at a family gathering, where we're just talking about life, talking about life, and then I talked about that house and how I had these terrors and they had to move my bed right next to their bed in the bedroom, right on mom's side, so she could hold my hand I was only like maybe three or four and uh, just a few years ago, mom and dad were like oh yeah, that place was fucking haunted.
Speaker 10I was was like what the fuck you left me there.
Speaker 1So yeah, that's my earliest one and they were scary. I was trapped in a car on a conveyor belt, getting car crushed by this like mouth. And it looked like an evil clown. Yeah, that's fucking weird man, that's a movie.
Speaker 5I love my fucking. I had a childhood nightmare, like recurring nightmare, which was I loved the Grinch who Stole Christmas, the live-action Jim Carrey one. That was my fucking favorite movie ever. But I had a fucking recurring nightmare of the scene where he's in his lair and he's like figuring out what clothes to wear and there's that one kitchen table and for some reason I'm on that kitchen table and he's choking me out with his, because I was always freaked out about his fucking hands, his fingers and that they were fucking nine inches long with all that fucking fur. And that was my nightmare. Was him just choking me the fuck out and the grinch choking me and I just wake up but still probably the next day watch the movie again because, yeah, I wanted to, yeah, I have no idea what I had that for a while.
Speaker 1Did you have like a recurring nightmare as a kid?
Speaker 8I have like a recurring, like being chased, but I wouldn't say it's like no, that probably means something. Oh.
Speaker 1I had that all the time growing up.
Speaker 8Like running from your problems.
Speaker 5Probably something like that, you or Dan?
Speaker 1like would get kidnapped, and they were holding you at that old Mustang Inn, that old Mustang hotel that was across from 152 Barn. Grill you know, and I'd be running there from the acreage and it was like you know, and then I finally get there, and it was the whole like Slow punching dudes trying to save you guys.
Speaker 8I don't know, it was weird, it's like in a dream where you just run and nothing happens because you're just running the whole time.
Speaker 1You shit yourself running yeah.
Speaker 8Other than that.
Speaker 1So you got spankings with the belt. Yeah, you were a dick as a kid, I guess I don't remember that.
Speaker 8I think I had a mouth on me.
Speaker 1I don't remember that Fuck you dad, like when you were little little, like you said down the hall. Was that in the trailer or in the actual house?
Speaker 8No, I remember in the house.
Speaker 1I guess I was a little older.
Speaker 8You're a little older I mean, I remember the trailer-ish Barely. Fuck with I remember like Christmas there. What?
Speaker 5We had paddles with our names on them. What, yeah, you did what? Not by you, obviously.
Speaker 1I didn't have that. No, your mama. Yeah, I never fucking had that.
Speaker 5They were lined up in the hey you hotter's paddle. They were lined up on the kitchen. God, you would have to go get your own paddle when you got in trouble. Damn, I've been fucking brutally beat with a belt, though Not no, just butt hits, just fucking. Get over here, boy.
Speaker 8Wow, wow, wow. Oh my God Beat somebody's ass. I'm sorry that makes me not feel too good.
Speaker 1Not feel too good. You didn't do it, I know that, but still Piece of my ass. We did not have this we had this discussion with the other day. It was if you could just fight somebody, who would you fight? Who was I talking to? I'll try to remember.
Speaker 8Just be like. I don't want to fuck this person up.
Speaker 1Yeah, just fight. If you could fight one person right now, who would you fight?
Speaker 5The government. Donald J Trump.
Childhood Memories and Nightmares
Speaker 1No, we're calling somebody out, a person I don't fucking know, yeah, sebastian, anyone. I know mine. No, no, no, I don't know. I love her, not a fighter. I won't say his last name, but it's not my brother. But there's a guy named daniel, damn, I would fist fight right fucking now. I would fist fight right fucking now no need to hold any grudges oh yeah oh yeah, oh yeah no, I really don't know.
Speaker 8I probably do, but Maybe like a bully on the bus or something.
Speaker 5Man, I'm all out of sorts, a bully on the bus? I don't.
Speaker 1You can tell we haven't podcast in a while.
Speaker 8I don't even have my glasses on. You don't even have your glasses on. I'm a loser Jesus, everyone knows your identity now.
Speaker 5Maybe Shane Gillis or something, just so I can meet him. We can have like a little. You know what do they call them, like the fundraiser fucking the charity, boxing matches and stuff.
Speaker 6Special.
Speaker 5Olympics Me and Shane Gillis in some Special Olympics.
Speaker 1Special Olympic boxing match Shane Gillis Hunter.
Speaker 8Lambert. I feel like he'd be fun because he'd make it funny, but he's also a big. He's a big dude.
Speaker 18I think he'd whoop his ass.
Speaker 5I'd have to hit him in the body.
Speaker 1He would whoop his ass. He's a big boy, but he played football.
Speaker 5He technically played a season of D1, but I don't know if he actually ever was on the field, didn't he Doubt?
Speaker 8it, didn't? He Doubt it Like getting into it for fun, but with Joe Rogan, and he immediately like put him in Probably I think he's got a bit about that when they're down there at Joe's studio.
Speaker 5Taking their American Eagle beer bongs.
Speaker 1You know Joe's like here. Let me hit you with a spinning bat. Kick, come on man.
Speaker 8I think he was like you, can't Choke you out.
Speaker 5You can't tap me out or something. And he's like Bet we should wrestle, no All right as soon as this tattoo heals.
Speaker 7Daddy, you're working out, you'd whoop my ass.
Speaker 1And hey, for people that are watching the video of this, this tattoo is killer. It still has Saniderm on it. There's fucking plasma fucking in this shit. It doesn't look like this. He's a fucking sick dude.
Speaker 8Who is that.
Speaker 5Cool guy Sick tats.
Speaker 8Who is that?
Speaker 5You Sick tats, sick tats bro. I got sick tats bro. Sick tats dude, shut the fuck up.
Speaker 8I like crows.
Speaker 1Crows.
Speaker 8Brandon.
Speaker 10She's got a big beaver.
Speaker 5What the hell.
Speaker 1What the hell? Oh, we have another special 4th of July video Another 4th of July Brandon Lee. Yeah, brandon Lee, oh yeah, this one's special, this one. This is a special 4th of July firework. Shout out, here we go. Oh Lordy, hello, my little star-spangled sweethearts, oh Lordy.
Speaker 14Hello, my little star-spangled sweetheart Call me Captain America. Okay, I want to invite you to Mother and I's Independence Day Backyard BBQ. We're going to do it upright Lots of chips, lots of Cheetos, watermelon wedges, the works. Mother said she'll even throw in some corn dogs into the microwave. Looking forward to that. We'll see if we have time for a watermelon seed spitting contest. Spoiler alert I'm undefeated. I'm undefeated.
Speaker 5Oh, my God.
Speaker 14Then at dusk mother will be doing fireworks displays.
Speaker 5What the fuck was that.
Speaker 1Let me pause this. Oh my God, it's Whooping.
Speaker 6Tuesday.
Speaker 5Robies and Casey's. Oh, my God.
Speaker 3You scared me no kidding came in here.
Speaker 1You're knocking on the door like the police.
Speaker 8Yeah, I was ready to like.
Speaker 5Don't you knock on the door like the police? I?
Speaker 1thought ice was coming in. Yeah, I'm like take him.
Speaker 3What do you want me to do with?
Speaker 5the haminals.
Speaker 1Haminals. Multiple special guests, we know she likes to knock over equipment. Put her with Jordan I know the other ones like to be in here. You can't do that.
Speaker 19What do we usually do? Put her with Jordan.
Speaker 1She's fine, just lock her out, well hi.
Speaker 3Saget.
Speaker 8We haven't done a podcast in so long, we don't even know what to do.
Speaker 3I know how do you do this. What are we doing?
Speaker 1We're not sure. We had to restart this thing like 74 times.
Speaker 3Second run what's the farts Ninja I?
Speaker 1don't know, things just change whenever I leave. Technology says we're doing our own fucking thing. I think it's Elon Musk.
Speaker 8Probably I like your Stone Cold shirt.
Speaker 5Thank you, oh my gosh, it's badass.
Speaker 3Darn right it is.
Speaker 1Give some motherfucker stunners up in here.
Speaker 12I'm more of a Stone Cold stunner bitch, you know what I'm going to restart this babe.
Speaker 5You're going to restart it.
Speaker 1No, no, no, Just this video here.
Speaker 5The video's so long.
Speaker 8We have to redo all of our childhood trauma again.
Speaker 3No, no, no, no no.
Speaker 8Did I miss out on sharing childhood trauma? Yeah, when do you remember getting spanked?
Speaker 3I have a swell. Oh wait, you have an appropriate story.
Speaker 8No, it was more when, like your furthest back memory.
Speaker 5The furthest back, mine was getting hit with a belt by dad Jesus, my earliest memory was kind of nice compared to yours, yeah.
Speaker 1Playground ping ball Okay.
Speaker 3So we'll bring you in Hold on and we'll redo this video.
Speaker 1Sorry, let me. I don't want to watch this guy again.
Speaker 3Well, you're going to have to. That's too damn bad.
Speaker 5You're going to love it. I'm not going to watch it. Too damn bad.
Speaker 1I'm not going to watch it, I'll turn your headphones down. Earliest memory Hers is going to be like three days after birth.
Speaker 8Hers is going to be like I was a spam flying through the tunnel of the vaginal canal.
Speaker 1Her memory is unreal. It's pre-K Go ahead.
Speaker 3Pre it's pre-k, pre-k, pre-k.
Speaker 7Uh, I have a weird vague memory of my pre-k teacher had long red hair and so I called her miss ariel.
Speaker 3That was not her name, but I called her miss ariel aquatic princess. And uh, I remember there was a nap time, you know, pre pre-K, and I didn't want to nap, so she let me organize books.
Speaker 8Oh, my God.
Speaker 1Fucking nerd.
Speaker 8Even back then, yep.
Speaker 1Fucking.
Speaker 8That's she's like, let's keep this one busy Books.
Speaker 9Back to medical order. There's things to do.
Speaker 7Okay.
Speaker 8Son of a bitch. I was flirting with the boys under the covers.
Speaker 3Oh, my God, okay, son of a bitch, I was flirting with the boys under the covers I did hold hands with Michael Morales, mikey.
Speaker 1Babe what we were doing. We got a special shout-out video for Fourth of July. A little belated.
Speaker 3I'm ready.
