Put 'em In Your Mouth with Bryan Whorton

We turn a “TikTok Talent Show” into a full-contact comedy sprint, then slow down for real talk on auditions, near-misses, and the weird beauty of making things on deadline. A messy, joyful ride with horror hot takes, lab-life asides, and a thankful wrap.

• bone‑conduction lollipops meet TikTok watch party
• shoutouts for birthdays, Thanksgiving, and new bits
• guest acting grind, on‑avails, one‑line auditions
• overnight shoot to LA, AR glasses, trade‑show work
• eight‑page directions for a single “hello”
• writing momentum, faith‑based short script
• lab protocols, mice studies, internet misunderstanding
• horror ethics, Welcome to Derry defense, true crime lines
• comfort watches: Castle, Bob’s Burgers, Frankenstein on Netflix
• massage techniques, gua sha, deep tissue vs tickle therapy
• Walmart anthropology, footwear takes, parenting cues
• TikTok parade: cringe anthems, grandma ballads, cruise chaos
• gratitude, finale tease, and a song send‑off

We’ll see you on the season five finale in December: “We got, it’ll be breaking news. We’re going to let everyone know, we’re gonna reveal all the secrets.”

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Transcript

Back In Studio, Energy Check

SPEAKER_30 2:27

Your hair is it looks like it smells like McDonald's phrase.

SPEAKER_37 2:36

Let me introduce Carl's Jr.

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friends.

unknown 2:41

I know that you're gonna have a good laugh.

SPEAKER_30 2:43

Bringing you the comedy that you really need to keep it entertaining.

unknown 2:47

You better believe, so let's get it back.

SPEAKER_35 2:49

That's right. He's got a TV.

New Bit: TikTok Talent Show

SPEAKER_30 2:57

Shane Hogg is that's what we want. He really likes the victim.

SPEAKER_35 3:01

Yeah.

SPEAKER_37 3:04

Like the DoorDash driver that Oh baby, we are back in studio Tutin Scoop. Yep.

SPEAKER_31 3:12

Hello.

SPEAKER_37 3:13

And you might notice something a little different. A change.

SPEAKER_31 3:18

You've changed, man.

SPEAKER_35 3:20

Yes, he's gone through the change.

SPEAKER_37 3:21

The uh the per cassettes have um accelerated my hair growth.

SPEAKER_31 3:30

You kind of look like Jack Black.

SPEAKER_37 3:32

Jack Black?

SPEAKER_31 3:33

Kinda.

SPEAKER_37 3:34

Ooh. And and what you need to dye your beard. Like some two panda, Jack you had. How much have you had to drink?

SPEAKER_31 3:40

Me? I've only had Coke Zero.

SPEAKER_35 3:43

Yeah. Yeah. Do you have the whole 12 back?

SPEAKER_31 3:46

No. I'm not out of control. I limit myself. Do a couple of days.

SPEAKER_37 3:53

That's not what Okay. Yeah. A couple cases. We're gonna get into that. First. Welcome back, Brian Morton.

SPEAKER_03 4:02

Brian Bride Brian L U W podcast.

SPEAKER_17 4:06

Brian Brian. Friday, Friday, Friday.

SPEAKER_37 4:09

Yep, he's back joining us. We are excited to have him back in studio Tootin' Scoobs.

SPEAKER_29 4:14

I'm surprised anyone came back.

SPEAKER_37 4:16

Kidding me? I don't love it.

SPEAKER_29 4:17

Oh, I was like, what was that?

SPEAKER_37 4:18

Yeah. Um also we have a new segment on the show. Okay. It's called TikTok Talent Show.

SPEAKER_03 4:26

Okay.

SPEAKER_37 4:27

And as we watch the TikTok talent show, I have a little surprise for us all. We each get one of these suckers.

unknown 4:36

Okay.

SPEAKER_37 4:36

And they're bone conduction.

SPEAKER_30 4:39

Conquering?

SPEAKER_37 4:40

I said suckers. Um bone conductor. Bone bone or so when you put these in your mouth, you're gonna hear music.

SPEAKER_30 4:50

What if you put them elsewhere?

SPEAKER_37 4:54

Are there are there bones there?

SPEAKER_30 4:58

Your butt? Your pelvis.

SPEAKER_37 5:02

I didn't think of it.

SPEAKER_31 5:03

Your bone or bone?

SPEAKER_37 5:06

Your vernacular? I thought I was being awesome with getting suckers, and now we're gonna stick them in our butts.

SPEAKER_39 5:13

You're going, we just want stuff to go in our mouth all the time.

SPEAKER_31 5:18

So what do we do? Yay for the sucker! What do we do with these things again?

Thanksgiving Birthdays And Character Riffs

SPEAKER_30 5:22

We put them in our mouth and then like stick them in your butt and you put them in your mouth and suck them. Oh, if you put them in your butt, does the music come out of your mouth? No.

SPEAKER_37 5:32

Comes out of your wiener.

SPEAKER_30 5:34

I don't have a wiener.

SPEAKER_37 5:35

That's only a comes out of your wiener. It's gonna come out of your wiener.

SPEAKER_31 5:39

If you're a butt fate.

SPEAKER_37 5:42

But this is also a Thanksgiving and birthday podcast.

SPEAKER_28 5:49

It's not your birthday yet. It's one week from his birthday. It's my birthday month.

SPEAKER_35 5:54

It's my dad's birthday today.

SPEAKER_31 5:55

It is. Happy birthday, Fasha.

SPEAKER_35 5:58

Yeah. Happy birthday to you.

SPEAKER_31 6:00

Is his name Ryan?

SPEAKER_35 6:01

It is not. Oh.

SPEAKER_37 6:02

It's Jim.

SPEAKER_31 6:02

Jim. James? Happy birthday, James. Jimmy.

SPEAKER_37 6:06

Jimmy James.

SPEAKER_31 6:06

Jimmy James. I'll give a shout-out.

SPEAKER_37 6:11

I don't have a name for this character yet.

SPEAKER_35 6:14

We'll come up with something by the end of the day.

SPEAKER_31 6:16

But I feel like Leek or something. Yeah.

SPEAKER_35 6:19

Like uh missing one. So a sword and elf ears and putting in Zelda.

SPEAKER_30 6:26

Are you trying to look like one of my book boyfriends?

SPEAKER_37 6:29

Yes. A book boyfriend?

SPEAKER_30 6:31

Oh, your elf, my smuddy fuck. Smuddy fucking smuddy fucking elf.

SPEAKER_35 6:36

Demon porn.

SPEAKER_30 6:37

My demon fuck. Famin Huntman.

SPEAKER_35 6:39

He kicked open the door with a frossity.

SPEAKER_30 6:43

What are you the narrator on my current book?

SPEAKER_37 6:48

I admit nothing.

SPEAKER_30 6:49

That was good. It's good, man.

SPEAKER_37 6:51

We gotta find work where we can find it.

SPEAKER_31 6:53

Hey, tiny stovers.

SPEAKER_37 6:55

Yeah, you have to.

SPEAKER_31 6:56

Well, you can't do uh accents.

SPEAKER_37 6:59

I know. I can't. Well, this has to have an accent.

SPEAKER_31 7:03

I wish. You can't have your regular voice.

SPEAKER_37 7:04

I I uh was hoping I could do like a Scottish So I could be from the Scottish Highlands. But I I can't do an accent.

SPEAKER_30 7:12

You look like a like a weird cousin of like Roman Reigns or something.

unknown 7:20

Roman Reigns.

SPEAKER_35 7:21

Roman Reigns WWE superstar. You're Billy Ray Cyrus' twin.

SPEAKER_30 7:27

No one knows about Billy Ray Cyrus's babe. Maybe Billy Ray from Big Trouble Little China.

SPEAKER_37 7:32

That's no, you're not gonna disrespect my favorite movie. Kurt Roth's Billy Ray. Uh and to let you know, I'm first cousins with Chris Gaines. Okay.

SPEAKER_30 7:45

That makes sense.

SPEAKER_37 7:47

Did you turn off the AC?

SPEAKER_30 7:49

I did. It was loud. Oh my god, we're gonna be sweating. Jesus Christ. You menopausal man.

SPEAKER_31 7:55

Coming in here just He's on perk set, man. It cakes him hot. He runs hot.

SPEAKER_37 8:00

I'm running hot. He's all that hair on the head. That hair down. I was about to say. You're not used to a lot of see what it's like to be a woman. Sacrifice for the bit, man.

SPEAKER_31 8:10

Do you see what it's like? Now you gotta put a tamp on it and see what that's like. Yeah. See what happens. I'm sure you probably do, you fucking weirdo.

SPEAKER_37 8:18

Actually, I got a pad. Heavy flow pad.

SPEAKER_31 8:21

Oh, he's pad.

SPEAKER_37 8:22

Soaks up sweat. So I can just pee right here.

SPEAKER_30 8:25

Oh yeah, it sucks up your chode sweat. Yeah.

SPEAKER_37 8:28

That's got a smell.

SPEAKER_30 8:29

Ew, uh. That has a texture.

SPEAKER_35 8:32

I mean, you went there and now you're yeah, you said oop. Like you guys took it. You opened that.

SPEAKER_30 8:39

What room are you in?

SPEAKER_35 8:40

This is normal. Bullshit.

SPEAKER_30 8:42

Okay.

SPEAKER_35 8:43

PG 13.

SPEAKER_30 8:45

Your kids aren't even PG.

SPEAKER_35 8:46

PG 13. 80s and 90s PG 13. Now PG 13. Because those are very different.

SPEAKER_30 8:51

Oh, the 90s for sure. That wasn't too back when cartoons could have death. Death.

SPEAKER_35 8:58

Death.

SPEAKER_37 8:58

Death among us. Without saying unalived.

SPEAKER_30 9:01

Unalived.

SPEAKER_37 9:02

Let's see. What what's gone on since Brian's been on last?

SPEAKER_31 9:06

That was like a year ago, wasn't it? I was about to say.

SPEAKER_29 9:08

Yeah. Brian's done a lot. Oh.

PG-13 Lines And 90s TV Nostalgia

SPEAKER_37 9:10

Let's see. You have a movie year in this out, Sarah's oil. Yep.

SPEAKER_30 9:15

Sarah.

SPEAKER_35 9:16

That's one.

SPEAKER_30 9:16

Tell us about it. Tell us.

SPEAKER_35 9:18

So um it's a based on a true story in Oklahoma where um back in the early 1900s when the Creek Friedman uh got to a certain age, they were given 160 acres of land. This little girl just knew that there was oil there, and it's the oil execs trying to take her land and kill her and her family, and then you know, she stands up to all of them. And that's awesome.

SPEAKER_30 9:48

No, he's he's droopy.

SPEAKER_37 9:49

Loosen it right there.

SPEAKER_30 9:50

She's droopy. Yeah, there we go.

SPEAKER_37 9:52

And then because you want to talk into the front of it, I think.

SPEAKER_30 9:56

I know you're new to entertainment, so I know.

SPEAKER_37 9:58

Yeah, right. Yeah. Now we can get her.

SPEAKER_31 10:02

All the breathing and the voices.

SPEAKER_37 10:06

Yeah, Sarah's oil. You also wrote a script, though. Absolutely okay.

SPEAKER_35 10:09

Did that won some awards, right? Yeah, it's um I need to do need to make myself sit down and do the rewriting process. That is um because I'm also getting my master's at this time, so it's get out.

SPEAKER_30 10:24

Why are you so motivated? What do you get in your master's in?

SPEAKER_35 10:26

Uh business management and leadership. So this uh last class, the professor seems to think that nothing else is going on in the world except for this finance class. And one assignment took seven hours. Seven hours. A finance class? Finance class. Yeah, it's one problem took two and a half hours.

SPEAKER_30 10:47

They have whole ass programs asking, do the math for it.

SPEAKER_35 10:51

Yeah, one of the Excel uh formula pages where everything was, it was over 130 lines.

SPEAKER_30 10:58

Of Excel.

SPEAKER_35 10:58

Of Excel. Yeah.

SPEAKER_30 10:59

No, stubborn.

SPEAKER_35 11:02

I was like, man, if I wasn't so close, I'd say fuck this shit. Wow. But I'll I'll graduate in May. Woo!

SPEAKER_31 11:11

That's awesome. You get a walk to stage?

SPEAKER_35 11:13

Yep.

SPEAKER_31 11:14

Where?

SPEAKER_35 11:15

Uh I don't know where they're doing it. It's uh Oklahoma City University. Cool. So it's where I uh where I spent my freshman year of college. Back in 98, 99. Long time ago. Yeah.