Speaker 5Not watching it.
Speaker 3Yes, I like his cut-offs.
Speaker 14I need to follow my little star-spangled sweetheart. Come along, call me. Captain America. Just want to invite you to Mother and I's Independence Day Backyard BBQ. We're going to do it upright Lots of chips, lots of Cheetos, watermelon.
Speaker 5Do it upright.
Speaker 14The works, the works, the works. Mother said she'll even throw in some corn dogs into the microwaves. I'll be looking forward to that and we'll see if we have time for a watermelon seed spitting contest. Although, spoiler alert, I'm undefeated.
Speaker 5I don't like when he puts his face up against that post.
Speaker 14But then at dusk, mother will be doing fireworks display that would make Uncle Sam himself just absolutely weep. While the bombs are bursting in air, you and I will be dancing cheek to cheek, barefoot in the grass, careful of the hookworms, hookworms, jesus christ, and right there, together, we will declare our independence from loneliness and singlehood.
Speaker 1What the fuck, oh boy yeah, little Steven Stevens for us next year's 4th of July shirts are his face and it's gonna say star spangled sweetheart hashtag fleshing fleshing, fleshing. I like how he said come over for a BBQ, and he mentions Cheetos, watermelon and corn dogs in the microwave.
Speaker 8Nothing from a.
Speaker 1BBQ Nothing from a BBQ grill, no hot dog.
Speaker 5Not even the air fryer. Cheetos, baby Chips and Cheetos.
Speaker 1But I got another video from the 4th of July show that we had at my sister-in-law's house.
Speaker 5Yeah, watch Check it out.
Speaker 6Back it up, Terry.
Speaker 5More Put cooter.
Speaker 3Oh no, oh no, oh, you're coming more cook cooter.
Speaker 13Oh no, oh no, oh you're blocked it oh, it did cook her cooter that's roast beef right there oh my that's some bad timing.
Speaker 8Nobody warned her Right Like.
Speaker 5Everybody stood by and watched. Nobody did that. There was not one person.
Speaker 1I heard back up and I heard hey, hey.
Speaker 5But who?
Speaker 1are they talking to when there's like 50 people around.
Speaker 8Yeah, you can't wear sandals till Fourth of July either, mm-mm.
Speaker 3It's dangerous.
Speaker 8Danger, danger. It's dangerous danger danger.
Speaker 5Never seen anyone get their cooter cooked by a firework no, what about this?
Speaker 8we've seen like hair burnt off shirts.
Skydiving Plans and Extreme Sports
Speaker 1I think this is Taylor at one of our family barbecue events, though. Bbq's backyard BBQ's yeah, watch this there you go, sis, do it up. I would never do that throw them hot dogs on that is a powerful tooth right, there it went right to her little jet out there relit that flame, I'll tell you I thought it was silent.
Speaker 5It really got that grill going, really got that grill going, it really got that grill.
Speaker 8Yeah, what are they cooking? What's happening? I don't know.
Speaker 1They're cleaning that thing or something? Grease fire man. It's like dad trying to cook.
Speaker 8When's?
Speaker 1the last time he grilled something.
Speaker 8I don't know A long time. It's got to be 25 years.
Speaker 5They cook themselves steaks Every once in a while. Does he do it or neither. Does Nader do it or does David. They probably bake them, or?
Speaker 8something.
Speaker 5Probably, they're probably air frying.
Speaker 1They're probably fancy. They've got a sous vide.
Speaker 8What's that. Sous vide.
Speaker 1What are you two uncultured little whores?
Speaker 3Fucking poor. Look at him stalling.
Speaker 1No, it's basically where you put your meat in, like a bag, put it in water. And you put it in hot water and the sous vide keeps the water at a certain temp.
Speaker 5You put it in a condom and then put it in the water.
Speaker 7Food condom Sounds right.
Speaker 5Not a meat condom Meat condom.
Speaker 8That's how you thaw it out Juices Meat condom Jesus. Juices.
Speaker 5Power of Jesus, cheese and rice.
Speaker 8He turns it into wine.
Speaker 1And then we talked a little bit just life updates. I talked about the screenplay being a semi-finalist.
Speaker 8I ain't got nothing new man.
Speaker 1L-I-V-I-N. Tana Fane Tana Fane. Well, you're gonna get a A cool Halloween.
Speaker 3Hells yeah.
Speaker 1Decoration.
Speaker 3Those are the updates of my Halloween Decorations.
Speaker 5It's very exciting. I'm gonna get one of those ground buster. They're like giant.
Speaker 3Those are the updates of my Halloween decorations. Halloween decor Hell yeah, it's very exciting. I'm going to get one of those Groundbuster. They're like giant.
Speaker 8I want a six foot skeleton. So bad.
Speaker 3A six foot.
Speaker 8That's it. What are they? Twelve foot, ten, twelve. I'll take a six footer.
Speaker 3Twelve footer Whoa Friend boy is only five foot four Maybe.
Speaker 1Far it out, man. What else my favorite?
Speaker 8scenarios are when friend boy and dad end up at my house at the same time to do yard work. They don't know.
Speaker 5They're both working on shit. What do they do? Like the Spider-Man meme? Yeah.
Speaker 8Dad just bitches about shit in my yard the whole time. I like the umbrella he's like I hate that fucking dime.
Speaker 6I gotta mow around it.
Speaker 3Get it out. And what does friend boy do? I'll be needed.
Speaker 8I don't know he gets so upset about shit, stupid shit. I don't know. Those are fun stories after a. Tuesday afternoon. They both showed up at the same time.
Speaker 1What about this guy?
Speaker 8Hello, is he up there?
Speaker 7You playing a music Uh-oh, policia, damn.
Speaker 8He ain't breaking the law.
Speaker 5He's kind of getting it.
Speaker 9Super impressed.
Speaker 5It's like Mongolian throat singing or something. Yeah, that's the best part.
Speaker 6Dog. What the fuck is that? Look at these police officers.
Speaker 3You know they're used to it.
Speaker 1They're like what the fuck Is? The fuck is that? Look at these police officers.
Speaker 3You know they're used to it. They're like what the fuck Is this?
Speaker 6on live TV. It's all, benny.
Speaker 5He's on up on the pole again, benny's on the pole again.
Speaker 3No, he has a new song, this time Benny and the Jets, keys and a Clown Costume.
Speaker 5Alright, I didn't really notice that before.
Speaker 8Okay, imagine it's like midnight. That's a sleep paralysis, demon Girls walking to the next bar and that guy shoots out.
Speaker 5I really like this dude.
Speaker 3He's pretty talented. His hat's pretty cool the windmill.
Speaker 7Is that a cello? Yeah.
Speaker 5Hell yeah, and he's done.
Speaker 3And he's done.
Speaker 5I don't Okay.
Speaker 3I think he's an artist. I think he has a full home. Is that like an?
Speaker 5art showcase or something.
Speaker 6No one's going to even know who I am.
Speaker 5What is this dude? Turn it off.
Speaker 1I was like man that that video keeps playing a little, I forgot to trim it.
Speaker 3Sorry, gosh, you suck at this Wait till the second half. What's happening in the second half.
Speaker 1We're getting turnt Deba second hand.
Speaker 5We're getting turnt. We're supposed to get ripped. We're supposed to get ripped.
Speaker 1I might go TikTok live when we do it, oh good. You'll be working that camera?
Speaker 3I'm not working shit she's tired girl, I'm not allowed to work cameras. I've been working all last two days.
Speaker 1I'll work that camera, I'll work this camera, I'll work this.
Speaker 2This is America, you dumb son of a bitch, it's your podcast.
Speaker 3It's your podcast.
Speaker 1I thought it was ours.
Speaker 8Eat it. I was trying to be you know, I don't have TikTok.
Speaker 1Our podcast.
Speaker 5Our podcast. She just laid the lines down.
Speaker 1I'm not operating. You drew a line in the sand 2DO student's cute.
Speaker 5Whatever I'm not operating. You drew a line in the sand. Tutio student. Scoop. Whatever you said earlier, tutio student boot Tutio student scoop.
Speaker 6He said tutio, student boot Tutio.
Speaker 9Tutio, tutio.
Speaker 1It is a tutio, it's a tutio, tutio, tutio. Student scoop.
Speaker 8Okay, but that guy, how do you decide Shit? How do you decide in life, like, fuck, having a real job, I'm gonna go be a fucking street performer, like that man's gotta and I'm gonna climb how low do you get, or is there like because you have no support?
Speaker 5oh, that dude's on a high, that dude's on a high.
Speaker 8He's reached another level that we won't be able to understand like why am I doing all this and stress and work if I can just go on the street?
Speaker 1and play banjo with, like that, dude's on a different plane of existence.
Speaker 5He's had a different upgrade to his matrix. We don't have.
Speaker 1He's got it figured out.
Speaker 5We don't yet.
Speaker 3I don't. I think people like that have already seen the apocalypse and then they flash to the future and then came back and they're like you know what? I know how this all ends.
Speaker 7Fuck it.
Speaker 3Who gives a shit I'm going to play a cello and a clown costume on a on a pole.
Speaker 1Because in the apocalypse no one's fucking with that guy.
Speaker 8It's true. They don't give him, they're like, hey, you leave that dude alone, he's going to die. He entertains our power pole jester, you know, that's true, but let's go full throttle.
Speaker 13Oh.
Speaker 8God.
Speaker 6He's got it right.
Speaker 8I think about that and I'm like, just fuck it all, just be a street performer. How do you do Make that?
Speaker 3happen. I think you just perform on the street.
Speaker 5Just go do it.
Speaker 3Oh, that looks like a butthole.
Speaker 5What is this? Oh my God, what is this I?
Speaker 7have a little puppy. Oh my God, what is that? A puppy, what?
Speaker 9I have a little puppy.
Speaker 8Shane's watched, so much.
Speaker 1I've watched it so much today. Getting these videos ready, you love that one. Huh, that's why it takes me so long because I'm laughing and I'm like I keep replaying them.
Speaker 8I don't know I don't know man, I don't know god, the internet.
Speaker 5So internet wins I told you.
Speaker 8I told you guys, I told you I'd have an article about oh pink eye right yeah, we got a pink eye article yeah, he was trying to get Hunter to fart on your mic.
Speaker 5He did and I respectfully declined. I appreciate you.
Speaker 8You're welcome. He did. He was like I would never.