SPEAKER_30 11:29

Wow.

SPEAKER_31 11:30

Yeah, well, I feel like a loser after all.

SPEAKER_30 11:32

I'm sorry. Oh, come on. Why do you feel like a loser, Miss?

SPEAKER_10 11:36

Because he is successful.

SPEAKER_30 11:38

I'm sorry, you have like a whole monkey protocol? It's a mouse. A mouse protocol? Tell us about your m mouses. It's not that exciting. Shut the full fuck up. Yes, it is. Shh mouse shh. So she does cool animal shit.

SPEAKER_37 11:55

Uh don't tell where we need context.

SPEAKER_30 11:59

Not a whole shit.

SPEAKER_37 12:00

Stop.

SPEAKER_30 12:01

Uh thercus. A thircus? Oh my gosh. Wrote on a ringmaster protocol, right? Would that be the right word for a study? A study that now is used, like can be used all over the place, and it has her name all over it.

SPEAKER_37 12:16

Hey, way to go.

SPEAKER_30 12:17

Yeah. Yep. I didn't get a raise, but what?

SPEAKER_37 12:20

And it's and it's how to get a mouse to grow two wieners. Two wieners. Yeah.

SPEAKER_35 12:26

Okay. Well, sometimes. Yeah. I mean. Yep. And the population is going down.

SPEAKER_37 12:32

She's like a scientist or something.

SPEAKER_31 12:33

I they'll let you do anything. They'll let you do anything. That I don't know. The right protocol, use the right words.

SPEAKER_37 12:39

And you wear that white lab coat.

SPEAKER_31 12:41

That lab coat?

SPEAKER_37 12:42

You are legit.

SPEAKER_35 12:43

You got it. Two wieners. Two wieners. At the same time.

unknown 12:48

Wow.

SPEAKER_30 12:49

Would two wieners come out of the same place? Would it be like a branch from the original wiener?

SPEAKER_31 12:54

Oh, like a double wiener? Yeah. No, nothing. We did sew two mice together. A young mouse and an old mouse. So what was the young mouse will heal the younger mouse? The younger mouse will heal the older mouse.

SPEAKER_30 13:08

So like a mouse centipede?

SPEAKER_31 13:10

Kind of.

SPEAKER_37 13:11

Oh, it wasn't. Did it work? Ooh, that's to mouth like that.

SPEAKER_29 13:16

No, like side by side. Oh. And when one goes say that. Is it like liver to liver?

SPEAKER_35 13:21

So there's people that are growing that way. Spend their entire lives trying to get away from each other, and they're like, you know what we should do? Put them back together. That guy needs training wheels to put two people on top of the channel.

SPEAKER_31 13:39

I'm like, what if they don't like each other?

SPEAKER_35 13:42

That sucks.

SPEAKER_31 13:43

You're like, damn it. I can never get away from you.

SPEAKER_37 13:46

What if you were connected by the ass?

SPEAKER_31 13:48

Yeah, they just poop on each other a little bit.

SPEAKER_37 13:51

Oh man.

SPEAKER_31 13:52

Just goes in and out.

SPEAKER_30 13:54

It's a shit oscillator?

SPEAKER_35 13:57

Yeah, you're just passing it back and forth. Sepsis is happening very super quick.

SPEAKER_30 14:02

You're gonna be bloated.

unknown 14:04

Hey!

SPEAKER_28 14:04

Did you get shit in my butt? Get your shit out of my butt.

SPEAKER_31 14:09

I was saving it for ye.

unknown 14:10

Oh.

SPEAKER_29 14:12

We're fucking weird.

SPEAKER_31 14:13

I don't know why you came in.

SPEAKER_35 14:16

Oh, yeah.

SPEAKER_30 14:18

Would they always be constipated or never be constipated? Always.

SPEAKER_35 14:22

Well, I mean, the the overflow is also a form of constipation, right?

SPEAKER_30 14:27

So that's is it all solid?

SPEAKER_35 14:31

No.

SPEAKER_30 14:31

Or at some point is it just moved so much that it's like foamy. Ugh.

SPEAKER_35 14:36

You wake up and like half of them is like four inches around.

SPEAKER_30 14:41

Do you just squeeze one to balance it out?

SPEAKER_43 14:44

Bug out the eyes. They puke it up.

SPEAKER_31 14:50

I should never trust the phone.

SPEAKER_37 14:52

No.

SPEAKER_31 14:53

We're weird fucking people. Wow.

SPEAKER_37 14:55

I know. And you want to know what's really weird?

SPEAKER_31 14:57

But he came back. Highbrow educated folk.

SPEAKER_37 15:00

He's like, get me in, man. Let's go.

SPEAKER_31 15:04

I had nothing going on today.

SPEAKER_37 15:06

Nor did you want to. Normal people scare me. Get on here and just be fucking silly. Who wouldn't want to do this? Yeah. I agree. We want to be all serious. We don't talk politics.

SPEAKER_28 15:18

I'm very serious. You want to talk conspiracy theory?

SPEAKER_37 15:21

No, we we yeah, you go down a conspiracy theory. I like that. I do like those. I can't lie. I do like those. But in getting ready for this episode, I came across a movie trailer that I hadn't seen before. Okay.

SPEAKER_30 15:36

You want to be in it?

SPEAKER_37 15:38

I would be in this movie.

SPEAKER_30 15:39

Would it require the wig? It's possible.

SPEAKER_37 15:44

In fact, yeah.

SPEAKER_31 15:49

Is that you?

SPEAKER_46 15:54

All citizens to stay inside.

SPEAKER_35 16:22

Do a shame so never fart.

SPEAKER_31 16:26

Eric. Honey. Just don't think about it.

SPEAKER_32 16:30

Just hold it in, buddy. Don't do this to me, Eric.

SPEAKER_34 16:33

Just suck it back up there. I just thought we practice hooker.

SPEAKER_17 16:38

We practice this.

Excel Hell And Commencement Plans

SPEAKER_34 16:39

Don't give it in.

SPEAKER_54 16:43

Oh no.

SPEAKER_40 16:44

I can't.

SPEAKER_03 16:52

Oh now. Get out of here.

SPEAKER_30 16:55

Get in. You would be the first person to die. Probably.

SPEAKER_35 17:10

Somebody spent money on me. Not in the house with toilet paper.

SPEAKER_12 17:20

I'll always be by your side. Oh no.

SPEAKER_35 17:24

They'd give me a must sleep.

SPEAKER_12 17:25

Mm-hmm. Oh, that reeks. Tiff. What have you done? It's okay. It didn't make a sound. I didn't think it would smell, I'm sorry.

SPEAKER_50 17:34

How would you know if it was gonna smell or not? And that's not how any of this works.

SPEAKER_30 17:38

It's not gonna snart. A fart, baby? What about a baby fart?

SPEAKER_34 18:11

According to this, we should all be farting ten to twenty times a day. This is just not sustainable. I don't see how we can survive like this any longer.

SPEAKER_50 18:17

Andre, you gotta relax, okay? We're alive. We've made it this far. We just have to be smart. We gotta keep avoiding dairy, beer, and obviously beans. RAP John. And we'll be good.

SPEAKER_12 18:39

If we can't hold them in. We have to hold them in.

SPEAKER_31 19:04

You made that, didn't you?

SPEAKER_30 19:07

Is that your uh you made that? Is that your pitch for a 48 hour?

SPEAKER_43 19:13

That's enough. The only place that would be good at. I gotta give it up.

SPEAKER_31 19:19

A quiet quality.

SPEAKER_37 19:21

Good quality production. I mean, they spent money on something. It looks good. I mean, I was like, wow. Okay.

SPEAKER_30 19:30

So would this so it's if they smell you? So all of your fart ninjas wouldn't well said noise too, didn't it? Okay. So would this be like a like a like a decoy to trap them?

Lab Life: Mice, Protocols, And Wild Science

SPEAKER_37 19:43

Probably confuse them so that then we can kill them. That's what I'm saying.

SPEAKER_35 19:47

I mean, can you not just like get a whole arena of fart spray? Get them all in there and then they go fart bomb light.

SPEAKER_30 19:57

Fart bomb. What would they do?

SPEAKER_37 19:59

I don't know.

SPEAKER_30 20:00

They like frenzy.

unknown 20:02

Yeah.

SPEAKER_37 20:03

I don't know.

SPEAKER_31 20:05

Yeah, you would die immediately. You'd be the first person. You are Daniel.

SPEAKER_37 20:10

No, I have my trap set up. I wouldn't be able to leave this room. I got my samurai sword right up there. Plug it up. Those with the long hair. You know what I'm saying? Last samurai. You know, Tom Cruise. The third to last samurai.

SPEAKER_31 20:26

I'm the quiet fart.

SPEAKER_37 20:28

Yeah, I'm the last resort.

SPEAKER_31 20:33

What are you gonna plug your butthole with? Zombie buttons. Oh, you're just gonna live on the edge?

SPEAKER_37 20:38

That's makeup.

SPEAKER_31 20:39

I would plug it.

SPEAKER_37 20:40

I'm fast with the sword. I'll fart and just slice them. And then I'll trick them. They don't know where it came from.

SPEAKER_31 20:48

No, you have too many loose farts that'll just come out with loose farts.

SPEAKER_37 20:51

Just walking around, they fall out.

SPEAKER_30 20:54

It's not squeegee.

SPEAKER_31 20:56

It's squeegee fart.

SPEAKER_37 20:58

Also, okay. While preparing. I found a video of future tailor.

SPEAKER_30 21:06

Future?

SPEAKER_37 21:07

And I didn't get it from OnlyFans.

SPEAKER_30 21:09

No, that's current Taylor.

unknown 21:12

No, it's not.

SPEAKER_35 21:14

That was last Thursday.

SPEAKER_31 21:17

I quit. That is the X lady.

SPEAKER_37 21:31

And there she is. That was her.

SPEAKER_29 21:33

She gets a lot of wiener, though. Oh. Double wiener.

SPEAKER_30 21:38

Only if they're still gonna be there. Yeah, by then it'll be on human. Only if they're stone together. That's right. Stroke. Stroke.

SPEAKER_35 21:48

That's what she's gonna have when she gets done. Yeah, she is.

SPEAKER_31 21:51

Yeah, is she by then it'll be at human trials.

SPEAKER_30 21:53

So human two wieners. Perfect.

SPEAKER_37 21:55

Human two wieners.

SPEAKER_30 21:56

Um two wiener Scott.

SPEAKER_37 21:58

The River Spirit guy is that his dance partner. Could be.

SPEAKER_30 22:06

Who's River Spirit? He's the dancy guy with like the mesh sleeveless shirt and the tall pirate boots that go over his knees.

SPEAKER_37 22:15

Tight pants, tight jeans, such as never happen.

SPEAKER_30 22:18

Oh.

SPEAKER_37 22:19

Ever.

SPEAKER_30 22:19

But it does. Like every week at River Spirit Casino, we think.

SPEAKER_35 22:23

Just because you can do something doesn't mean you should.

SPEAKER_37 22:27

Well, uh he can't, though. That's the thing. The Pope has an account on TikTok. Pope. I see these. And I'm just waiting to catch dad in one of the videos. The Pope has a Pope.

SPEAKER_30 22:42

Why are you talking about the Pope?

SPEAKER_37 22:43

I didn't say Pope.

SPEAKER_30 22:44

You 100%.

SPEAKER_31 22:46

You said the Pope has a Pope has a TikTok. Because I wanted to watch that.

SPEAKER_37 22:53

Oh I think I said the post has a TikTok and I meant the account.

SPEAKER_31 22:58

Oh. You said Pope.

SPEAKER_37 23:00

Okay, so River Spirit.

SPEAKER_31 23:03

It's fine.

SPEAKER_37 23:04

River Spirit has a TikTok. Okay. And I watch them. That's what I'm doing. Do we need to start over? You're gonna hang on every word I say. I better make sure I'm saying everything correctly. Damn shorty notes. I'm gonna write down my screen.

SPEAKER_28 23:26

Are you guys fighting? You will listen to every word I have to say. He's fussy, because he had surgery. He's fussy, fussy.

SPEAKER_37 23:34

No, what I want us to do.

SPEAKER_28 23:36

Calm the fuck down.

SPEAKER_37 23:39

Is finish the lyrics of a song.

SPEAKER_30 23:41

Ooh, okay.

SPEAKER_37 23:42

That's what I want to play now.

SPEAKER_30 23:44

Oh, but I'm good at that.

SPEAKER_37 23:45

I know.

SPEAKER_35 23:46

Re real lyrics, or are we making them up?

SPEAKER_30 23:49

Are you fucking fucking up my songs?

SPEAKER_15 23:51

Are you fucking I'm smart, but I'm stupid. Human gay, but I'm straight. Baby! That's Taylor. What are you coming down to?

SPEAKER_35 24:09

You said you were good at it.

SPEAKER_30 24:14

I mean, do you want the real one or what? That would be Yeah, you want fart ones or what?

SPEAKER_37 24:17

What do you mean? What do you mean? What kind of show is this? Is she singing the right lyrics?

SPEAKER_15 24:28

No food. When it all comes out!

SPEAKER_35 24:34

Lannis is mad. She didn't think of it first.

SPEAKER_37 24:38

Oh, you're not good at it. You said you were good at finishing the lyrics.

SPEAKER_30 24:45

Bring it out of the way.

SPEAKER_37 24:47

Swing it. From the top rope.

SPEAKER_30 24:49

You need to take that wig off from the right now.

SPEAKER_37 24:51

Nothing? You got something?

SPEAKER_30 24:53

We gotta replay it now.

SPEAKER_37 24:58

Ready?

SPEAKER_15 24:58

Smart, but I'm stupid. I'm good, but I'm straight. I crop dust no food.

SPEAKER_31 25:07

What if a mouse with two in a stolen pack of coke?

SPEAKER_12 25:19

Call me out!

SPEAKER_37 25:21

Yeah, what happened with the Coke?

SPEAKER_12 25:24

I have a confession. Forgive me, Father.

SPEAKER_30 25:27

That's why you need the poke stuff.

SPEAKER_31 25:32

I accidentally stole. I didn't say accidentally steal. You accidentally stole. I forgot to pay, I think. I'm not positive. I didn't check. I think I stole a 12-pack of Coke Zero.

Horror Watchlist: Ed Gein, Dahmer, Monster

SPEAKER_37 25:48

Yeah, so how many people out there have ever gone to Walmart, put something on the very bottom of the shopping cart? She lives at. And have just walked.

SPEAKER_31 26:00

I have never killed now. Actually, one time a bra was stuck to my cart and I didn't know.

SPEAKER_30 26:06

Was it a bra you wanted or just a random brain?

SPEAKER_31 26:09

I was walking through. I remember hitting something, and I just keep going.

SPEAKER_30 26:13

Was it just someone's bra? Or was it when the store was selling? It was a store bar. Yeah, I'm just I'm like, did an old lady just go like say, ah, bring the ta-ta! Who's taking bra at Walmart?

SPEAKER_37 26:24

Did you run over a little person?

SPEAKER_31 26:27

Oh, I remember going through the rack and it hit it, and I was like, fuck you.

SPEAKER_30 26:31

That's where you get a bra. When I went out of my car, I was like, oh, I stole a bra. Fair enough.

SPEAKER_31 26:35

It was like tomorrow. Did you keep it?

SPEAKER_37 26:38

She went and returned today.

SPEAKER_30 26:40

I'm not, but it's so big, but it works. I feel like if you did a if you did a survey of how many people are just taking their bras off in Walmart, I think you would be shocked at how far away from zero that is. You do have a point.

SPEAKER_35 26:55

The fact that there is a website called The People of Walmart. Yes. Still going all you need to do. I'm sure I'm not. Have you ever seen any I did one time.

SPEAKER_30 27:02

Oh, you saw a person in Walmart?

SPEAKER_35 27:04

Tell us. I was trying to. It was like a 65, 70-year-old man. He was walking in like a he was in like Cinderella high heels and a blue moo moo with like fur on the like and I was trying to get a picture. And I could never make it obvious. Now Brian now would have been like Brian now. Hey! I still had a little bit of pose. I took a photo. I looked. I was looking at the website. I was like, sure, somebody.

SPEAKER_03 27:38

I'm flipping through, and I was like, I saw that one.

SPEAKER_37 27:41

And you'll catch those people a lot of times at customer service. Yeah. Because they're trying to return things. And so this one's got skid marks on it. I actually had to go return something, and I looked at the woman in front of me, and she was barefoot.

SPEAKER_05 27:59

Yeah. Ew.

SPEAKER_37 28:00

And so I looked down at her feet and I got my phone out and snapped a photo because she had those dirty, dry, cracked feet, and it was like the Grand Canyon in her heel cutting through her heels.

SPEAKER_30 28:18

She gets pedicures done.

SPEAKER_37 28:20

Now.

SPEAKER_31 28:20

Yeah. Yeah.

SPEAKER_37 28:21

After that picture. Yeah.

SPEAKER_31 28:23

After he called me out.

SPEAKER_37 28:25

After I stuck that photo in a birthday card for take care of this.

SPEAKER_31 28:30

I know what you did last Thursday.

SPEAKER_30 28:32

Why would you go to Walmart barefoot?

unknown 28:35

Yeah.

SPEAKER_35 28:36

Why would you go anywhere?

SPEAKER_30 28:37

Anywhere with no shoes. That just that gives me more than an I mean. That would that's appropriate to not have shoes on there. Why would you go into a public enclosed space?

SPEAKER_37 28:48

You know one of my rules takes a lot is to skip so many changes. I am not prepared.

SPEAKER_14 29:04

Eric.

SPEAKER_37 29:04

Like I don't trust a guy flip flops that's got open-toed shoes.

SPEAKER_35 29:10

I don't wear flip-flops, period. No.

SPEAKER_31 29:12

At the beach, you don't wear ever. You would wear slides.

SPEAKER_30 29:15

Everybody pedicures either?

SPEAKER_37 29:17

No. Wait, you don't ever slides around the house. And around a pool, maybe.

SPEAKER_31 29:23

They're that white.

SPEAKER_37 29:25

Yeah.

SPEAKER_31 29:26

Are they crusty?

SPEAKER_30 29:27

Do you have gross? Do you have gross feet?

SPEAKER_31 29:29

Probably not because he never takes his socks off.

SPEAKER_35 29:31

I just don't. I have I don't do feet.

SPEAKER_31 29:34

Do you go to the lake when you wear shoes? Oh, water shoes.

SPEAKER_35 29:38

Not if I'm yeah. Rubber boots. I wear water shoes. I don't know.

SPEAKER_31 29:41

Do you have webbed feet?

SPEAKER_35 29:42

No.

SPEAKER_31 29:42

Oh.

SPEAKER_35 29:43

You'd swim faster.

SPEAKER_31 29:44

Be cooler if you did.

SPEAKER_37 29:45

It would be cooler if I did.

SPEAKER_31 29:47

I don't have great feet, but I still wear sandals.

SPEAKER_37 29:50

Well, women is cool. I don't know.

SPEAKER_31 29:53

I've seen some gnarly feet on women.

SPEAKER_37 29:55

Well, I'm just saying that's true. Women wearing open-toed shoes.

SPEAKER_31 29:59

He has a thing with men and sandals.

SPEAKER_37 30:01

Yeah, I can't do it.

SPEAKER_31 30:02

What about Jesus? Well, it's well.

SPEAKER_37 30:05

Nowadays we wear socks and slides.

SPEAKER_30 30:07

Jeans and flip-flops that he has a big problem with.

SPEAKER_37 30:11

Jesus didn't have Air Force ones. Okay.

SPEAKER_30 30:13

And if he did, he would have worn it.

SPEAKER_37 30:16

There is a joke I was just about to say, but I would probably get called anti-perspirant. If you see where I'm going.

SPEAKER_30 30:29

I never see where you're going.

SPEAKER_37 30:30

She doesn't. Because I don't even know where I'm going. That's why she's in the back seat all the time. That was a bad joke. I'm not gonna say it. I'm not gonna say it. I'm not gonna say it. I want to, but I'm not. What? You're fired. Good luck fired. You know what? You're fired, okay? You didn't follow Proto. I didn't follow. Okay. Okay.

SPEAKER_35 30:56

I'll deal with you later.

SPEAKER_37 30:59

Well, Brian, have you booked anything lately that you can talk about?

SPEAKER_35 31:03

Uh yeah, actually. Um, so I had a one shot a deal for Qualcomm out in LA.

SPEAKER_28 31:10

Cool. Qualcomm.

SPEAKER_35 31:13

The end of October. I think I and ended up. Went like 40 hours without sleep.

SPEAKER_45 31:21

40?

SPEAKER_35 31:22

Because it was in I was north of Austin. Got a call at like 2 30. Hey, you're on a veil. Say, cool, but I need to know pretty quick. And so two hours later I found out I was so 4 30. I'm an hour outside of Austin, and I gotta go get my clothes out of the hotel, check out, and drive an hour to the airport. Jeez. And get on a flight to LA, and it's the last one out, and I had to be there for the next morning.

SPEAKER_30 31:49

Oh my gosh. No, thank you.

SPEAKER_35 31:52

So I did all that. And then I ended up did that. It was a great shoot. It was had a great time with them. And uh then I got back here at like 9 a.m. on Halloween. And I left LA at 12 55 a.m. Oh my gosh. And went straight to work. Oh boy. Yeah.

SPEAKER_29 32:12

Why did you do that? Well, that's pretty awesome. I bet you were cranky.

SPEAKER_37 32:16

Sometimes that happens.

SPEAKER_35 32:17

No, that's uh that's why I drink caffeine. Um it's for other people's protection, not for that would have to be a lot of caffeine. It was uh it was a three energy drink.

SPEAKER_30 32:27

Your kidneys. Your kidneys.

SPEAKER_35 32:30

I drink a gallon of water a day, so I flush. Okay.

SPEAKER_30 32:33

A gallon. God, I'm lucky if I drink a gallon in a month. I'd write none to die, man. I was about to say, I don't think I had any water today.

unknown 32:42

Oh my god.

SPEAKER_30 32:43

I got a headache.

SPEAKER_37 32:45

That's true, though. I wonder why. My legs are cramping at night.

SPEAKER_31 32:51

What did you have to do with Charlie Horse? What did you have to do in the audition?

SPEAKER_35 32:57

The audition was uh just like it was a warehouse part, you know, just do this, whatever. But then they won they brought me in for like a warehouse worker, and it was a weird deal like with their uh like their AI glasses. Oh and you know, I'm like all Tony Stark on machines and stuff like that. You know, you're in a warehouse wearing glasses, just going in the air, just turning it. It was like, oh my god, this mouse has two wieners. Take this one and turn it this way and turn it this way.

SPEAKER_15 33:28

Wow.

SPEAKER_35 33:29

So yeah, so you're in a warehouse going like just a bunch of people.

SPEAKER_30 33:34

Fucking rain man? I know. Rain man.

Castle, Frankenstein, And Comfort Shows

SPEAKER_35 33:36

You look at a machines going, okay, so this can come out of here and this can do a that's kind of cool though.

SPEAKER_30 33:42

Have you seen it yet? Like the will they send you the finished? No. Okay.

SPEAKER_35 33:46

I'll have to keep looking because it'll be uh they're gonna use it internally. So imagine it'll be like trade shows and stuff like that to do some social media stuff and they'll put it on the website.

SPEAKER_31 33:54

Ooh, you'll be on like people's training.

SPEAKER_35 33:56

Yeah. That's cool.

SPEAKER_37 33:58

Uh that guy's looking at two wiener mouse.

SPEAKER_30 34:01

What's your what's the most annoying or frustrating or whatever type of audition for you? Herpes. S T I's. My gonorrhea won't get me down.

SPEAKER_35 34:18

No, I did. I did I did audition for a Jardiance commercial. Yeah.

SPEAKER_30 34:23

Did you have to do the dance?

SPEAKER_35 34:24

Oh, yes.

SPEAKER_30 34:25

My wife says it's an A1C medication.

SPEAKER_35 34:30

That's what she said to me. She's gonna kill me if she ever kills me. Oh my god!

SPEAKER_37 34:35

But yeah, it was so Yeah, I did some dancing for a 7-Eleven audition.

SPEAKER_30 34:42

Yeah.

SPEAKER_35 34:44

And I filmed it with Michelle. Oh, did you? And she was dying.

SPEAKER_31 34:48

What was your dance move? What's your go-to?

SPEAKER_35 34:51

Not that.

SPEAKER_31 34:53

Oh, you were acting.

SPEAKER_35 34:55

Yeah. Yeah.

SPEAKER_31 34:56

Mine's finger pistols.

SPEAKER_35 34:58

Well, I know we saw you.

SPEAKER_31 35:00

Oh, that's right.

SPEAKER_35 35:01

Yeah. Hip thrust. Russian. Hip thrusting. Yeah.

SPEAKER_30 35:05

Were you in the dinosaur movie?

unknown 35:07

Yes.

SPEAKER_35 35:08

Yeah?