Speaker 5Woman suffered from a seven-year infection after her ex farted in her face in a hotel room. Seven years, seven years of pain.
Speaker 8Seven-year itch.
Speaker 5All from being in the path of someone letting it rip. This isn't this is lad bible.
Speaker 8This isn't real how bad were his farts it's totally real.
Speaker 5A woman has claimed that she's been battling an infection for 7 years, which was brought on by her ex-boyfriend letting one rip in her face she's an influencer? Of course she fucking is shares many of her adventurous snaps with her, who gives a fuck amount of followers on instagram, going anywhere from hot sandy beaches to snowy mountains that she's she fucking is. I share so many of her adventurous snaps with her, who gives a fuck amount of followers on Instagram, going anywhere from hot sandy beaches to snowy mountains that she's climbed A lot of people would kill to have those same experiences.
Speaker 5But it turns out throughout all her journeys she's been battling a number of health issues, obviously from a toot in the boot American online personality. It all goes back to a passing out.
Speaker 9You know I was in a a passing 7 years ago Speaking in a TikTok. She's got the ultimate breakover on her. You should look at a narrating audiobook.
Speaker 5The travel influencer explained that she'd had a stiffer nose and facial pain since the Grimm incident Grimm incident which happened after she had ankle surgery. So she got through ankle surgery with pink eye. I wonder if she gave it to the doctor or something. A mobile one laying in bed. Her boyfriend at the time farted terribly, to the point where she couldn't breathe as a result of the stank.
Speaker 5While it was something gross to experience she didn't see it having a long-term effect on her life, until a culture. She's fucking sensitive as hell. Until a culture sample was taken from her nose, she said that she was also dealing with thick green snot and fever. Nasty bitch, with her symptoms prompting her to have a number of tests and scans in an attempt to figure it out. Numerous medical professionals couldn't work it out the cause of her infection, but she finally announced the results of the culture test in a video on TikTok. It's E coli.
Speaker 9Is there E coli in your bottle?
Speaker 5How fucking long is this fucking article? Dude, she got shit in the eye. She's fucked.
Speaker 3She got shit in the eye. She got E coli in her elbow.
Speaker 8You close a group of what does that say, bacteria lives in?
Speaker 1the gut here. I'll do this part.
Speaker 3Yep.
Speaker 1She captioned the video. I wish I were joking. For those who are unaware, e coli is a group of bacteria that lives in the gut that doesn't cause harm, though certain strains can cause gut and urinary tract infections you know your peepee's dirty infections can take place in your when you ingest bacteria from poop that can contaminate food, drink surfaces or not washing your hands thoroughly enough after going to the toilet.
Speaker 1She pointed out that it comes from poop adding, so I don't know how does that get in your sinuses, unless you have a boyfriend who farts disgustingly and you are forced to inhale it because you are immobile after ankle surgery.
Speaker 5This is insane Courtney survived this whole episode.
Speaker 6Surely this bitch can.
Speaker 5What did she not wash her face, or something?
Speaker 1Oh man, but yeah, not this woman Be careful, this woman, this nasty bitch, be careful, farting in.
Speaker 5This nasty bitch.
Speaker 1Be careful, farting in your partner's face.
Speaker 5I'm pretty sure I don't know what if she just, you know, had a mist wipe and then was touching her face or some shit.
Speaker 3I don't know. She also had a dog and maybe the dog rolled in shit and then she was, you know, cuddling on the dog and got E coli in her nose.
Speaker 1Listen, bitch. You picked your nose with a shitty finger.
Speaker 8That's what happened, or maybe she's into it and he was like putting his butthole around her face.
Speaker 5Maybe he was laying Cleveland steamers on her chest. That's what she wanted, buffalo kiss.
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Speaker 3My mother called to ask me what's a Cleveland steamer. What's a Cleveland steamer?
Speaker 5Is that what she asked your mother? Oh, not a Cleveland Steamer. Dirty Sanchez, dirty Sanchez Either way. Gross.
Speaker 1Either way, she knows. I wonder if she knows what a Cleveland Steamer is?
Speaker 3I don't know.
Speaker 5So we can ask her that next.
Speaker 3She's at a child's freaking party.
Speaker 5Perfect.
Speaker 8But why'd she want to know?
Speaker 3that.
Speaker 5I don't know she probably heard it on a show or something.
Speaker 3Heard it on a show and she was like what's that I'm going to call it? Ask my daughter and my son-in-law. My son-in-law knows he knows fights.
Speaker 1And then Hunter walked in and we're like, hey, hunter, and I didn't know what a dirty sanchez was.
Speaker 8It's when you wipe right, I was like so they make a mustache with your snail trail.
Speaker 3You put a finger in the booty hole? Oh, theirs.
Speaker 8Yeah, I thought you did your own booty hole and do you wipe it on them? Yeah, then you wipe it on their face so you do it on your sexual partner?
Speaker 5Yes, nice.
Speaker 8I've been touching my butthole and putting it on them. What's that called Dirty Sally, dirty Sally.
Speaker 3My mom woke me up one time when I was in high school.
Speaker 1It's called a dirtay.
Speaker 3A dirtay. My mom woke me up on a Saturday morning, casey, casey. What does the song mean when it says milkshakes? My milkshakes brings all the boys to the yard and I was like what, what?
Speaker 5I don't know. I don't know.
Speaker 3In the song. What does it mean when it says my milkshakes?
Speaker 7Blended ice cream.
Speaker 1She makes a good shake.
Speaker 3You know what it is Go away, it's 7 am on a Saturday, let me sleep.
Speaker 8I'm hungover and you can't know about it. Daniel's mom asked one time what a queef was and we were laughing so hard and she goes what is it? A pussy fart.
Speaker 5I don't say that yes it is.
Speaker 6I don't say that, but yes, Pussy fart.
Speaker 5Vaginal flatulence.
Speaker 8Vag flatch.
Speaker 2Vag flatch Vag flatch.
Speaker 3Let's see if I can do one Hold on, hold on that's not a queef.
Speaker 1Okay, maybe this one.
Speaker 3No, no, that would hurt.
Speaker 1What about this one?
Speaker 7No, Closer Hold on.
Speaker 5He wants to get it. He wants to get it.
Speaker 3No.
Speaker 5Was that you?
Speaker 3That's it that wants to get it.
Speaker 1No Was that you. That's it. That's closer no On an old podcast.
Speaker 18Oh, my God On an old episode.
Speaker 1We played that one video where a bounce house was blowing across the streets and kids were falling out. Yeah, there's a sequel.
Speaker 8Oh nice, oh yeah, oh no Terror falling out.
Speaker 18Yeah, there's a sequel, oh nice, oh yeah, oh no, oh my oh shit.
Speaker 3Oh jesus christ, oh my god, oh, you better sue that.
Speaker 5Yeah, it's like I wonder if those kids deserved it though.
Speaker 1You didn't tether that down.
Speaker 5Might have been dickhead kids.
Speaker 1Hey, we haven't staked this motherfucker down yet. Don't get in there, don't get in there.
Speaker 8They're like fuck you, Carney. You're not my mom. You don't tell me what to do Hold on, carney. We watched this morning the.
Speaker 1Oh my God, oh my god, let me get the.
Speaker 8The f***ing balloon, the train wreck. Yeah, yeah, I've just watched that we watched that this morning, that is. I forgot about that. I do remember that happening in the 90s or early 2000s. What is it?
Speaker 3Early 2000s. Was it early 2000s? Yeah, this kid was the f***ing balloon boy. Shane, shane, hargay Ugh. Shane Harg balloon boy this weird guy in colorado made like a, a homemade ufo, like, yeah, he wanted to silver and helium, oh, yeah, the helium one. And so then they it launches and they didn't tie it down. And he's like freaking out at his wife. Yeah, he cusses in the mother fucker's house.
Speaker 13Yeah, he cusses a lot, his kids cuss.
Speaker 3And then one of the kids was videoing it and he was like dad, dad, falcon, where's Falcon? Who fucking names their kid Falcon? Yeah, his kid's name is Falcon. Falcon's in the UFO. And then they chased it for two hours, two hours, like FBI police the.
Speaker 3He wasn't in it. He wasn't in it, he was hiding in the garage In the attic Attic. And then the kid says during an interview, he's like and the kid's like, six, six, yeah. Well, dad said we could do it for a show, so it was all this big like publicity stuff.
Speaker 8So then they're like oh, he did this to get like out there in his game. Because previously Go viral. Yeah, the mom and the dad had been on wife swap. Remember that show? I'm just trying to go viral again. He was one of those on wife swap where he was like yelling at the lady and like threw a fucking milkshake at her and stuff damn son extreme, so so stupid.
Speaker 3That train wreck series, though, is really good. It is good. Did you watch the poop cruise one?
Speaker 1no, oh, poop cruise. That's why I won't go on a cruise.
Speaker 8You'll never catch me on one of those, uh yeah, you might get stuck out, he's afraid of that sewage, backing up carnival like shit in the bag, put it outside your door, yeah just so gross I still don't understand, though, like I'm sorry, but people are so fucking stupid.
Speaker 5Just fucking hang your ass off the edge and take a shit yeah, you're in the water.
Speaker 8Because I heard people were saying that like the shit was backing up and they would still go in the bathroom it's like I'm sorry, but at that point you're a disgusting idiot what if your turd curves just fucking though below the cabin, below the little dick?
Speaker 1that'd be funny as shit goes in their little, their little hole. You know, they got a little porthole, you got a poop hole or if like it's so strange man. Or it blows it up on your back.
Speaker 5It's going to dry back.
Speaker 1It's like a hunchback Nice.
Speaker 6Get it off. Got to shit back, get it off.
Speaker 8Yeah, but Balloon Boy man, I forgot about that. That was a good one. What about?
Speaker 5this Weather Boy.
Speaker 6Weather Boy, his only option to communicate became this electronic voice box you know, I love videos oh no no
Speaker 5we're to scare him.
Speaker 8Yeah.
Speaker 5Or is he going to eat you? Yep, he's going to eat you, you dumb little shit Pranked you, fucking idiot.
Speaker 1I bet he's going to grow up and say he was athletic as a kid.
Speaker 3I never got scared by Whoopi Cushion. Thank you very much.
Speaker 1He didn't get scared he tried to jump on it and flipped himself off the couch and he probably got scared miscalculated the trajectory.
Speaker 3It's alright, I am an athlete I I am sore from physical activity the last two days haven't we like measured your jump before, and it was like an inch and a half yeah, I never said I had a good vertical, but yes, and no vert, I got no vert.
Speaker 8Let me see then pickleball skill man.
Speaker 5I did pretty good at pickleball, all right no, I'm on yeah came on dano's birthday you and I were out there sweating our ass off.
Speaker 8Sweating, oh god, it's fun though it was fun mosquitoes were so fucking bad yeah if we can get rid of that, that would be, and mom's got hey look, I got this mosquito.
Speaker 6We all have cancer that works.
Speaker 1You don't want the deet stuff use this apple cider vinegar.
Speaker 5I can tell you that deet doesn't work. That's nothing.
Speaker 1Well, I can tell you that this organic crazy?
Speaker 5none of it works hippie bullshit doesn't work.
Speaker 8She's like you need the sweat of mules.
Speaker 6Cranberry vanilla.
Speaker 5The sweat of mules.
Speaker 6Pine salt. I read this on Facebook. I found this on Facebook.
Speaker 1They swear it works.
Speaker 5It's in one of her Facebook chats.
Speaker 1Passing the recipe around. And my lady group on Facebook. My gun Passing the recipe around. And my lady group on Facebook.
Speaker 8My friend group.
Speaker 5My gun group. Oh, my God Jesus who is that Turn it off.
Speaker 8I don't know, Never, never, never, never. Turn it off to thoughts.
Speaker 1I don't know. I'm thinking about getting turnt. I don't know about you guys. Turnt and torqued.
Speaker 5Ripped dipped and gripped.
Speaker 1I think we take a little break.
Speaker 3Ripped dipped, party, chip Food. We take a little break. Nip slip, we get turnt.
Speaker 1Maybe get some food Snacks, and then we come back and we tear this motherfucker down.
Speaker 5We're lighting it on fire Down.
Speaker 1Down. We're going to tear it down. That's what we're going to do. We down.
Speaker 5We're going to tear it down. That's what we're going to do.
Speaker 8We'll see you later. When we come back, we'll be happy. All the pain will go away.
Speaker 1Say that again and we're back, we're back, we're back. You may see some differences, you may not.
Speaker 5That's for you to decide. We're looking around. Did you change the room?
Speaker 3What's happening?
Speaker 1If you're anything like me and I know I am you're fucking lit right now, just like us?
Speaker 3yeah, did you press record?
Speaker 5we're recording we're recording, we're live. I see, we're recording, we're live I see red lights where you want to see red lights.
Speaker 1See Red there, red there, quit it.
Speaker 8Quit it, I'm over it. You're so mad about the ninja.
Speaker 5The ninjas are destroying me. Oh man, I want to move. That was you Can't tell what's going in your stocking this year a move that was you.
Speaker 8It was. You Can't tell what's going in your stocking this year.
Speaker 5Fart ninjas I'll put them right back in here. This is their home, this is all their home.
Speaker 1That's a good thing to get for Molly for her birthday.
Speaker 8Fart ninjas, she would like that. I thought you should just hide them around Mom and Dad's house.
Speaker 3That was good, I was wondering who was farting we need. You should just hide them around mom and dad's house that was wondering who's farting we need to hide like you know how you get the little ducks, I think you can get little dicks, I think we need to hide little wieners, little wieners where'd these dicks come from?
Speaker 6where are these fucking penises coming from?
Speaker 1we left those on our tree. We got kids dick ornaments.
Speaker 5Who put the?
Speaker 3dead ornament on the tree. There's kids here, yeah, yeah, who do you think put it on a tree?
Speaker 6There's kids here.
Speaker 3Yeah, who do you think put it on the tree? Yeah, I think it's funny.
Speaker 6Oh god.
Speaker 1So let's talk about that's not the ASMR that I will.
Speaker 5I will want no mukbang for you that was a slurpy oh yeah, oh yeah, I'm trying to create your own soundbite.
Speaker 9That's a little much.
Speaker 3Is that?
Speaker 5what a bong sounds like.
Speaker 9Okay, it's there. No.
Speaker 8No, are y'all going skydiving?
Speaker 1What so?
Speaker 8So, huh, what I wanted to talk about was what extreme sports you would take part in or an extreme vacation.
Speaker 1You would go on what's an extreme vacation, if you go somewhere where they take you swimming with sharks and you go down in that little cage.
Speaker 5No.
Speaker 8No.
Speaker 5Immediately no.
Speaker 8I didn't know if you meant like remote.
Speaker 5It could be Remote adventure you have to like dodge the Aborigines Shit.
Speaker 8Oh yeah, run away from cannibals, they just drop you off of the back of a truck.
Speaker 1That's the new survivor. See you in a week man Good luck. That's a new survivor. That would be cool for the $7,000.
Speaker 8Instead of giving them rice and shit, come on, go kill a bird Rice.
Speaker 5I need a gone.
Speaker 6A gone. I need a gone.
Speaker 3Where are you from, man, a hunter and I we want to go skydiving.
Speaker 5We want to go skydiving.
Speaker 3We're going to jump out of a plane. You know, my grandpa was in the 101st Airborne Paratrooper something. Yeah, was in the 101st Airborne paratrooper, something Bullshit. He used to say only two things fall out of the sky Bird, shit and idiots.
Speaker 5Bird, shit and idiots.
Speaker 3We're going to be one of those idiots.
Speaker 8What if you bird shit on?
Speaker 5I may shit on a bird. It may turn, I don't know. I'm going to do it. We're going to do it. I will violently shake in that fucking plane.
Speaker 1like I said, you're gonna have to look back at your tandem and go look, because of the position we're in, I'm gonna shit on your dick like it's possible, it's possible if you feel something poking, it's not your wiener, it's your poo-poo.
Speaker 7It's a turtle head. They're on your back.
Speaker 8Mounted, so if they feel yours, they don't.
Speaker 5I'm mounted to them. Don't vomit either.
Speaker 3That'll come right back to you.
Speaker 5I hope I don't, but I can't even imagine what that feels like. I've only ever done that 100-foot controlled free fall. You know where you were that we did tied in or after a zipline, yeah I was not okay and that was a crazy stomach feeling. So just 14 000 feet.
Speaker 1I did do that I did do that one and your face is so like I can't wait
Speaker 8for that video to shit on, you know maybe you don't even know you I just shit my pants it's like when you're having a baby, you don't even know they're. They're like did you poop? I'm like I can't feel nothing. I don't know. Probably I couldn't feel from here down. I have no idea.
Speaker 5I just hope I can do something cool like let out a, or something like that.
Speaker 3On the camera. It's just going to be like Tourette.
Speaker 5Oh man, I want to let him know like I want to say some things. Bud, Just fucking do shit, Get me to the ground, Get us to the ground.
Speaker 3Get us to the ground safely, and then I will say kind words.
Speaker 5But until, then what would y'all do? What would y'all do?
Speaker 8Why are you doing it then?
Speaker 5What do you mean? Why am I doing it? What's?
Speaker 8going on here.
Speaker 5Because why not? It's fucking crazy Something to like.
Speaker 8I don't know what would I do? I don't know.
Speaker 5I guess just an adrenaline thing.
Speaker 2I'm not very adrenaline, because I want to do bungee jumping.
Speaker 8No, damn it.
Speaker 5You want to do bungee jumping?
Speaker 8No, but you'll have a plane with nothing attached. Air bag yeah.
Speaker 5A certified air bag. Might be a lawn dart Ew we're gonna spend an hour or two In a class. You know, we're gonna yeah, and I'm actually hoping that I really like it and maybe I'll start going Until I can jump by myself.
Speaker 3That's cool.
Speaker 5Because you only have to do like.
Speaker 3I don't know, it's 10 to 15 jumps Tandem yeah, tandem yeah.
Speaker 5Tandem.
Speaker 1Bet your ass. The life insurance will be validated before this event.
Speaker 5Yeah, I guess.
Speaker 1It's probably a strange place.
Speaker 3Yeah, I don't know. Bungee jumping seems like it has a higher risk of injury, you know what I mean, I see so many videos. That's scary.
Speaker 5Like I don't know. I want him to hit me with like a.
Speaker 3I also don't like going backwards, so the idea of jumping and then being pulled backwards, I don't like it no that, that actually that feeling would be crazy, just going back.
Speaker 8Yeah, I don't even like the. Would be crazy, just that bounce going back. Yeah, I don't even like the. Uh sorry, what the hell? I don't even like the god fucking ferris wheel.
Speaker 5I can do a ferris what a ferris wheel do to you man, they rock, they're like they just keep going.
Speaker 8What happened?
Speaker 1you get your fucking money's worth.
Speaker 6Yo the kids going is crazy and the kids are always rocking it.
Speaker 8I'm like sit down, and it's like what if it just snaps?
Speaker 5So you're definitely not doing the pirate ship.
Speaker 8I've done it, but I prefer it to the middle.
Speaker 3Oh, where you don't feel anything, yeah.
Speaker 8No, no, I want to be on the very top where.
Speaker 3I feel, like my butt comes out of the middle, oh, where you don't feel anything. Yeah, no, no, I want to be on the very top with where I feel like my butt comes out of the seat.
Speaker 6That's my fucking coochie that's hanging out. We're having a conversation Stop putting in fucking soundbites, jesus Christ.
Speaker 1Participate with your voice. That was in line.
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Speaker 8Yeah, she was like my butt was going to hang out and then.
Speaker 1I did it.
Speaker 8That's my fucking coochie that's hanging out. Okay, okay, okay, take it back. I digress. Participate with your own words. And when the last time I went on ferris wheel at the state fair, like two years ago, melinda and I walked up to buy tickets because the kids were like begging and I was like whatever he was like you can't ride the Ferris wheel if you're pregnant what I was like.
Speaker 3I'm not Bitch I punched that party right in his one tooth.
Speaker 8And then we got on and the kids were rocking it. I was like, sit down, sit down and practice From then on out.
Speaker 5fuck Ferris wheels.
Speaker 3Love you. I knew this was a bad idea.
Speaker 5See, and they'll always stop, yeah, because they'll just let. Oh, it stopped. Yeah, let more people on.
Speaker 1You should have walked back over to him when I am pregnant with a beer.
Speaker 5Fucker With the beer.
Speaker 1Just find a cigarette from somebody you don't even smoke and then ash in your beer and drink it.
Speaker 5What the fuck.
Speaker 3He'd been like that's normal day at the fair man. Ma'am, this is kids day.