SPEAKER_30 35:08

Oh, that's right. Yeah, he was in the uh coffee shop. Oh yeah. Mm-hmm. Yeah.

SPEAKER_35 35:13

So my kids are watching that, and I'm yeah, David Lee Anderson and I are just, they let us go on for like 30 minutes. Yeah. Just improving. Just go. They just let us go. No clue what they were going to put in. So sits in by the dinosaur. My wife sounds like a dying where she sleeps or something like that. Whatever. I was sitting with the casting crew and all three of them, my two kids.

SPEAKER_46 35:43

That's funny.

SPEAKER_37 35:45

We watched something with uh that Brian was in not too long ago.

SPEAKER_30 35:48

I know, I'm trying to remember what it was.

SPEAKER_37 35:50

Resurrection Road. Yes. Yes.

SPEAKER_30 35:52

Oh, yeah. General Commander, Colonel, whatever you were.

SPEAKER_37 35:55

Habers. Colonel Habers, yeah. Commander, General Colonel.

SPEAKER_30 35:58

Commander, General, Colonel Hayward.

SPEAKER_37 36:01

Sergeant Esquire. No, that turned out pretty good. Yeah. That was a good movie. I filmed some stuff for that. And we were like, we we knew if it if I was gonna pop up in it, it was only gonna be for a split second. So we're watching pretty diligently. Yeah, yeah. And then one of the scenes pops, and I go, oh well. No, they didn't get it.

SPEAKER_30 36:28

I'm just you're like, I screened.

SPEAKER_37 36:30

And then that's the second one. Is like we see uh I think it was one of the actors, is it maybe his name's Curly? Okay, yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah. And so he's in like the like an old dining hall at that fort, and he's backing up, and he's supposed to like back into a vampire, and that was me. And so we filmed it, and I was like, ooh, you might actually see me, because he turns around and it's like we're looking at each other while when we watch the film, he backs up, backs up, and it stops and he starts shooting, and I pause it and I go, I am right there.

SPEAKER_30 37:14

Like no, like right there. Do you see that sliver of shadow? That's me. So if you imagine just off the TV, I'm standing right here. Oh, so close. Yeah, so far.

SPEAKER_36 37:27

It happens. It was fun, right? Yeah, it was a cool one.

SPEAKER_30 37:30

But you were full front and center on glowdown.

SPEAKER_36 37:34

Yeah, glowdown. That was cool.

SPEAKER_30 37:37

Uh, what's your least favorite type of audition to do?

Parenting, K‑Pop, And Footwear Hot Takes

SPEAKER_37 37:43

Um, it's the one where they give you instructions for facial reactions.

SPEAKER_54 37:51

A warm smile.

SPEAKER_31 37:53

Oh.

SPEAKER_35 37:53

Yeah. One I smile or be angry here, be happy here. Laded here.

SPEAKER_37 38:01

You're walking down the street. You're walking down the street and you see so-and-so across, and you give a warm smile and happy gesture or something. It's weird.

SPEAKER_31 38:17

What do you do?

SPEAKER_37 38:18

Just I try my best. I hate my smile. So when it's like always give us a big smile, I'm just like, well, I'm not gonna get this. He tries though. I try. I just try. We're gonna work on this today, Casey. You only do the who wants who wants this guy to sell their product?

SPEAKER_31 38:41

You only want like mean face?

SPEAKER_37 38:44

I got the clap. But I can do everything still. I can canoe.

SPEAKER_27 38:52

Gardening, go camping. Gosh, I can even talk to a grandma. I love going camping when I got the clap.

SPEAKER_37 39:01

Yeah. I hate those. Those are the ones I don't what other ones have I said? Do you remember?

SPEAKER_30 39:08

Those are the ones that you cuss about the most.

SPEAKER_35 39:10

Yeah, no, I I don't like those. When you get eight pages of instructions for a two-line audition.

SPEAKER_31 39:18

Eight pages.

SPEAKER_35 39:19

I'll do some of them are special.

SPEAKER_31 39:21

Uh-huh. Awesome.

SPEAKER_37 39:23

Instructions, instructions, instructions.

SPEAKER_35 39:25

They're getting better. Say hello.

SPEAKER_54 39:27

Say hello.

SPEAKER_35 39:28

They're getting better. But yeah. But yeah, there's some that the instructions are significantly longer than the audition.

SPEAKER_37 39:34

So then you're sitting here going, okay, so I just say hello. Um, how can I make this different than what the casting director is gonna see from a thousand other people?

SPEAKER_44 39:49

Hi! Hello!

SPEAKER_20 39:54

Hello? Hello?

SPEAKER_35 39:59

He goes warranting something about Mary.

SPEAKER_20 40:05

Yeah, the the one-line auditions aren't.

SPEAKER_30 40:09

No, but it's a short little thing, you know. You have a better time with those anyway.

SPEAKER_37 40:14

Oh, yeah, definitely than the expressions. So I probably won't get any commercials.

SPEAKER_30 40:20

I'm really waiting to for you to get some sort of notice that, hey, you didn't get it, but who's your reader?

SPEAKER_29 40:28

Keep wishing. Keep wishing.

SPEAKER_37 40:31

We would hire her.

SPEAKER_29 40:32

Yeah.

SPEAKER_37 40:38

That's all you're wanting.

SPEAKER_31 40:39

What are you gonna do with your degree?

SPEAKER_35 40:42

Hang it on my wall.

SPEAKER_31 40:45

I don't know if you were gonna get like a promotion or something.

SPEAKER_35 40:47

No, no. I started doing it. Um, so I had a job change middle of last year.

SPEAKER_31 40:52

Oh.

SPEAKER_35 40:53

Place I'd been at for 23, almost 24 years. And you switched? Not voluntarily.

SPEAKER_31 41:02

Oh shit. Yeah, yeah. One of them. You want me to fuck them up? I will. Nope. I know some people, I know some monkeys.

SPEAKER_37 41:09

They're doing it. And if they sales if they have Coca-Cola in their building, she'll scream.

SPEAKER_30 41:14

I'll I'll straight up steal damn damn go to the vending machine. I won't pay. I'll steal them them their soda pop. I'll steal it. I'll shit in their shoes.

SPEAKER_31 41:23

They're just rolling their vending machine out with the show. I would like to um see you. I'll shit on their desks. I'm then.

SPEAKER_37 41:35

You do that at your work?

SPEAKER_35 41:36

I I might have.

SPEAKER_30 41:38

I might have.

SPEAKER_35 41:41

I have that's gonna be the loudest part of this episode. Oh, you might like he's gonna like 3X the Yeah.

SPEAKER_37 41:48

Like that's gonna be a guttural and then a ticker. She had a fleshlight in her desk.

SPEAKER_31 41:56

It was for research.

SPEAKER_37 41:57

I bet it was. Monkeys. Yeah. When Casey found mine, that's what I said.

SPEAKER_31 42:03

It's me monkey research.

SPEAKER_37 42:06

It's for my monkey, right?

SPEAKER_31 42:07

I swear. It's me monkey. All right.

SPEAKER_37 42:10

Did you trying to get a baboon to use it? It's just weird.

SPEAKER_31 42:15

Yeah, I did it. I tried. It didn't work.

SPEAKER_35 42:18

Those are things you don't say out loud to people. Oh. That's probably why I have no books.

SPEAKER_37 42:24

Imagine like some.

SPEAKER_35 42:26

What did you do today? Well, funny thing.

SPEAKER_37 42:29

We had a breakthrough and some of the top brass walks in for a tour. Right. They're like, oh.

SPEAKER_29 42:37

This is our trainer. And this is this is Taylor.

SPEAKER_35 42:40

And this is why you donate millions to them.

SPEAKER_28 42:43

You gotta flick the balls.

SPEAKER_37 42:45

And Taylor's like, okay, little baboon. You put your little and you can do this. You do this.

SPEAKER_27 42:51

Here you go. What do you mean that didn't work?

SPEAKER_37 42:53

It did with the baboon.

SPEAKER_30 42:57

We even used the same one.

SPEAKER_31 42:58

And then it disappeared, which is even worse of the part of the story. Wait, the baboon or the the flashlight. It disappeared.

Acting Grind: Auditions, On‑Avails, Near Misses

SPEAKER_35 43:06

Probably still that too. It was hooked in a bra. I don't need one.

SPEAKER_31 43:12

I don't have a wiener. What am I gonna do with the fleshlight?

SPEAKER_37 43:16

I bet a janitor found it.

SPEAKER_31 43:18

No, they don't come in our building. Secure building.

SPEAKER_37 43:20

No, they do it in the fleshlight. Who cleans?

SPEAKER_31 43:22

We do.

SPEAKER_37 43:23

Oh, even the toilets?

SPEAKER_31 43:25

Yes.

SPEAKER_37 43:25

You gotta clean your own toilets? I mean, I don't.

SPEAKER_35 43:28

It's just fine.

SPEAKER_37 43:31

The low person.

SPEAKER_30 43:32

We have cage wash stuff.

SPEAKER_43 43:33

Oh messages.

SPEAKER_30 43:36

What happened? You missed a whole joke. Oh. Well, we were talking about janitors.

SPEAKER_43 43:41

So who were we?

SPEAKER_30 43:43

No, I'm pretty sure it was one of the weird technician dudes. Weird technician dudes? Do you think he stole it because a baboon used it?

SPEAKER_36 43:52

This is gonna give me powers.

SPEAKER_28 43:54

Give me superpowers like spiderman. I'm gonna have a monkey dick.

SPEAKER_45 44:01

Don't know that that's what you want to aspire to.

SPEAKER_37 44:08

I have this ready.

SPEAKER_31 44:09

Monkeys only do it for like a s second. So it's not exciting. It's not like you want to do that.

SPEAKER_35 44:16

There should never be an excitement when watching.

SPEAKER_31 44:20

Well, I didn't be watching. I mean it's not what we're talking about.

SPEAKER_29 44:26

It's like it wasn't exciting for me. It didn't get me anyway.

SPEAKER_30 44:30

Every day, of course it's not exciting. Oh no, she's desensitized by that. She isn't porn.

SPEAKER_43 44:35

Right.

SPEAKER_35 44:38

She's like, that's how she got the idea for the mouse.

SPEAKER_30 44:40

There it is.

SPEAKER_43 44:41

She was like, hmm.

SPEAKER_20 44:43

What the hell is that?

SPEAKER_35 44:44

You know what would make this better.

SPEAKER_20 44:46

Two of them.

SPEAKER_35 44:47

Two of them.

SPEAKER_20 44:48

Two wieners. Two mice? No. No. No, no. Two wieners. Two wiener mouth dicks. Two wiener dicks.

SPEAKER_35 44:57

Can you imagine her walking into her boss? I've got an idea.

SPEAKER_31 45:02

I've got an idea. Hear me out. Hear me out.

SPEAKER_35 45:03

Hear me out. Before you say no, I've given this a lot of thought.

SPEAKER_30 45:09

I already have funding. I brought it in front of a panel of professionals.

SPEAKER_35 45:13

Here's some fabric I've already sewn together to give you a visual. Here's a stuffed animal.

SPEAKER_30 45:18

Look at these two uh cat toys.

SPEAKER_37 45:21

We're also making miniature flesh lights for them.

SPEAKER_31 45:26

Ooh. Mouse size.

SPEAKER_37 45:29

Mouse size.

SPEAKER_35 45:32

It's gotta be a really bad day when you go up and they go, You're measuring today.

SPEAKER_30 45:37

You're measuring. Oh damn it. Do you think they use calipers for that?

SPEAKER_35 45:44

Right. Oh my god. It's the fastest 3D printing job ever. Done.

SPEAKER_31 45:51

3D printer. 3D print a mouse with two winners. Ask Courtney if she has a 3D printer. I bet she would. She wouldn't.

SPEAKER_30 45:59

Twin printers.

SPEAKER_35 46:00

Dan would. Dan would. Here's this program I need you to run from still.

SPEAKER_37 46:03

Two nine for science. Just take this file, load it, run it. Don't look at it.

SPEAKER_35 46:09

Don't look at it. Don't ask questions. You need plausible deniability. And if you look at it, you won't have it.

SPEAKER_31 46:14

Speaking of that, are you not watching The Monster Within? Is that what's called the Demon Monster Within on Netflix?

SPEAKER_35 46:20

Is that the one about the mom? No, which one is that?

unknown 46:24

What? I don't know that one.

SPEAKER_30 46:26

Is it a documentary?

SPEAKER_35 46:27

Oh no, no, that's the Ed Demon.