Speaker 5You, You're the third lady to do that today, so normal.
Speaker 8Goddamn Oklahoma State Fair.
Speaker 5Man, I can't wait for that fair.
Speaker 7What's another?
Speaker 3extreme.
Speaker 5Yeah, extreme thing.
Speaker 1Oh, you can do the.
Speaker 5Oh, Ferris wheel. Yeah, we had a whole thing. God fucking.
Speaker 1Ferris wheel yeah, like the gliders. What is that Hang?
Speaker 3gliding, hang gliding. People do that, that'd be cool Hang gliding.
Speaker 5I don't like that.
Speaker 1I think I would do that A helicopter ride.
Speaker 5Some people may feel that's extreme Hang gliding. What the fuck is that?
Speaker 8That's where you just have a kite. You're attached to you, jump off a cliff and you're kind of laying down. Yeah, and you're holding on to the sleep.
Speaker 1I think they can do tandem ones of those, but there's one video.
Speaker 5You would do that, but not skydiving.
Speaker 1No, I'm saying I won't do that.
Speaker 5I was just naming another who would. I would do that. That would be sick.
Speaker 1I saw a video where the tandem guy forgot to fully buckle.
Speaker 5Why is that on him, that's on coach, that's on instructor guy dude.
Speaker 1No, the instructor did not. Oh, he didn't buckle.
Speaker 5Oh my gosh. Human error.
Speaker 1Piece of shit, that guy is trying to hold on and the you know the instructor is trying to hold him. And trying to get it down as fast as he could. Fuck that shit. Fuck that.
Speaker 3I hope that guy got fired Fuck that.
Speaker 5Oh, he did, he did.
Speaker 3I've done the like where you're pulled behind a boat and you go up Like on a parasailing, parasailing.
Speaker 8That's super fun Because of.
Speaker 5Jurassic.
Speaker 13Park. I don't think I could do that.
Speaker 8I did that once. It was scary. Yeah, I did that once.
Speaker 5It was scary. Yeah, yeah, I don't think I could Bad memories man.
Speaker 8I did that once it was scary.
Speaker 1That would mean I'd have to be out on the ocean like that and not.
Speaker 3You're on the beach.
Speaker 5You could do it at a lake. You could do it at a lake. You could do it at a lake.
Speaker 3Like you're along the coastline, you're not out in the butt. You would do an alaskan cruise.
Speaker 5I want to do it. I see, I was just about to. If I, I, I can be talking to that. I'm still nervous about it it's to see the glaciers man I don't know what that was, to see the glac.
Speaker 6I thought you would get some snow, crab what also makes it a little better.
Speaker 7For me is it's not as many people, you're fucking Cajun, yeah, mom.
Speaker 3Cajun.
Speaker 1Jamaican. She's trying to bring out the voices.
Speaker 3She said something that sounded like this Cajun girl I follow on TikTok.
Speaker 5I'm trying to bring the voices out of you Cajun Jamaican.
Speaker 8C.
Speaker 9I'm trying to bring the voices out of you K Jamaican, k Jamaican.
Speaker 14Gay no.
Speaker 9Did you, shit, did you shit oh.
Speaker 5Knocked him out with his own fart.
Speaker 1I wanted to play something for you guys.
Speaker 5Oh boy, what is it this?
Speaker 1time I have gathered some nice videos of different TikTok artists, music producers.
Speaker 7Musical artists.
Speaker 5Okay.
Speaker 7Musical artists.
Speaker 5We're going to hear some hot bangers.
Speaker 1Yeah, we're going to hear some bangers. Let's fire this up.
Speaker 5I'm afraid she's scared oh what hell yeah automatically not what I was expecting have you ever had $150,000 in your hand?
Speaker 10no, have you not me either, but if I did, here's exactly what I would do check it out. Spend $150,000 on a big old yacht Wait a minute. That's not enough to buy a yacht. Spend $150,000 on a maxed out watch Wait what? I don't even really wear a watch. Put a big screen TV in every room. That wouldn't make sense. Only got five rooms. Maybe buy a little pony for my baby girl. Just might take a trip around the world. I'd buy some yoga and meditate. I get some brand new roller skates. I spend some cash and fix this beat. I might get some escargot to eat. Oh, but you said that's made with snails. Instead, do you have blue crabs for sale? I'll take 100 dozen and cook them up, Then share with my friends as we party up. If you have 150,000 what would you do?
Speaker 3that was that was great, that was great totally support that okay, that was good alright 1,2,3,4,5,6,7, 8,9,10.
Speaker 15After 10 come 11. That's how you count. Bitch, here we go. Nice, run it back this actually this runs Slaps a little bit, run it back Uh-uh.
Speaker 3Ooh, I want that in every pre-k.
Speaker 5Pretty good that needs to be my ringtone.
Speaker 3Every pre-k. That's a good ringtone.
Speaker 5Download it.
Speaker 19MP3.
Speaker 5Hey dude, call me, Listen to my ringtone, call me. Oh no, I love her.
Speaker 9It's kind of hard to talk right now. Oh my God, it's kind of hard to talk right now, oh my god honey, why are you crying? Is everything okay? I?
Speaker 6gotta whisper because I can't be too loud.
Speaker 3Blinking is really off-putting. Well, my girl in the next room.
Speaker 1Sometimes I wish she was you. I guess we never really moved.
Speaker 6Yeah, her blink and her teeth Tooth.
Speaker 9Tooth, tox, tox, like shut the fuck up. You're not an angel, she's singing good. There's no do with her hands. No, oh man, I feel like.
Speaker 5Beautiful.
Speaker 3Show me your moley lip. No, I feel like.
Speaker 5That was, that was hot Did you spit in your mouth.
Speaker 3Yep, I got a bum bum.
Speaker 6That's like Mississippi queen or whatever, not even the like Face.
Speaker 8But her lips are so Stiff it's like she's got like.
Speaker 5Lips of an angel.
Speaker 8Put some lip liner on there Right there. Put some lip liner on there Right there, you got no dance house man, I'm going to like this H-Fact yeah.
Speaker 22Three times today, three times. Well, it's hot as heck out there. Heck, I know you got to get that work done. You're out there with your screw guns Trying to work on them. Acs, praise, twist around your head just like a helicopter. Yeah, because it's going down in a small town. You really out there working on air conditioners? Yeah, they bust it up in the heat of the heat. Yeah.
Speaker 10Yeah.
Speaker 22They got to get that Freon in, got to get it cooled down. Got to drop that AC out. Got to get the temp down in the house.
Speaker 3Got to feel it Cool.
Speaker 22I'm'm amazed why are his lips so wet damn, I didn't even notice that.
Speaker 5That makes this really weird for some reason so much weirder than before he's got lineage on his lips.
Speaker 3Is this a?
Speaker 5full, like seven minute song.
Speaker 3Oh, my God.
Speaker 5Chopper gang, chopper gang I didn't notice the hashtag chopper gang either. What the fuck Air conditioners.
Speaker 7It does. I really am concerned about the amount of moisture on his lips.
Speaker 1That is about a fourth of how long it is.
Speaker 5AC rap song. So it was a full song. Why?
Speaker 9is it so long?
Speaker 3Yeah, hashtag Chopper gang.
Speaker 5Shout out to them boys working on american dishes more man hey back yes, I love this guy this is creepy as fuck yeah, I don't like it at all.
Speaker 9Just wait.
Speaker 5What the fuck, what do?
Speaker 9you need a fucking umbrella for A sun, I just want a sunblock, alright, true that, ah no shoes. Ew, ah no shoes.
Speaker 3Ew oh no. Why were you filming young teenage girls?
Speaker 5I love you. Casey, you said you love this guy.
Speaker 1I do what are his other videos like Worse yeah, because I think we need to investigate this. Dude, don't you make a sound? Dude, tell me that guy's not on the Epstein list, that's a dead alert.
Speaker 5He ended that with.
Speaker 3I like this dude Okay this guy I do really like.
Speaker 5Yeah, I like this dude. Oh, the clarinet. I like this dude.
Speaker 9Oh the clarinet.
Speaker 18With the one note he can play. They just said that's fucking amazing.
Speaker 3I love that yeah that one's great ted cruz eats batteries I'm actually loving these right now. These are good oh, uh-oh, thank goodness.
Speaker 9Yeah, holy fuck, let's use her.
Speaker 10Oh, a tea pro I don't know what to do with my hands. I don't know what to do with my hands.
Speaker 7I don't know what to do with my fingers.
Speaker 8I feel like this is Nick Lutz's dad.
Speaker 7I like it.
Speaker 1His boat, keep him wet or whatever. Keep her wet.
Speaker 7Take her wet, I don't know baby.
Speaker 5This freaks me out. I really don't like his stance.
Speaker 3Yeah, he's like Ready to go. He's really just doing A slight hover.
Speaker 5You look wobbly.
Speaker 1That's big, proper Proper.
Speaker 3Okay.
Speaker 5That's me oh no, oh well, why Big?
Speaker 8proper coming in.
Speaker 11Hey, what's happening, Taylor? Oh Shut up yes.
Speaker 5No, you fucking didn't, so you got. Hey, what's happening, taylor? No, you fucking didn't, so you got.
Speaker 11Hey, what's happening, taylor, or Tay-Tay, tay-tay, I guess I call you either, or this is a shout out from your friend Big Brother. Your brother got in touch with me and he said can you give my sister a shout out? She's doing so good, she got a promotion at work.
Speaker 9She's expecting.
Speaker 11I'm so happy for you. I'm not. I'm not. This is your shout out. I laid not. I'm not. This is your shout out. I laid down. I laid down. I went back to the room and I was tired. I stayed up till like four o'clock in the morning. What the fuck? Give a shout out, you know. And when I hit the bed, all of a sudden I turned my phone on and there was your brothers. Uh, carmen asked me if I could give a shout out. I had to get dressed and come do it. I appreciate you people. You told me how you sit out on the porch and you listen to my music. I appreciate you and your brothers. Have a wonderful day. Much love from your friend Big Proper.
Speaker 5Peace out, peace out he was thinking about you.
Speaker 2He was thinking about you tell me that's not the best motherfucking thing you've seen this year seen this year that's fucking amazing.
Speaker 7I've been waiting all day for this Save, this year Save this year that's fucking amazing.
Speaker 5Oh fuck, I've been waiting all day for this. I didn't even know about this.
Speaker 3You need to read her the message that you sent to us. Oh my God.
Speaker 5Oh, wow.
Speaker 9I didn't know that it came through Shout out Big.
Speaker 5Proper, that's so funny. Good dude, big Proper. Good dude, I take it back.
Speaker 8Good dude, solid. Good dude, big problem. Good dude, I take it back. Good dude, solid guy. Four in the morning, hit me up. What are you doing?
Speaker 7Calling him. Let's start with the first one.
Speaker 8Oh no, oh my God, who fought it?
Speaker 1I think I'm trying to look at it here.
Speaker 5If I can bring it over to the TV. I hear you It'll be funnier. Bring it over, bring it over there we go.
Speaker 3Let's let everybody see it.
Speaker 1Don't start reading yet, I'll read it. So it says hey, big, proper, it's large Hargi. I'm learning to see if I can get my sister Taylor Tay-Tay a shout out. We love sitting back in our porch listening to your 17 new country records. She's a single mom and is expecting her seventh child. She just received a promotion to shift lead at Dollar General. It's really gonna help her and her kids out. Large love to you, with honor, large hargie what the fuck?
Speaker 5read his response. What the?
Speaker 1I'll give taylor taytay good shout out as soon as I get better. I have shingles that sucks that fucking sucks and I was like oh man, I now I feel bad like man. You're hurting with shingles we know what that's like and so I wrote back. You know something nice, just because I know that that fucking sucks. But, how awesome is he for doing that.
Speaker 5That's fucking hilarious. Oh my God, that's great. Shout out Big Proper. I made my whole year Big Proper. I made my whole year.
Speaker 3I'm so glad you got it. That's so funny.
Speaker 1I still got one more artist.
Speaker 5I think they call you either or. Either or Must love.
Speaker 9Every little picture of you is like a present for my snake bank. Oh Nice, every little move that you do is like a present for my snake bank, my snake bank. I put it in my snake bank, baby, my snake bank. I put it in my snake bank, baby, my snake bank.
Speaker 5This one hits. This one hits, that's it.
Speaker 3I want that to be our Halloween costume. Spank them.
Speaker 9Those are nice.
Speaker 1Man, that was a good segment.
Speaker 5I think I'm going to have to keep this. Those are good. That was awesome. That was good. I'm going to have to come up with the intro. Probably.
Speaker 1Hunter said that, like he was saying, I plead the fifth.
Speaker 3I think he was ready to say it and then he was like shit.
Speaker 1That's my mom and aunt. Son of a bitch.
Speaker 8I like to speak to my lawyer. It's comedy. It's comedy.
Speaker 1He was like fart ninjas, save me, save me.
Speaker 5Easy, easy, easy man.
Speaker 1Easy. We haven't even gotten to the toilet talks yet. Uh-oh, the what the toilet. It's disgusting. Poo-poo, pee-pee, ooh. I can't see anything. I can't see anything. What?
Speaker 9Excuse me. I just super daddied, my pants Super dadded, I super daddied my pants.
Speaker 5Oh God, You're going to make me plum.
Speaker 3Nice, this guy's good. He is good, don't care anymore. Oh, that's great. I want that to be my out of office Email.
Speaker 7Oh, what is it? It's science, science.
Speaker 22Do it, lady Do it lady.
Speaker 6Do it, do it, do it what's happening?
Speaker 5fireworks slow-mo slow-mo fart I could barely tell I was like I don't
Speaker 2think I could hear it it's like how it's supposed to look, but this how it's gonna stay. The difference in a good contractor and me is. I've got a crack in his concrete and I got crack in my. I ain't fucking proud of it, but I ain't starting to know them. My sheetrock guys are pretty good at sanding joints and I'm pretty good at smoking them it's concrete.
Speaker 8I'd do it right if I hadn't already fucked it up. So what?
Speaker 2you gonna do about it? It's concrete, she can do that.
Speaker 3Time what the hell Was that real or AI?
Speaker 4I'm so confused.
Speaker 8I farted on a guy's ball sack. What the hell Farted on a guy's ball sack. Can you turn it back down? Please Turn it back down. Oh God, flea breeding. I'm sorry, try it again. I said fle, god, flea breeding.
Speaker 3I said flea breeding. I'm sorry, try it again. I said flea breeding, flea breeding Farting on a guy's ball sack. I'm sorry, okay, I'm ready.
Speaker 20I'm free, bleeding in the grass right now, and it's occurred to me that a large collective of women are bleeding right now, and whatever this cycle is, whatever we're moving through our blood together feels like one of the most potent bleeds, and I sense more women are synced up now more than ever. So drop a rose if you're bleeding too, and a reminder that your blood is not an inconvenience bitch. Yes, it is one of the most magical, magical worlds. Whatever you experience before your bleed in luteal, when you feel like you're moving through different emotions, different challenges, gets to come out through your blood. You get to die every month and be reborn.
Speaker 20No, fuck you no it hurts, takes it if you give it to her and alchemizes it so you can give your blood back to the earth, the more alive that you become wow, so that's where that was going.
Speaker 5Bleed into the air. It's so loud, pre-bleed into the air. That's Ukraine, right there, bud.
Speaker 3That's Ukraine.
Speaker 19Hello friends, how y'all doing? I just wanted to pop on here quick. I farted.
Speaker 5We all do it I love how she just decided to post that video instead of just taking another video. What was that? What slip the panties, oh god, what is it? Undies, oh god. No way, nobody noticed, nobody noticed, no way, nobody noticed, nobody noticed, nobody noticed. Go backwards, do it again, do it again. Wow.
Speaker 13I haven't seen this much wood since I oh she's walking backwards Farty, farty.
Speaker 13Pull the panties off. I haven't seen this much wood since I accidentally walked into the men's room at Planet Fitness. To be fair, there wasn't a ton of wood, given all the steroids. Four bedrooms, two bathrooms, $625,000. Wow, look at this view. Yep, this is my job now. Okay, I don't think the people at Planet Fitness do steroids. I don't think the people at Planet Fitness even work out. If I ever end up back on house arrest, this is where I'm moving.
Speaker 13People keep saying I'm too unprofessional, so I've decided to act like a very professional realtor. My God, I'm so sorry I was late. I had to get headshots done, the kind where we all wear beige pants and a white tank top. I had to take my white BMW in for service. I know you were looking for a three bedroom, but I figure, if you bought an extra bedroom, I would like make more money. The best way to family and friends you gave up is getting your real estate license. Businesses keep messaging me saying they want to elevate my brand. I make jokes about my mom's pubes. I don't think we're going to be elevating anything. Oh, my God, millennials put string lights on everything. This kind of looks like my childhood home, except there aren't five kids fighting over a pack of ramen? Come on, neckbeards, get inside. This is some rich people. I'm not doing this.
Speaker 5This is some rich people shit.
Speaker 1That's funny. That's our new realtor right there.
Speaker 3Nice, I just took a fat shit on a small toilet and I wanted to remind you that you can do hard things.
Speaker 1Hell yeah. Nice, I think this is dad at the.
Speaker 5River Spirit Casino. When he goes to the casinos.
Speaker 8He's like oh, that is him probably.
Speaker 3Boy, calm down with your hips.
Speaker 8He's having a good time, he said the lady at the casino had a chihuahua look like a baby boy and he walked up and he was like I love your dog.
Speaker 18Can you imagine and I think it has to do with like soap being on your butthole or something, but somehow farted in the shower?
Speaker 8Farted.
Speaker 1Look at this lady, oh.
Speaker 4Dropping a load Damn.
Speaker 18Y'all ever farted in the shower? Farted Like and I think it has to do with like soap being on your butthole or something but somehow the fart and the soap don't mix well together and it'll smell ten times worse in the shower. Or is that just me?
Speaker 19But I've been lighting it worse in the shower, or is that just me? But I've been lighting it up in the shower, baby.
Speaker 18I've been like oh my god, oh my goodness goodness it's terrible. I'll tell y'all that, see if anybody else noticed that it might be the soap I'm thinking, and just the the. Is it methane, methane, the gaseous? Mixes with the soap and cause it to smell terrible, Horrible, yeah farting in the shower. I do not recommend. And calls it to smell terrible, horrible, yeah, foreign in the shower. I do not recommend. Thank you.
Speaker 3That's the most Kentucky thing I have ever seen.
Speaker 6I do not recommend that reminds me of our cousin Stephanie, my chili ring to smithereens.
Speaker 3Oh, yeah, I love these Chili ring.
Speaker 5Is that AI, yeah, ew.
Speaker 6Ew Dang Harold that backdoor.
Speaker 1Cash blew my chili ring to smithereens. Can't help it.
Speaker 2I got the thickness, baby, is that spunks on all your socks well ether, I enjoy do blasting of some gravy into my socks at night. It's not hurting anyone.
Speaker 1I'm about to knock the dust off off that thing.
Speaker 18I want all three inches.
Speaker 1Out her legs behind her head on the daily.
Speaker 18There's nothing like tongue-punching his fart box. What's the? Secret to 60 years of marriage, Morning sex, Metamucil and minding my damn business. And butt stuff, don't forget the butt stuff, butt stuff.
Speaker 2Well, Ether, I enjoy doing blasting of some gravy into my socks at night. It's not hurting anyone.
Speaker 6Butt stuff. Dang Harold that backdoor shesh blew my chili ring to smithereens.
Speaker 1I can't help it. I got the thickness baby. What's the secret to 60 years of marriage? What the hell.
Speaker 18Morning sex Metamucil and minding my damn business Morning. Sex Metamucil and minding my damn business Morning sex.
Speaker 3Metamucil and minding my own damn business. God damn, wow. Have you ever wondered what a?
Speaker 1black hole sounds like. Well, NASA has you covered.
Speaker 5I farted on a guy's balls.
Speaker 1The same one. Okay, ladies, ash, grass or gas, nobody rides for free.
Speaker 18How about a good gummer you can bust in my throat? Oh God, Throat coat.
Speaker 8Throat coat.
Speaker 18They still call you that around here. He said just the tip.
Speaker 6Next, thing, you know I'm looking old like one of them. Muppets on TV Any bedroom. Advice Two in the pink and one
Speaker 20in the stink. I'm a secret to a long marriage.
Speaker 18What the fuck Less nagging and more gagging.
Speaker 5Nice.
Speaker 8Oh my, you might die. How do you feel about that?
Speaker 7I'm prepared.