SPEAKER_31 46:29

No. That's Monster. That's Monsters. That's Monsters. I think it's the Monster Within or The Evil Within or something. I don't know the actor's name, but it's got Claire Danes. No. And she has a neighbor that moves in.

SPEAKER_35 46:39

Well, that would be her name.

SPEAKER_31 46:41

What did I say?

SPEAKER_30 46:42

I don't know. I don't know the actor's name, but it has Claire Danes'.

SPEAKER_31 46:44

No, but I meant the I didn't I'm sorry. I didn't know the male actor's name, but he's really good and he's creepy. Anyway. Claire Danes.

SPEAKER_37 46:52

Creepy makes him good. Is it? Yes.

SPEAKER_31 46:54

He's creepy. He's a good actor.

SPEAKER_37 46:55

So what's so what's it about? Is it a series?

SPEAKER_31 46:58

It's like a limited series or a short series, whatever they call those.

SPEAKER_30 47:01

And you don't know about this? I don't. But it's not a documentary. That's why I don't know about it.

SPEAKER_31 47:05

Come on.

SPEAKER_37 47:05

It didn't happen in real life. I don't know.

SPEAKER_31 47:09

So Claire Danes is like a struggling writer. Perfect. And her son died in a car accident. She was driving, but it wasn't her fault. And a neighbor moves in, and he's famous, rich, family, money, whatever. And his wife had died mysteriously before that, but they never found the body. He said it was a suicide, but they never found the body. And then some other stuff starts happening. Okay. Looking it up. I want to watch that.

SPEAKER_35 47:37

Yeah. Monsters Within is the name of a movie that a friend of ours made. Very good.

SPEAKER_31 47:42

Oh, maybe I'm wrong.

SPEAKER_37 47:43

Yeah, very good.

SPEAKER_35 47:44

Devin. Devin and Devin Montgomery and I think that group is. What was that movie? Excellent movie.

SPEAKER_37 47:50

Um let me look it up. I told you about it. Yeah. Uh he uh it's uh about uh a soldier that's dealing with PTSD. Yeah. Very good, very well done.

SPEAKER_35 48:02

Um they've gotten a lot of accolades for it, and they've all been deserved Devon's one best actor at like a dozen film festivals. Um they've best direction, best script. I mean, they've been nominated for all kinds of stuff. They've it's been yeah, it's on Amazon Prime.

SPEAKER_37 48:22

Go rent it. It's I mean, it's a lot better than some of the stuff that's come out in the movie theaters. That is that is mainly not a lie. It's very well done.

SPEAKER_30 48:32

Um Taylor, what's it called? I don't remember. You made it up.

unknown 48:36

No, I didn't.

SPEAKER_35 48:37

Said it's on Netflix.

SPEAKER_30 48:39

What a liar.

SPEAKER_35 48:47

She needs a Coke Zero to jump start that.

SPEAKER_31 48:50

She does. She does have a song.

SPEAKER_37 48:55

Let me let me put on some Hold on. Where's the Jeopardy theme song?

SPEAKER_30 49:02

We like to class it up a little bit.

SPEAKER_35 49:05

Is it the The Beast in Me? Hell maybe. Is that the what you're thinking of?

SPEAKER_31 49:09

The Beast in Me? Let me Google.

SPEAKER_35 49:11

Yeah. That's a porn. That sounds like Matthew Reese.

SPEAKER_30 49:15

Matthew Reese. The Beast in Me sounds like one of my Smuddy books.

SPEAKER_35 49:20

It does.

SPEAKER_31 49:21

The plot of the Beast in Me centers on Aggiewiggs, a reclusive author haunted by the death of her son, who becomes obsessed with her new enigmatic neighbor, Niall Jarvis.

SPEAKER_37 49:33

Okay. The yeast in me. Okay. Okay.

SPEAKER_31 49:36

Jarvis is a wealthy real estate owner.

SPEAKER_35 49:38

Brittany Snow's in it, so all right.

SPEAKER_37 49:41

I I used to have a crush on Claire Danes. Ellen Roman, I was like, I haven't seen her in a while.

SPEAKER_31 49:46

Well, she's a little rough, but is she? She's a little rough.

SPEAKER_35 49:50

Hold on, I'll show you.

SPEAKER_31 49:51

But Brittany Snow's pretty good.

SPEAKER_35 49:53

Yeah.

SPEAKER_31 49:53

Who's Brittany Snow?

SPEAKER_35 49:55

Pitch Perfect.

SPEAKER_31 49:57

Oh. Yes, the redhead. Got it. She has vocal nodes. She's naked in hunting wives. That's it.

SPEAKER_35 50:08

But it got sewn together to a mouth. Who did that's what he got?

SPEAKER_31 50:14

You were shampoo. But yeah, it's a good show. You should watch it. I haven't finished it. Oh, we haven't finished it.

SPEAKER_37 50:18

We need to watch Ed Gingham.

SPEAKER_30 50:23

I know. I can't believe we haven't watched it yet. It's difficult. I know. It's on me.

SPEAKER_35 50:27

Don't. It's awful. Don't say it.

SPEAKER_30 50:29

Don't say that. She loves Charlie Huntham. Charlie Hunnam is my oh. You will never get ruined by him.

SPEAKER_35 50:36

You will never want to see anything he does again.

SPEAKER_30 50:38

Also. But he does take his shirt off. Well, Ed Gean is fucks people the most fascinating serial killer. Serial killers. If I had a favorite, which sounds so fucking weird, Ed Geane is like, he's the number one most fascinating serial killer.

SPEAKER_37 50:55

If I come up missing.

SPEAKER_30 50:57

So when it was announced that Charlie Hunnam was going to be playing him, I was so excited and upset in equal measure. Because I was like, no, no, I don't, no, no. I don't want to see Charlie as Ed. That's not that's not okay.

SPEAKER_07 51:11

He talks real weird.

SPEAKER_35 51:12

I know.

SPEAKER_30 51:14

I know.

SPEAKER_35 51:16

They went for just utter disgusting. Rather than rather than use your imagination.

SPEAKER_30 51:28

No fade to black. I so I had heard that.

Commercial Notes And One‑Line Audition Pain

SPEAKER_35 51:30

There was a They showed him shocking all. Doing dead bodies. He was in women's lingerie jerking off like three times, four times. Um while being strangled. So yeah, they they went.

SPEAKER_41 51:47

All of it, okay.

SPEAKER_35 51:48

So if you watch American Horror, I think the same people that made that made American Horror Story when they so the last several seasons. And I didn't watch American Horror Story. Quit watching it too. First first couple seasons. Yeah, the first thing were good, interesting, and they just went just got weird. Yeah.

SPEAKER_30 52:08

Got it. When they did uh the Jeffrey Dahmer monster, I do not often have to like take a minute. And when it comes to like a true crime type murder mystery, any of that, I usually don't have to take a break. Like I can binge all of the awfulness. But when we were watching that one after uh I don't know, three or four episodes, I was like, um, I need a break. Like the next one? I need a whole yeah, I need a whole minute. You watch My Little Ponies? Something, probably. I probably watched Dateline.

SPEAKER_35 52:45

That was that with the Ed Gean thing. I don't think there wasn't any video of him. That's one thing that I think everything they did was creative.

SPEAKER_30 52:56

So it was That was one thing that um there's a podcaster who did like a whole video series on TikTok about the background and how it didn't did not come through in the show. Um and she was pointing out that when Ed Geen was doing all of his stuff, there wasn't there wasn't record. There wasn't, you know, it was all like his claims or what they could kind of push put together, you know, after the fact, but they didn't have anything to like really base it on. They didn't have real many real interviews to like get his side of it, and so a lot of it was hearsay, and that's why they had to like really dramatize and like but he did have a lampshade with a nipple on it. Uh he had a belt made of nipples, that's for sure.

SPEAKER_35 53:40

They won't they also had a necklace of ears. They went overboard. Did they? Yeah, dang it. Like he he did a I I understand what he was doing character-wise. Like I see, you know what I mean? He's like, you know, based off research, this is what I've you know thought. And great. You leaned into that on hello mother. You know, I mean, like it's like he leaned into all of that. That was fine, right?

SPEAKER_30 54:03

But I saw an interview that he gave, that uh Hunum gave, and he was talking about the voice and like how he came to that point. But then later in the interview, um I guess there's a there's a couple times where he breaks the fourth wall in a way and says, like, you're watching this, or something basically speaking to the fact that like fucking weirdos like me and the uh obsession that society has with true crime and all of that kind of stuff is an odd, vicarious, uh morbid thing. Um and he went on to talk about that it's important for the public to know and understand these kind of people, but no one should be a fan. So for someone to call themselves a true crime fan, if they truly mean it as a fan of it, is really should be something that people really look at, as opposed to someone who is interested in wanting to understand the why and the how of things rather than ooh, that sounds kind of cool. Uh you know what I mean?

SPEAKER_46 55:08

Yeah, yeah.

SPEAKER_30 55:09

He he spoke on that a lot and how his how Ed Gean's story, you know, uh inspired so many of our TV monsters. Um, yeah, you know, like all of like our psycho movies, Texas Chainsaw Message. Texas Chainsaw, all of those. What does that tell me about you? I'm not a fan.

SPEAKER_31 55:28

Yeah, you sad. You're the biggest fan ever.

SPEAKER_30 55:33

I said he's the most fascinating. Ew, uh he probably does have a double wiener. Well, I'm sure he he could have made one.

SPEAKER_35 55:41

She's too warm for him.

SPEAKER_31 55:42

Oh, that's true.

SPEAKER_37 55:43

But I want to be your lampshade.

SPEAKER_31 55:46

Put my nipple on the air.

SPEAKER_37 55:48

My my sap.

SPEAKER_30 55:51

Have you seen the new Frankenstein movie on Netflix?

SPEAKER_36 55:56

That one's actually good.

SPEAKER_30 55:58

It is that was really good. Beautiful. It's beautifully shot.

SPEAKER_35 56:02

I'm going back, I'm going back and watching uh Castle.

SPEAKER_30 56:09

The show? Hell yeah, that's a great show.

SPEAKER_35 56:11

I never watched it. Um I never watched it when it was out. Because shows like that before you start to like them.

SPEAKER_30 56:19

Yeah.

SPEAKER_35 56:19

And then they're like just when you they cancel everything every show that I like, they cancel it. So I just wait until they cancel it.

SPEAKER_30 56:26

And then watch it. And then I watch it. You already know it's gonna end.

SPEAKER_35 56:30

Yeah.

SPEAKER_30 56:30

So we love it. That's one of my favorites. I just love Nathan Phillion. I think when the latest Frankenstein awesome.

SPEAKER_31 56:36

I think I started if I fell asleep like 10 minutes ago. Oh, it's I know it's a jiggle. Jickable lord. Yes.

SPEAKER_37 56:42

It's a lot of action that happens at the very beginning.

SPEAKER_31 56:45

I sleep there in action and I'm awake during boring. Yeah. Get used to it.

SPEAKER_35 56:49

We introduced my oldest son and his girlfriend to um son-in-law.

SPEAKER_40 56:55

Oh, poly shore? Nice. Yes.

SPEAKER_35 56:58

They watched Biodome last night. We used to do a difference. Indoctrinating the children. We sent him on the Polly Shore. Now it's a little bit of a that's the next one. In the army now. Oh, that's a good one. That is good. It's like this is his character. Yes, sir. This is what he plays.

SPEAKER_28 57:14

Every time. The weasel.

SPEAKER_37 57:20

We met him.

SPEAKER_30 57:21

We did. Pauly! We did.

SPEAKER_37 57:23

Yeah, he was here not too long ago. Two years ago at Brettown Comedy Club. Yeah. Got to go and meet him.

SPEAKER_30 57:30

Backstage. He was super cool. And just his comedy is just so great. And I mean, he's funny. I don't know. He was just a super cool dude.

Career Swerves, Raises, And Office Politics

SPEAKER_37 57:40

Yeah, he's it's not like going and seeing somebody that was on SNL, like Chris Catan. That was awful. That was awful. Saw him do stand-up and it wasn't great. But Polly, since his mom owned the uh comedy store in LA, Polly grew up in a stand-up world. So he was actually a stand-up comic. And uh he was good. So seems like his delivery would be pretty solid.

SPEAKER_30 58:11

He's got and and he did a little bit of his he like acknowledged that, like, okay, you want to hear, I know you want to hear all of the things, and so I'm gonna do it, but like that's not what I'm here for. And which was really cool.

SPEAKER_36 58:23

Yeah, he was good.

SPEAKER_30 58:24

Molly's current obsession is uh Bob's burgers.