Speaker 1What the fuck? Either you sucked on my tip so much you got my mushroom all purple you know you like that gum or soul sucker ma'am, what's your advice for keeping your man?
Speaker 18I opened my back door, howard came in and he never left.
Speaker 8Oh my lanta, howard, those are crazy.
Speaker 4Yo, what's up everybody. This is Joel Soss. Joel Just wanted to make a video, talk a little more about myself and questions I get asked. The most is how I got into working out no one asks you oh God, karate A fist?
Speaker 3No, you don't, no one does.
Speaker 4No one asks you. Oh God, no, my fists.
Speaker 5My fists.
Speaker 3My fists your shoulders are hairy.
Speaker 4You do crazy, basically. When I was six years old, my dad had me do a style of karate called Tang Soo Do. Uh-oh, had me do a style of karate called Tang Soo Do. It's spelled Tang Soo Do, t-a-n-g-s-o-o-d-o. Thank you, I had been told it's similar in some ways to Taekwondo. Taekwondo Is he pooping? Why does he breathe so hard?
Speaker 8Oh, is it because he's trying in any of those classes.
Speaker 4You know you're not just doing sparring or kicks. You know punches. You know we would also do I don't know what age.
Speaker 3I'm sorry. Does he have a teddy bear on his chest? I started it when I was six years old?
Speaker 6Is that a teddy bear?
Speaker 4I don't know what it is randy and randy knuckle push-ups. You know, I believe the first, you know, first time was, you know, even push-ups.
Speaker 3You know I'm doing then I was doing I don't want to let you do that knuckle push-ups I'm so glad that whoa, yeah, is that? A dick Dick when.
Speaker 1Were we actively watching that last guy's arteries clog up?
Speaker 8Something was happening.
Speaker 3I think he was actively pooping.
Speaker 5Stroking out.
Speaker 3Or trying not to poop. There was something with his butt, something bad was happening.
Speaker 1I ain't no hollaback girl, I ain't no hollaback girl.
Speaker 3He does karate, though it's good.
Speaker 5Oh, I've seen this. I got a special one.
Speaker 7Oh shit, Blowin' on it.
Speaker 3Fighting with his last brains.
Speaker 19Hell yeah.
Speaker 6My food stamps went from $4,400.
Speaker 5$4,400 in food stamps every month to $38.
Dance Moves and Final Laughs
Speaker 6What am I supposed to get with $38? With six kids, how the hell am I supposed to support my kids? On $38 in food stamps, not to mention our disability checks on hold. Our section eight my rent isn't getting paid tomorrow, so I have to come up eleven hundred dollars. Okay, I am allergic to work. I can't work, I refuse to work I, I refuse Bitch. The whole reason I had kids was the amount of government benefits that you get for one child.
Speaker 3I've never wanted to punch a stranger so bad in my life, and now the dependent age being seven and younger.
Speaker 6none of my kids are dependents now. None of them, Because they're all older than seven. So how am I supposed to live? How do I feed my kids on 38? This is not okay, not okay I'm allergic to work I'm allergic to work I don't want to comment
Speaker 10I got a motherfucking shitload of shit to do. You don't even know the motherfucking stress and wonder that's because I don't make a fuss.
Speaker 16I just make it look easy, bitch, and you might fucking wonder what's your secret.
Speaker 10How you fucking do it all. I don't take shit and I lay down the fucking law. What's your secret? How you fucking get it done.
Speaker 3I just don't quit and basically Fuck everyone. Is this ICP? What's happening?
Speaker 5I have no idea. I feel like this should have been on the musical segment. Yes, I made an error. You fucked up.
Speaker 1I made an error.
Speaker 3You fucked up.
Speaker 1I made an error, damn. I apologize.
Speaker 20That was scary. Hey y'all, I'm Trish and today we're here at Pleasant. Martin Shelby, north Carolina, asking whatcha buyin'.
Speaker 21I'm buyin' scented soap so I can get your mother's stink off my kielbasa sausage.
Speaker 5What the fuck? These are crazy dude. What is nice to the younger generation? Or anything.
Speaker 2I would say stop being a bunch of pussies.
Speaker 5Simple.
Speaker 8That's fair. Oh, is it the?
Speaker 5same guy. Oh, here he is. This is the Tendo, tendo Sudo.
Speaker 3Singandongo, those leggings. Are those women's joggers? Are those Hilara joggers? He's got the craziest build.
Speaker 5That build is wild.
Speaker 3Oh damn.
Speaker 5Double sidekick. Hey, that vertical's like mine, he's 100% in an apartment and he is not on the first floor.
Speaker 8He is pissing somebody off right now People behind him or under him, or so bad and after this, my balls hurt so much what I love most about my home is who I share it with farmer's market fruits, vegetables and baked goods.
Speaker 6Home, sweet home, could just take a nap right now hey guys, just remember be thankful scrabble dab, get between the fingertips and the toes that's so silly Pish it hard everybody.
Speaker 9Swim it down, Pish it too Get this temperature stuff on all we can, trying to bring our temperature down. Why was that?
Speaker 21I'll just call and tell you goodnight, bro, hello.
Speaker 4What Hello yeah.
Speaker 21Hello.
Speaker 2Yeah, what do you mean? I'm about to lay down, bro. I'm about to get in the bed.
Speaker 21I just want to call you and tell you good night. Sweet dreams, yeah, but nigga, why the hell are you calling me? I hope you sleep tight, bro. Nigga, what? All right, bro, I'm going to talk to you tomorrow, man, sweet dreams.
Speaker 1Where do you have grown? I'm a grown, I'm a grown, are you?
Speaker 21good. He's so concerned. I can't wish that you sleep good tonight, bro. Nigga. What in the hell? Alright, bro, I'm going to sleep tight. So I'm gonna sleep tight, so I'm gonna holler at you, alright where's the red button?
Speaker 3what would happen if you called Emerson just to tell him goodnight?
Speaker 8goodnight legitimately.
Speaker 5we're so weird. He'd probably be like night baby and he'd be like that would be it. He probably wouldn't even think twice. He'd be like this dude's fucking weird what's good bro, what you got going on.
Speaker 21I was just on the phone with my boy. Anything I can do? Yeah, bro. I just wanted to call and tell you goodnight. What the fuck you talking about? What the fuck you talking about. I'm about to lay it down, bro. I just want to call and tell you goodnight, bro. I hope you sleep tight tonight.
Speaker 18Yeah, I'm not eating too much. What the fuck is going on? What are you doing? What are you doing? It's been so many nights since I've seen you.
Speaker 21You haven't called me to say goodnight, but tonight is the fucking night you want to call me and say goodnight. What's happening, are you alright? Yeah, bro, I just hope you have sweet dreams tonight. I'm going to have sweet dreams, so I hope you do too. You want a hug, nigga? I just want you to sleep, good, bro. That's it, alright. I'm about to hop in the bed, bro. I'll holler at you later.
Speaker 7What the fuck. What the fuck that's fantastic, that's so funny, oh God.
Speaker 3Y'all should call Dan and Eric, that's just hilarious my friends Peter, willie Johnson and Roger, oh God.
Speaker 9It's my pee-pee Roger, roger Roger.
Speaker 7Roger, what the fuck, let's start. Johnson and Roger.
Speaker 19It's my pee-pee oh my God, let's start.
Speaker 8johnson and roger let's start with the first one oh look, he gave whoever I'm singing to that, oh boy it's morphing time, let's go.
Speaker 3Yeah, oh, no, uh-oh, squirrel, squirrel lady bug singing to that oh boy, it's morphin' time, let's go.
Speaker 8Oh, no, uh, oh, squirrel, squirrel. Ladybug, bunnyrabbit Goldfish.
Speaker 16Black guy, black guy.
Speaker 6Black guy Ladybug.
Speaker 5That's fucking crazy.
Speaker 18Oh, just a little one, nothing too crazy look at him just sitting there out of care in the world. Look at him just sitting there out of care in the world. Ah, smelling his own farts.
Speaker 7Ew, that's scary, that's scary.
Speaker 8Oh, my God.
Speaker 5Smelling his own farts Ugh.
Speaker 14Oh God, oh my God, I never open myself this way, oh God, oh my God.
Speaker 5Stay hard.
Speaker 22I don't mean to brag, but according to my Fitbit, I masturbated for 4.3 miles. This week.
Speaker 7Oh shit, Gross that was funny, oh my God that was good what hello
Speaker 19everyone, I'm going to jump rope backwards and I'm going to accomplish it. If you like what you see, please share and like and repost, and don't mind my cladding guys, because these shorts are comfortable a girl could dress the way she wants to girl.
Speaker 3you're right, you dress the way you want.
Speaker 19So here I go.
Speaker 13I don't want her to jump. Oh, no, oh.
Speaker 8God, oh God.
Speaker 19What is that? There you go. There is five.
Speaker 8That's a five I'm bringing it closer.
Speaker 19I achieved it. I accomplished it and that is why it what?
Speaker 3Aliens Are the aliens coming?
Speaker 5I'm too high for this.
Speaker 1Whoa, what just happened. What just happened, that was weird. Did you do that? No, I did not he wasn't touching anything.
Speaker 13I looked at him.
Speaker 8I hope they do butt stuff. Who's farting? Not me.
Speaker 19Don't mind my clapping guys, because these clothes are comfortable.
Speaker 5A big girl could dress the way she wants to. We're going to see if it happens again. Beautiful and comfortable.
Speaker 3I want to count them, so here I go.
Speaker 5Ready.
Speaker 8One, two three four, five, there you go.
Speaker 19There's five I did it, I did it. I achieved it. I accomplished it and I just want to give you all a little bit of advice. You can do it If you put your mind to it, and then we'll do a couple more to show you that I can achieve it and do it.
Speaker 4Okay.
Speaker 19Now we'll make a seven.
Speaker 15Well, I messed up on that one Let me try again.
Speaker 3I like her perseverance.
Speaker 19She believes in herself. Hmm, hmm, that's one. The first one was one.
Speaker 1Good job, that's not. The first one was one. Okay, yeah, good job.
Speaker 19That's why that worked, that's not going to happen, and that's good. I gave it a try. Please share and like and repost. Thank you, I can sleep.
Speaker 16It's time to choose side what it's time. Choose side what it's time. Are you so aggressive?
Speaker 10come either with us the wayne gang wait or be the opposing forces in this time.
Speaker 16Calm down, jeb adai. What, what's time we are marching when the Wayne gang must continue to chase, trap and corner the devil? What?