SPEAKER_31 58:28

I love Bob's burgers. We watch it every day after school.

SPEAKER_30 58:31

Is she Tina?

SPEAKER_31 58:33

She likes Louise, yeah.

SPEAKER_30 58:35

She does.

SPEAKER_31 58:35

She likes Linda.

SPEAKER_30 58:37

She is Louise.

SPEAKER_31 58:38

Bob's Burgers. I we watch it every day after school.

SPEAKER_30 58:42

Bob's Burgers got me through quarantine lockdown. I tell you what, I became completely obsessed with that show. I watched it nonstop. It's such a good show. It is so funny.

SPEAKER_35 58:51

I never quarantined.

SPEAKER_30 58:52

So you didn't quarantine? Were you in a center? You're a rebel? He was essential.

SPEAKER_35 58:56

Yeah, me too, but we sold parts to the government at the so we were for defense stuff, so we were considered.

SPEAKER_30 59:03

Oh, yeah. No, I think COVID and butt health. I sat in this room on the futon and watched a shit ton of Bob's burgers and crafted. Yeah, before it was this office.

SPEAKER_37 59:14

This is a sex dungeon.

SPEAKER_30 59:15

I was gonna say, are y'all effed in here?

SPEAKER_37 59:17

Yeah.

SPEAKER_31 59:19

I'm out.

SPEAKER_30 59:19

No, I don't think not. 43 times.

SPEAKER_35 59:21

The camera was mounted. That's where that box was.

SPEAKER_28 59:25

Ew.

SPEAKER_37 59:27

This was their favorite spot.

SPEAKER_28 59:29

Keep it warm.

SPEAKER_37 59:30

Safe work with Snickerdoodle. His safe work? I hate it here.

SPEAKER_20 59:34

I hate it here.

SPEAKER_37 59:37

What are the kids into now? What are what are we looking at for like uh Christmas time?

SPEAKER_31 59:43

Uh Sawyer's 11, so he likes nothing.

SPEAKER_30 59:47

When Sawyer was eight, he liked nothing. When Sawyer was three, he liked nothing. That's true.

SPEAKER_31 59:52

He likes Roblox.

SPEAKER_30 59:53

Roblox? Okay.

SPEAKER_31 59:55

That's it.

SPEAKER_30 59:55

Alright. Basketball?

SPEAKER_31 59:57

I mean, he likes basketball. Yeah. But he's not like diehard. Like.

SPEAKER_30 1:00:00

Does he still like to read? I have to force him.

unknown 1:00:04

Damn it.

SPEAKER_31 1:00:04

I have to make him do it.

SPEAKER_35 1:00:05

It's changed.

SPEAKER_31 1:00:06

Molly likes to read, though. Molly's into K-pop demon hunter.

SPEAKER_35 1:00:10

She's gotta get him the the cat the cat in the head? No, the stuff that he can read just for the articles.

SPEAKER_13 1:00:16

Oh yeah. Playboy. They're right there. Yeah.

SPEAKER_37 1:00:18

You know, some vintage ones right there. Yeah. No. Got the one. He's my baby! With the 70s bush right down here. You gotta break him in right. Um I don't like that. Wow.

SPEAKER_31 1:00:30

Molly also likes La Boo-Boo.

SPEAKER_37 1:00:31

Kind of looks like it.

SPEAKER_31 1:00:33

So much La Boo Boo.

SPEAKER_37 1:00:34

La Boo Boo.

SPEAKER_31 1:00:35

Shaq La Babes, K-pop. Bob's Burgers. Bob's Burgers, K-pop Demon Hunter.

SPEAKER_37 1:00:39

And she's gonna be a big thing.

SPEAKER_31 1:00:40

No, she said she's um over Hello Kitty. Okay. She's over pink. She's over Unicorns. She likes Tiffany Blue, the color.

SPEAKER_30 1:00:49

Yeah.

SPEAKER_31 1:00:50

She doesn't like butterflies, flowers.

SPEAKER_30 1:00:52

So she's out of her girly girly face. She likes for now.

SPEAKER_31 1:00:56

Light Tiffany blue. Okay. K-pop demon hunter. Cats.

SPEAKER_35 1:01:04

She came home watching Ozzie Osborne putting her head up.

SPEAKER_31 1:01:07

Yeah, she's not, she doesn't like girl. But she wants to like put on makeup.

SPEAKER_30 1:01:14

So she's a pretty golf. Got it. I'm good with that. She wants to be like she likes matching outfits, like coordinating sets. A blue shirt and blue pants. Perfect.

SPEAKER_37 1:01:23

What's her name in uh Tina Belcher?

unknown 1:01:28

No.

SPEAKER_37 1:01:29

Resident Evil. Oh. What's her name? That was uh dances like Tina. Was in fifth element? Yeah. Can't remember.

SPEAKER_30 1:01:37

Lila Marie Mila Jovovich.

SPEAKER_37 1:01:42

That's who she is.

SPEAKER_30 1:01:43

Mila?

SPEAKER_31 1:01:44

Javovovich.

SPEAKER_30 1:01:46

Vaginach.

SPEAKER_31 1:01:47

She's pretty. Vagina dick.

SPEAKER_37 1:01:48

She was killing zombies in Resident Evil.

SPEAKER_35 1:01:52

Nothing hotter than a beautiful woman with a gun that's not pointed at you.

SPEAKER_37 1:01:56

I'm about to bust right now thinking of it.

SPEAKER_31 1:01:58

Mila? Yeah.

SPEAKER_37 1:02:00

I'm gonna move to the side. He's gonna handcock.

SPEAKER_27 1:02:05

Hancock!

SPEAKER_30 1:02:07

I got two, so I gotta sprint it. You're in the line of fire. Hey, you can't use your left hand like that right now. I don't like it.

SPEAKER_31 1:02:17

I don't like it.

SPEAKER_37 1:02:17

You might be able to.

SPEAKER_30 1:02:18

No.

SPEAKER_31 1:02:20

I'm ready for Stranger Things.

SPEAKER_37 1:02:21

Me?

SPEAKER_30 1:02:22

Oh, I can't wait. Very ready.

SPEAKER_31 1:02:24

This week?

SPEAKER_30 1:02:26

Isn't that? Yes. Yeah. Right before Thanksgiving? Yeah. Twenty-sixth, I think. Before Thanksgiving.

SPEAKER_37 1:02:32

And they're supposed to be long episodes, too. So we'll see. The kids are like 68 by now.

SPEAKER_31 1:02:39

Right. Oh, I know. They're older than we are.

SPEAKER_35 1:02:44

I almost got in one of the last season's episodes.

SPEAKER_31 1:02:47

That one a veil for fucking cow bam.

SPEAKER_28 1:02:51

Almost.

SPEAKER_35 1:02:52

I was on a veil. I was on a veil for you.

unknown 1:02:55

Damn it.

SPEAKER_31 1:02:56

What does that mean?

SPEAKER_35 1:02:57

It means it's down to like they're looking at you and like one of those.

SPEAKER_30 1:03:05

It's not a no, but it's not a yes.

SPEAKER_31 1:03:07

But it's a maybe.

SPEAKER_30 1:03:10

Like a heavy maybe. Yeah.

SPEAKER_31 1:03:12

What would you have done, do you know?

SPEAKER_35 1:03:13

Was the the Hilo sniper in the big epia?

SPEAKER_31 1:03:17

Oh wow.

SPEAKER_16 1:03:19

Damn it.

SPEAKER_35 1:03:19

I know I wanted that one so bad. You try to get like not get real excited, but it's like your agent calls and they're like, hey, and you're like, I know.

SPEAKER_37 1:03:29

I had a I got an audition for um a series irregular for Landman.

SPEAKER_46 1:03:37

Landman?

unknown 1:03:39

Yeah.

SPEAKER_35 1:03:40

That shows that show's fun.

SPEAKER_37 1:03:42

And man. Is that Billy Bob? That was it's so here's the other frustrating part about the business. The business. Is you think and you hope that you're thinking correctly that damn, I just nailed that fucking audition. And I know the right part's gonna find you, blah, blah, blah, all that stuff to make you feel good. Um but damn, I thought I did a great job in that audition.

Massage Talk: Techniques, Tools, And Music

SPEAKER_35 1:04:08

I was like, Well, the thing you it was a great job. Sometimes the best it doesn't matter. Like it does I mean you could look too much like the director's ex-husband. You mean so there's so many there's so many things. It could have been a boyfriend that spurned her in college, or you you just whatever you know what I mean.

SPEAKER_30 1:04:34

Some hair completely out of completely nothing to do with the audition itself. 100%. Well, and there was another audition you did uh not too long ago that was super emotional.

SPEAKER_36 1:04:44

Oh yeah, yeah, yeah.

SPEAKER_30 1:04:46

Oh my god. The absolute best audition I've ever seen him do. It was South of Stillwater, I think. So moving. Like, ooh, it was so good.

SPEAKER_37 1:04:55

That was a good one. That was a good one. And you know, when you when you go so long between the bookings, you can't help but just start doubting a little bit. You know, and whatever. The way it goes. So I've I've kind of kind of dipped more into writing the last couple of months and and uh and I know I think I shared it to you, but I wrote my first faith-based short.

SPEAKER_31 1:05:33

Faith-based?

SPEAKER_37 1:05:35

Jesus is really good.

SPEAKER_31 1:05:37

Christ of Latter day?

SPEAKER_37 1:05:38

Yeah. Yeah. It's about a Mormon. No. No, it's not.

SPEAKER_30 1:05:43

But it's uh Lutheran in the school.

SPEAKER_28 1:05:46

I didn't know you even knew Jesus Christ.

SPEAKER_35 1:05:48

It's it's not the Book of Mormon, it's the article of Mormon. It's a article. It's a abridged version.

SPEAKER_30 1:05:54

It's a pamphlet. It's a spark notes. Did you watch Cliffes uh Cliff's notes?

SPEAKER_31 1:05:59

Cliff Notes of the Bible. Did you watch uh I don't I can't think of anything today because I'm stupid and I stole, so I'm like I'm She's on the run. Flabbergaster.

SPEAKER_30 1:06:13

We're at you're what?

SPEAKER_35 1:06:15

We are the fated. No, I said we're at. Oh. So they could find you. Do that. That would be the one thing the show missing is missing. You being carried off and handcuffed. That'd be fun.

SPEAKER_31 1:06:28

That actually is true. We are kind of missing. It's amazing. We've got this long.

SPEAKER_35 1:06:34

I know a captain from KCPD.

SPEAKER_31 1:06:36

You do!

SPEAKER_35 1:06:37

Yeah. I know a Norman PD. I know a Norman PD.

SPEAKER_31 1:06:39

Oh no. Oh no. And the two girls go to uh his house and they're um Mormon. Is that who goes to your house as Mormons?

SPEAKER_30 1:06:50

Yeah. Well, Norman's and uh Jehovah's Witnesses.

SPEAKER_37 1:06:54

Oh, maybe it's you know, like Amazon drivers, uh family come to your house.

SPEAKER_30 1:07:00

Not Jackman.

SPEAKER_35 1:07:01

I think I sent it to you where you can schedule. You Lori?

SPEAKER_30 1:07:04

Who's you Lori?

SPEAKER_35 1:07:06

Uh house. Like you can send the Jehovah's Witnesses to somebody.

SPEAKER_30 1:07:10

Oh, yeah, we definitely did that. You did that?

SPEAKER_35 1:07:13

Definitely signed some people up.

SPEAKER_30 1:07:14

We sure did.

unknown 1:07:15

You did. Yeah.

SPEAKER_35 1:07:17

I found this and I sent it to him. I was like, look at it.

SPEAKER_05 1:07:19

Immediate. I went, oh, I already know.

SPEAKER_30 1:07:25

God, that'd be funny. No, because Nita would pull out again.

SPEAKER_37 1:07:28

That would be funny.

SPEAKER_35 1:07:31

So what we can do is where they come to the door and it's like, if you can beat me in a basketball game, we'll listen to your bitch. See Bomb playing basketball.

SPEAKER_31 1:07:39

Yeah, I'd fall in. More than no, uh it was just on HBO, but the two girls go to his house to show him the power of Christ or whatever. And then it ends up, he locks him in the house. It's called like weird name, like can't remember what the name of Reverence or something. It's not reverence. Have we not watched anything? I feel like we've been out of the list. It's not Hugh Jackman, but I can't think of his name. Hugh Grant?

SPEAKER_35 1:08:05

Yeah. Hugh Grant. Hugh Grant.