Speaker 2Whose side are you on?
Speaker 5I don't know, His partner looks very confused. Who do?
Speaker 16you want to be a part of. If you want to be a part of the Wayne gang, give us a thumbs up and give us a like I'm not ready to commit.
Speaker 5We need you behind us. We are going for it. I love the Cummins diesel in the background.
Speaker 1I'm just fucking purring. What drugs do you have him on?
Speaker 16It's coming quick.
Speaker 3He's on a beta blocker, yeah, man.
Speaker 16What drugs do you have him on? He's on a beta blocker. Yeah man, what war. He's married Whoa. Oh. He's married Devil. Whoa you ready.
Speaker 1Oh hey, do you only need two people to call yourself a gang? I guess I think so. Okay, that was worse. Young filmmaker.
Speaker 20Oh, my God oh my God Beautiful.
Speaker 9This is poignant, this song.
Speaker 3yes this is what Taylor sees at work everyday yeah.
Speaker 9I do yes, taylor sees him work every day. I do yes.
Speaker 2Sick who lives here? Elmer Fudd, piece of shit, dang dude. I bet you're a great dancer. What do you call that move? The ringworm? It's purple gro. I got a joke for you guys. So a Democrat and a Republican walk into a bar and then they turn into a piece of shit, shit.
Speaker 6You in an emo band. I like her, but she doesn't like me. Take me to the river, drop me in the water, cause I'm a piece of shit.
Speaker 2You'd do anything to collect the mail, wouldn't you Even go out on a limb?
Speaker 10for it Piece of shit.
Speaker 4I love that dude Go out on a limb for it, piece of shit.
Speaker 9I love that dude go out on a limb oh no, he's fucking not oh yeah, beloved dancer that man was so pissed, oh yeah.
Speaker 3Beloved dancer that man was so pissed.
Speaker 5he's there oh.
Speaker 3That's your next dance move.
Speaker 9I love that.
Speaker 3I want you to walk into your bedroom right now and do that to Jordan, please do. Gosh, that was crazy. What, what, the hell oh.
Speaker 8Yeah.
Speaker 17He gets his right nostril, puts it over the straw and just whiffs that entire fucking line in one whiff and I was so impressed by that I was just willing to offer him any hole I had.
Speaker 5Oh, lordy dude.
Speaker 8That was quite the ride, that was the ride.
Speaker 11I know I'm very confused, Ah.
Speaker 4Beautiful.
Speaker 3Julia. Oh my god, she's gonna be a beaver.
Speaker 22Huh, there's a beaver over there. She's gonna be a beaver, so you wanna be a? Huh, there's a beeper over there. Did you get a beep? So you want to be a bad boy? Yes, Well there are four ways to tell if you're a real bad boy. Oh, I know these.
Speaker 5Number one Wear black, you know the commandments.
Speaker 8Oh yeah, I always wear black, my favorite color.
Speaker 22There's a black hole in our heart, ooh. Number two is if you're a boner, we don't fit in anywhere, but it's okay because we don't even want to fit in. Normal people will stand like this and bad boys will stand like this which is why rule three is bad boys are always doing a cool pose, and that is the rule three is bad boys are always doing a cool pose, and that makes us with rule four A bad boy always saves his crush.
Speaker 1I've seen that pose somewhere before.
Speaker 3Spiderman Anime.
Speaker 1No, it's someone I know.
Speaker 22And remember, only 1% of boys are bad boys. We're pretty rare.
Speaker 3That boy watches way too much fucking anime.
Speaker 7That was uncomfortable.
Speaker 3Why.
Speaker 5Why the snarl, the snarl.
Speaker 2You're this close to getting a fucking spanking.
Speaker 8I'm going to grab you, pull you over, pull your goddamn pants down, bend you over my knee and give you a goddamn spanking, because don't you see there's a new type of daddy in town.
Speaker 9Ew A disciplined daddy. Disciplined.
Speaker 6I'm going to slap the shit out of you. Oh my god, what the fuck Yo oh no, ah, oh, my god.
Speaker 5What the fuck Yo oh no, ah, you want a flower. What the fuck, these are coming too fast.
Speaker 6They're coming too fast.
Speaker 3He's so intense.
Speaker 7I can't break hide punch, it's a Miyake Put the flower on top.
Speaker 5He's getting me into it a little bit.
Speaker 8I like it Ooh.
Speaker 5Those are good moves, those are cool moves. Rowing a boat, dude, whoa Whoa rowing a boat dude whoa, whoa.
Speaker 3They don't ride like that anymore. Louse has gotten weird guys. Yeah, they just don't ride like that anymore.
Speaker 1He's gotten pretty hip, I think he's got some noodle knees man noodle knees Is that a?
Speaker 6dude or a chick.
Speaker 1This is the oldest young man I've ever seen. This dude's like 27.
Speaker 8He is, he's all messed up.
Speaker 6What's up? What's up baby?
Speaker 5Yeah, you know it, he's just vibing.
Speaker 3He feels so good about himself.
Speaker 5Okay, oh, don't you point a finger gun at me, dude, and then bust off that move right after.
Speaker 1That's crazy, does this guy?
Speaker 5think he is A couple jabs, oh, uppercut, uppercut.
Speaker 1Is that a microfiber rag. He needs to fight that fat guy.
Speaker 6He got me, he got me. Oh shit, that's a ring.
Speaker 14I was just trying to get you back because you took my breath away, so I guess we're even. So I don't know what we do from here. I suppose you probably need to cuff me, throw me in the back of your car, take me down the chain.
Speaker 6Take me down the chain.
Speaker 14Or perhaps we could settle this little dispute over at the local Chili's Ooh triple dipper. Oh is so I guess this is me just throwing myself at the mercy of the courts so, let me know blessings, blessings.
Speaker 3Let me know blessings, blessings, oh god live on tour yeah, he's funny as shit, oh no while on shift hey, boy does work while he does work okay, alright, respect big bro, hey boy does work while he does work, he does Okay, all right, respect, big bro. Shortcut.
Speaker 5Oh, is he about to drum.
Speaker 9Oh no, I hope he does yes.
Speaker 8Oh shit, oh shit, I don't like it.
Speaker 3No.
Speaker 9Somehow I'm put off that I can't see his belly button.
Speaker 7Where is he, whoa.
Speaker 1Motion in the ocean Damn.
Speaker 3So is that?
Speaker 5his back.
Speaker 3He just comes out from behind the bush.
Speaker 5He comes out from behind stuff he be outside man.
Speaker 3Yeah, you ain't an 80s baby. Now it's a green microfiber towel. Ooh, oh, whoa.
Speaker 5Hit us with the knee, oh, two knees, oh. Why are half of his dance moves fight moves?
Speaker 3Mm-hmm, when you're tough like that, yeah you gotta be you only know how to fight this is built in.
Speaker 1It's dance, fighting Capoeira.
Speaker 3Yeah.
Speaker 5It's intimidating. He's a master.
Speaker 8I was feeling it oh boy, oh jeez, oh Batman.
Speaker 9Nice Okay.
Speaker 3Okay, now that's better. All right, it's not better. It was better before. It's not better.
Speaker 5It's still not good. It's pretty bad, it's scary, oh my god, alright, it's kind of good.
Speaker 3Oh, the purple ones. Okay, oh, what?
Speaker 8the hell no Get it man?
Speaker 3Is that Adam West Batman?
Speaker 11Now, honey, you can't blame her for what her mama gave her.
Speaker 1It ain't right to hate her for working that money, man. Oh my god.
Speaker 5You're killing me. Oh my god, that's wild that is scary dude, that's I guess.
Speaker 3Oh my god, that's wild that guy does that in all of his videos. It's really funny. Oh, I'm scared. You can't blame her for what her mama gave her.
Speaker 5It ain't right to hate her for working that money man. That's weird, oh God.
Speaker 12I'll never back down. You want to laugh now. Bitches want to talk to me because I can rap now. I'll never back down. You want to laugh now. Bitches want to talk to me because I can rap now. I'll never back down. You want to laugh now. Bitches want to talk to me because I can rap now they just finished smoking a bowl of crack or something.
Speaker 5That guy was a choir kid what's his old ass doing in that? I'm graduating, I'm graduating.
Speaker 14Yeah, I've had my bachelor's degree for too long.
Speaker 7I finally got my master's. Oh, mastering the laws of attraction, oh man.
Speaker 14Even got this cap to prove it. And to top it all off, I graduated summa cum what's your body?
Speaker 9Oh.
Speaker 5I'm freaked out by this dude, swiper the swiper. Maybe I can put this degree to work oh, he's really going for the zoom out on that one Dude. I like this guy. This guy is smooth as hell.
Speaker 8Oh, we put our own. There's no music.
Speaker 10There's no music, why does he?
Speaker 3have a camel toe.
Speaker 5I love that he puts a flower in his groin area. Groin His groin area, cubic region. He just oddly he's hitting it, ticking all boxes. That's an entertainer right there.
Speaker 3Are those some old Jordache jeans?
Speaker 1I think so that was great timing. I did not.
Speaker 5Oh, this guy freaks me the fuck out oh no, he doesn't have a neck.
Speaker 3That's what Shane's selfie looked like the day of our first date.
Speaker 1I probably like this too, hey.
Speaker 9Hey, hey baby.
Speaker 3I hope someone is watching you do that at the gas station?
Speaker 8what the fuck?
Speaker 5to no music. No anything, no nothing.
Speaker 3I just learned how to make a video.
Speaker 1I'm gonna post this on the fucking internet did he have a booger?
Speaker 9he's so freaky freaky boy freaky boy.
Speaker 3Wait, we didn't get Winky.
Speaker 8No, winky man. I pick Noodle Knees man.
Speaker 3Noodle.
Speaker 8Knees. He can get it, he's your go-to Noodle Knees.
Speaker 5He's too smooth.
Speaker 3So we got Noodle Knees and Winky man and Steven.
Speaker 4I love Steven, steven, steven.
Speaker 7Shock, I haven't thought of how to close the show.
Speaker 6Goodbye, well.
Speaker 9See ya.
Speaker 5I know how to say goodbye. Ciao, baby. It's so hard see.
Speaker 7Ya, I know how to say goodbye ciao baby it's so hard to say goodbye oh, you can sing to yesterday wanna know how to take a shit in a coffee cup.
Speaker 16It's so loud.
Speaker 6I should never trust the floor. Oh man, there we go.
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