SPEAKER_31 1:08:06

Yeah, that's but he plays a creepy man. Oh. And the two girls go to like locks him in a basement. Locks him in. It becomes a whole. Ooh. It's good. There's a movie. Hereditary? No. It's something like that.

SPEAKER_35 1:08:18

No, that one's tricky. It's something like that. It's like one word.

SPEAKER_31 1:08:21

You know what I'm talking about?

SPEAKER_35 1:08:21

I don't know that one. No. Oh.

SPEAKER_29 1:08:23

Heteric. It's heteric. Heretic? Heretic.

SPEAKER_35 1:08:25

Hereditary.

SPEAKER_29 1:08:25

What does that say? Heteric. What's heteric mean?

SPEAKER_35 1:08:28

You need to watch Hereditary.

SPEAKER_29 1:08:30

You haven't seen Hereditary either? Let's be she hasn't. Let's remind you. She just now started watching kind of scary. I haven't seen it. Hereditary came out like three years ago.

SPEAKER_37 1:08:38

She doesn't watch scary movies. She just now started like No, we haven't watched that. Well, you watch, she reads it. She loves murder, but hates scary movies. Oh my god.

SPEAKER_35 1:08:49

You know what? Heredity came out that I was really disappointed in so far. Welcome to Dairy.

SPEAKER_30 1:08:55

Don't talk. No, no, no, no. I have firm, deep set beliefs about why Welcome to Dairy is spectacular. I will die on that hill. I will fight somebody, punch you right in the back. Have you watched it?

SPEAKER_35 1:09:11

I will allow you to die on that hill because it's not good.

SPEAKER_30 1:09:13

Stephen King is one of my very I can watch any Stephen King.

SPEAKER_35 1:09:16

It's not good.

SPEAKER_30 1:09:19

It's exactly what it is.

SPEAKER_35 1:09:23

No.

SPEAKER_30 1:09:26

She's mad. Ryan.

SPEAKER_35 1:09:28

It's not the first person that's been mad at me, this is the one. Ryan.

SPEAKER_30 1:09:32

What do you mean? What do you mean it's bad? What's bad about it? Tell me.

SPEAKER_31 1:09:36

It's a little too over the top.

SPEAKER_35 1:09:39

The fact that you get to the fifth episode before you even see the clown.

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SPEAKER_30 1:09:45

The clown is only one. One iteration. It's one iteration of it. Pennywise is just one of all of what it can be. So everything you've seen up to that point is it. All of it. The baby coming out of the giant. All of all of those things scared me. The weird crawley guy in the drawer. Yes, the pickle guy, the weird uh man in the woods.

SPEAKER_37 1:10:17

Uh that whole first scene of the first episode.

SPEAKER_30 1:10:22

Were you like this? Yeah. That's how I was. Kind of the whole time. We were both like, what the fuck? What the fuck? What the fuck?

SPEAKER_35 1:10:28

I've been sitting on the couch. I've been sitting on the couch going, this is not good. Oh, it's so good. Like to the point like I may not finish it.

SPEAKER_30 1:10:35

That is a poor choice that you'll make.

SPEAKER_37 1:10:37

I was like, first part is like the terrifier in like how graphic and quasi. To me, like pushing boundaries a little bit. At least without it being like a NC17 or you know, like some super rated R whatever. I did not expect what happened in the to happen. And I was like, oh my god, this is terrifier level.

SPEAKER_30 1:11:09

And there's so much in Stephen King's universe that is it. The evil that that bleeds into all of his stories can be tied back to the root of evil, which is it. It is evil. So like uh the evil that uh what are you doing?

SPEAKER_37 1:11:41

I was just trying to find a cool soundbite.

SPEAKER_30 1:11:43

Okay. Like too. No, but like the the evil that possesses in Pet Cemetery, the evil that possesses in Tujo, the evil that uh Pennywise creates well, it's it. Oh the evil that creates the like witch in the uh or the witch's like spell in thinner is it. The evil that is uh part of Whatterfuck's face in um what's the the one where she breaks his ankles?

SPEAKER_35 1:12:22

Oh misery.

SPEAKER_30 1:12:23

Misery in um oh, what's the other one that's someone's game? No, there's a some I can't remember, it's it's a name and then game. The evil game that fuels all of the hate and the ick. That's it. And that's why Stephen King's whole universe is wrong.

SPEAKER_37 1:12:48

The Olympic Games.

SPEAKER_30 1:12:49

Because evil, it is in everything special Olympic games, and that's why it's spectacular.

SPEAKER_35 1:12:58

It's just a shitty show.

SPEAKER_28 1:13:00

It's not a shitty show. No, don't get me wrong. Don't get me wrong.

SPEAKER_30 1:13:03

I like still alive. I love Pennywise. Steven Kenny and I love yeah, and I really love uh Bill Skarsgard as Pennywise. Oh yeah. So of course, oh yeah, like I really just wanted another whole miniseries of just Bill Skarsgrd as a clown, like because I love that. But as a Stephen King fan, it's really spectacular. Georgie! Georgie! Got me back!

SPEAKER_28 1:13:29

Georgie! We are getting Pennywise.

SPEAKER_35 1:13:35

I think they were so far away from it's for the true fans.

SPEAKER_30 1:13:40

I'm sorry that you're not one. Fairweather Stephen King fan.

SPEAKER_31 1:13:43

Fairweather fan!

SPEAKER_35 1:13:44

I don't like Stephen King as a person, so I'm not gonna be a big one. Oh no, I don't like him as a person either. I just love his books. I love his stories.

SPEAKER_30 1:13:50

Why don't you like him as a person? He's a bad dude. Well, look what Stephen King wrote.

SPEAKER_37 1:13:56

Oh, Stephen King?

SPEAKER_30 1:13:57

Oh no, he's like a what? A touch?

SPEAKER_35 1:13:59

No.

SPEAKER_30 1:13:59

No, he's just uh not what he wrote. I just don't uh like he's a Democrat.

SPEAKER_31 1:14:09

What's wrong with him? I don't understand.

SPEAKER_37 1:14:11

I don't know. He's a Democrat.

SPEAKER_31 1:14:14

He's a lesbian.

SPEAKER_30 1:14:18

Is he a dick? Well, yeah, yeah. I mean, there's so many people that have been in his movies or his uh TV miniseries that almost quit because of him on set. Like he's he's like, I have a vision! Apparently just a really terrible dude.

SPEAKER_31 1:14:34

You must have two wieners to go forward.

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SPEAKER_37 1:14:38

Did you do um sorry just did you do the 48-hour contest this past?

SPEAKER_35 1:14:48

I don't know. Just that's the way my brain is. Yeah. Did you? We get we missed the deadline by about five or six minutes.

SPEAKER_31 1:14:55

48 hours? Like a deadline.

SPEAKER_35 1:14:58

I I got I got an invite like the morning of Oh wow. They'd put the so they were doing uh Jordan did some really cool things with the like the meet and greets, right? They do in Oakland City and up in Tulsa. Um and she put like she had put together like a spreadsheet that um if you sent your information to her, she'd put on the spreadsheet and send it off to team leads of these are all people that are still looking for teams that do X, Y, and Z.

SPEAKER_30 1:15:27

Oh nice.

SPEAKER_35 1:15:28

And and I got I I got a call off of that and met some great people, had a great time. Um, not not that 48 hours.

SPEAKER_30 1:15:38

You said 48 hours. Yeah, it's 40 hour 48-hour film festival.

SPEAKER_35 1:15:42

Yeah, film race.

SPEAKER_30 1:15:43

Film race?

SPEAKER_35 1:15:44

They have so you get at like seven o'clock on a Friday evening, everybody gets the same line of dialogue, uh, male and female version of a character name, um, a prop, and then they draw a genre, and you have 48 hours to write it, shoot it, edit, score, and finish it and get it turned in. It's fun.

SPEAKER_37 1:16:07

Like I did one two years ago. I did one two years ago.

SPEAKER_35 1:16:11

If you get with the right people, it's a blast. Yeah. Because it's exhausting, but it's so much fun.

SPEAKER_31 1:16:16

What was the movie?

SPEAKER_35 1:16:18

Um what was the name of it?

SPEAKER_31 1:16:19

Or the short or whatever.

SPEAKER_35 1:16:21

I don't remember what the name was off the top of my head.

SPEAKER_30 1:16:24

Bootilicious? Yes. Two winos. Two wina bootilicious.

SPEAKER_35 1:16:29

It was not that. It was not. It was not. We got I think we did, we drew like superhero, I think, for the genre. Um god. So it was, but it was I the name leaves me right now, but it was it was a lot of fun. I I mean where did you film it? Uh in Oklahoma City. We did.

SPEAKER_31 1:16:50

I didn't see you. I was around. I was around OKC. You're right. Metro.

SPEAKER_35 1:16:55

Don't talk about yourself like that.

SPEAKER_31 1:16:57

Um I didn't say I get around. I said I was around. Maybe I'm pimping it. I was around. I was around.

SPEAKER_05 1:17:07

I was team using it.

SPEAKER_37 1:17:08

It's too much cozy. I did it the one year. It was pretty fun. Probably. Um I didn't get an invite this past one. Whoa, some of us stop pouting. Maybe I just maybe you piss someone off. Start a team. Yeah.

SPEAKER_31 1:17:25

Yeah. You should. Team dangling.

SPEAKER_37 1:17:27

And yeah.

SPEAKER_31 1:17:28

Team dangling.

SPEAKER_37 1:17:29

Team danglang.

SPEAKER_31 1:17:30

Dangleang. Team dangling. What's your movie? You should put Silas.

SPEAKER_37 1:17:34

But you can't because genre, right? So that that can change your story a little bit.

SPEAKER_32 1:17:45

Yeah.

SPEAKER_37 1:17:46

But I think you could probably have maybe a few ideas that may fit a couple of different genres just in case you draw one. But I don't know.

SPEAKER_35 1:17:57

Um, because you don't know prop. Yeah. Or a certain line of dialogue dialogue.

SPEAKER_31 1:18:05

Genre is blah blah, and then they give you blah blah.

SPEAKER_35 1:18:08

So well, so you'll you'll go in and they'll be like, all right, so the post-ang. Every team dangling. Every team has got to have this line of dialogue. And it can't be a variation of that line. It has to be that exact line, or you're disqualified. And then there's a it could be like, you know, Joe Blow and Josephine Blow or whatever the character names. And then, you know, the prop could be like a tire iron or corn. Well, we know right.

SPEAKER_30 1:18:36

And wasn't it like isn't it also like um theory that you were in the prop was a ticket?

SPEAKER_36 1:18:43

Yeah. Yeah.

SPEAKER_30 1:18:44

The and the person was a an influencer, right? Like wasn't it a it was like a very specific and then they had their name, and then I don't remember what the line was, but um so you can take creative liberties like that.

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SPEAKER_35 1:18:59

Liberties with with because ticket could be a speeding ticket, it could be a ticket to get into a sporting event or a movie. It could be a Titanic. Yeah, raffle ticket. I mean there's you know Yeah. The golden ticket in Willie Wonk. Like you like and you know, influencer, social media influencer, you know, yeah. I mean, there's you know, several different ways that can go.

SPEAKER_30 1:19:22

So every team has all of that the same, yeah, but then every team gets a different genre. And so they have to incorporate all of those things into their genre and film and all of that in 24 hours.

SPEAKER_35 1:19:35

So when they draw, when they draw, like it's you get two different genres and you get to pick one.

SPEAKER_30 1:19:41

Oh, that's cool. I didn't know.

SPEAKER_35 1:19:42

So it's like musical and action. So you have to what if we want to combine them?

SPEAKER_05 1:19:50

Musical, superhero musical.

SPEAKER_30 1:19:54

Bam!

SPEAKER_37 1:19:54

I kind of want to think about it. I'd like to that'd be really fun. Yeah, I'd like to get some some friends. We don't. We just make it not sleep and do it. Uh-huh.

SPEAKER_35 1:20:10

Yeah, we can sleep when we're dead.

SPEAKER_31 1:20:12

I love sleeping.

unknown 1:20:13

I do.

SPEAKER_31 1:20:14

I do sleep a lot.

SPEAKER_35 1:20:16

I do not sleep. Boring.

SPEAKER_37 1:20:18

Boring. Well, any other uh finished projects you've done that Batman releasing soon or no, no, not off top of my head.

SPEAKER_31 1:20:30

Well, I got one coming out. It's called Massage Parler.

SPEAKER_37 1:20:36

Oh my god. I knew it! I knew that's what you did.

SPEAKER_35 1:20:40

I knew there was gonna be a that's a short film.

SPEAKER_31 1:20:42

Sexual innuendo.

SPEAKER_35 1:20:43

That's a very short film.

SPEAKER_31 1:20:45

Short film.

SPEAKER_27 1:20:45

It's because she's using mice.

SPEAKER_31 1:20:47

Yeah.

SPEAKER_27 1:20:48

It's a mini-series.

SPEAKER_31 1:20:49

It's a mini series. Mini. Oh, but have y'all gotten massage in a while?

SPEAKER_30 1:20:56

Um, we have a massage chair. Oh yeah, y'all.

SPEAKER_37 1:21:00

Yeah. Yeah, we got one of the badass ones.

SPEAKER_30 1:21:03

Uh I got a massage over the summer from uh one of my coworkers. His wife is a massage therapist. That was magic. Magic. She was great.

SPEAKER_37 1:21:13

So we go to a little uh pedicure, manicure spot that uh one dot nail.

SPEAKER_30 1:21:19

Happy ending.

SPEAKER_37 1:21:21

Well, I mean, I'm happy at the end of it for sure, but maybe not in that way.

SPEAKER_31 1:21:26

I didn't get a happy ending.

SPEAKER_35 1:21:27

You don't need a cream or a pill when you leave. A cream or a pillament topical ointment. Yeah.

SPEAKER_30 1:21:34

A salve. Sow.

SPEAKER_35 1:21:37

I don't have to go to the health department and pick a potato. There's there's not a medication commercial on TV for what you have.

SPEAKER_31 1:21:44

No, wink, wink. They just haven't discovered it yet. To me to get naked and get rubbed by a complete stranger, but the like interaction right before the massage is so awkward. Yes.

SPEAKER_37 1:21:57

So you can be naked and they can touch you in your face.

SPEAKER_31 1:21:59

Yeah, I'm fine. But when they're like, we're fully clothed and they're like, okay, so you have a one-hour massage. What kind of pressure do you want? And I'm like, Whatever you want, I don't care.

SPEAKER_35 1:22:10

Tell them get a jackhammer. Like when you think it's deep enough, it's not. Jump from the back.

SPEAKER_31 1:22:16

Do you have any points that are um hurting? Are there any areas? Have you had any surgeries? Um, is there and it's just like you just like rub my back? I'm just here for a back scratch.

SPEAKER_37 1:22:29

I'm gonna and I'm gonna leave. And so you just undressed at her level, you're comfortable. Oh, right now you're being oh what I was gonna step out.

SPEAKER_35 1:22:38

Yeah. You're gonna see it anyway.

SPEAKER_31 1:22:40

For some reason, that part's more awkward than the yeah, the talking to people.

SPEAKER_35 1:22:44

So it's the peopling when you actually have to look at people and interact with them that's a problem.

SPEAKER_40 1:22:48

Media pressure. Can I get undressed now?

SPEAKER_37 1:22:53

My buttle sweat. Got anything for that?

SPEAKER_31 1:22:58

And then when you have to roll over and you don't want them to see your tits, you're like, shame.

SPEAKER_37 1:23:04

But they say your buttle.

SPEAKER_29 1:23:07

Sounds like a big nip.

SPEAKER_35 1:23:09

It's a trade-off. You got a powder for that? You know those the tie massage where they walk on you?

SPEAKER_31 1:23:15

Oh, okay.

SPEAKER_35 1:23:16

Okay, so I was like, Oh, yeah, where they like I was in Houston one time and I was like, all right, well, I got they do four hand for that. Yeah, let me get that. Four hand?

SPEAKER_30 1:23:26

Yeah. Like two people?

SPEAKER_35 1:23:28

Yeah.

SPEAKER_30 1:23:28

Two people?

SPEAKER_35 1:23:29

Well, and normally they're they weighed 80 pounds and they're four foot eleven. They were not. They were not.

SPEAKER_27 1:23:36

You got four baffy hands. We got smell like sauce. Darla is Brenda.

SPEAKER_35 1:23:42

She was like 160, 170 pounds, and she's just walking on my upper back, and I'm like, Walking?

SPEAKER_31 1:23:50

Were they holding on the bar?

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SPEAKER_35 1:23:51

Yeah. Yeah.

SPEAKER_31 1:23:53

I've never done that one.

SPEAKER_35 1:23:55

You got one walking on your calves and one's walking on the deadlifting. Right.

SPEAKER_43 1:24:00

I was like, I can take this. Oh my god.

SPEAKER_35 1:24:03

But you're already in, so it's like, all right, as long as the ribs don't crack, we're gonna keep it a I'm a man, I can do that.

SPEAKER_37 1:24:09

We gotta I felt one. We we got a couple to massage out of place. And too far.

SPEAKER_35 1:24:16

No, I felt nobody came and stole him out of the room. That's how you know. Obviously.

SPEAKER_37 1:24:22

I could tell she put her foot up on the wall. Like for leverage. Like, dig in, and I was just nah. What are you doing?

SPEAKER_35 1:24:33

That's that's no, it's great. Like, I there was uh the one of the best massage therapists that I that I ever have ever gone to was a female bodybuilder. Whoa, and she, when she got in, she leveraged against the wall and she dug her elbow in, and it was fucking Brian. Yep. So I was elbow deep and uh she was elbow deep.

SPEAKER_37 1:24:58

It was hell good, dude. It was awesome. I can't do the deep tissue stuff. I like it for I I just want to lay down. I'm gonna go like, can you just draw on my back and let me guess what you draw?

SPEAKER_31 1:25:11

Just tickle my back.

SPEAKER_30 1:25:12

Tickle my back.

SPEAKER_37 1:25:13

Just tickle my back.

SPEAKER_30 1:25:15

Uh-huh. I want to hear the popping of the knots.

SPEAKER_35 1:25:19

Absolutely. Yeah.

SPEAKER_30 1:25:21

If there's no crunching, it's no crunching, you're not doing anything.

SPEAKER_35 1:25:25

Have you ever, I think I I'm gonna mispronounce it, but like guashaw, where they actually have like the um like the metal and ivory like blade that they call it. Oh, I have a jade, I have a jade one, yeah. That you they break up and you end up looking, I mean it breezes right. Yeah, because it draws all the it's like cupping, but you're but you're digging into them. Those are amazing, especially like right up because they everybody misses. They'll start to hit that knot on the top of the traps and then they just never go into it. You don't want to hurt you or something.

SPEAKER_09 1:25:57

But don't clear it.

SPEAKER_14 1:25:59

I know, hurt me.

SPEAKER_09 1:26:00

Hard fucking core. Yes, yes.

SPEAKER_31 1:26:02

The other thing I thought of was they listened to so much like, oh, she had it on like uh Native American flute, and I was like, ooh, I like this. Like I felt like I was like, ooh. But they listen to that all day, right? Do you think they get in their car?

SPEAKER_50 1:26:18

They're like, death metal or because they listen to it.

SPEAKER_31 1:26:24

Because I was thinking, oh my god, if I all day at work just listened to like Enya. Yeah, or like the Rocos. I'd want to listen to Megadeth. With the ball or something. Sorry, Kid Rockin's the hard rockin'.

SPEAKER_37 1:26:50

That's her baby middle kid rocking.

SPEAKER_40 1:26:54

I don't know, put on some Uncle Cracker, man, with rock and shit. It's a spin-dunky collective soul black brother. Black.

SPEAKER_30 1:27:14

No black hole.

SPEAKER_31 1:27:21

That's great. Rage is with you. And they're just like going home. But I'm going home listening to like all day. Not really, but I know it.

SPEAKER_35 1:27:37

She's found the places that she's trying to recruit you to, I guess. Yeah. It's gonna be another one of those cults where you're gonna get some.

SPEAKER_29 1:27:44

No, I'm just in management. So get a tattoo on the bird.

SPEAKER_37 1:27:49

This is my uh this is my cult leader.

SPEAKER_31 1:27:52

Oh, yeah.

SPEAKER_37 1:27:53

What was that uh Jared Leto?

SPEAKER_29 1:27:55

Jaredo, your name should be Shiloh.

SPEAKER_37 1:27:57

No, the guy we watched um Nexium. Yep. Nexium. Oh, yeah, but he had short hair. What was his name though? Rain Rainier. Yeah. Steve Rainier? Keith Rainier. Keith Rainier. Oh, okay. What's her name's out? The chick from Smallville? Oh. She was just on a podcast. She's starting one.

SPEAKER_19 1:28:16

What are you all watching?

SPEAKER_30 1:28:17

She was just on a podcast with uh it was a cult documentary. We got into a whole series of cult documentaries.

SPEAKER_19 1:28:22

Cult?

SPEAKER_35 1:28:23

Cult. So cult. No, no, no.

unknown 1:28:26

Cult.

SPEAKER_30 1:28:26

Maybe that's how it means. Like, hey, that comet. That's our ship home. Drink this juice. Kool-aid.

SPEAKER_35 1:28:32

Coolidge. You won't remember it then. Yeah, you won't remember.

SPEAKER_30 1:28:34

Everybody wear your sweatsuits.

SPEAKER_35 1:28:37

No, it was a thing that was um they were recruiting actors and the stuff out of the house. Oh no, 2000. Like, this is this is fairly moderately recent. Yeah, hell but she like legit just got out of jail.

SPEAKER_30 1:28:49

And it was like it was a business level cult as well. Like there was a whole lot of religion. Oh no, it was wild. Self-help. N-X-I-V-MXIM. Yeah. Oh, that was a weird one.

SPEAKER_35 1:29:06

Yeah, and they were they were like uh branding women with his initials like near their cooter. The next yeah, the Nexium thing was like that's what it kind of or whatever that was like. But he had his like J R in the logo. It was like on a vagina.

SPEAKER_30 1:29:24

On the vagina.

SPEAKER_35 1:29:25

Allegedly.

SPEAKER_30 1:29:25

Allegedly. No, that would burn on or who on.

SPEAKER_35 1:29:28

For legal purposes.

SPEAKER_30 1:29:30

Allegedly.

SPEAKER_37 1:29:31

Everything on this podcast is allegedly. Allegedly. Yeah.

SPEAKER_30 1:29:35

Like our intelligence. I always wonder.

SPEAKER_31 1:29:37

I'm like, do you think I could I would like to become a follower like that?

SPEAKER_35 1:29:41

Yes. 100%.

SPEAKER_31 1:29:44

I think I'll be a leader.

SPEAKER_35 1:29:45

You would be not a first one to sign up.

SPEAKER_31 1:29:48

I wouldn't drink that Kool-In. I'd be a leader.

SPEAKER_35 1:29:50

It wouldn't be Kool-Aid, but um What would it be?

unknown 1:29:53

Pee.

SPEAKER_31 1:29:54

Wine in a Box. It's a wine in a box.

SPEAKER_27 1:29:57

It's a wine in a box. Where's R. Kelly?

SPEAKER_37 1:30:02

What are the other ones called? Other ones are called like beatbox or something?

unknown 1:30:07

Yeah.

SPEAKER_37 1:30:07

Boda box. Everyone pick up a boda box and come in. We're gonna teach you how you can better yourself over a boat a box.

SPEAKER_31 1:30:16

Give us a thousand dollars a month. What if a cult?

SPEAKER_37 1:30:19

But I gotta see you naked. Oh first. I need to see you whispering eye.

SPEAKER_30 1:30:22

What if a cult used poor loco? Poor loco. The OG for loco.

SPEAKER_31 1:30:28

Oh, fuck that. You'll die.

SPEAKER_37 1:30:31

It's probably four locos.

SPEAKER_30 1:30:36

Oh, I saw uh there's a I don't know, there's a TikTok guy that I get his his weird newsletter every week because he's funny. And yeah. Uh but he was talking about, he had a whole one about um things that are actually brand names, but we just call them that. Like zipper is a brand name, and when now we call all of those, but um he went on this whole spiel about how uh drinking the Kool-Aid, uh, they actually had it was actually flavor aid that they poisoned. And so like Kool-Aid, I guess, went on this whole like marketing campaign about like they weren't drinking Kool-Aid, it was like a little bit on the Jim Jones thing.

SPEAKER_35 1:31:18

Yes, yeah.

SPEAKER_20 1:31:19

It was flavoring.

SPEAKER_27 1:31:21

It's flavoring, not even cherry.

SPEAKER_43 1:31:25

Are those red solo cups? It was best choice.

SPEAKER_20 1:31:28

It wasn't us.

SPEAKER_46 1:31:30

Oh, yeah. Right.

SPEAKER_31 1:31:33

The Kool-Aid man would never Do you have any drinks in that fridge?

SPEAKER_30 1:31:39

We do have drinks in this fridge. The cream rice. Uh, I've got some beers, maybe.

SPEAKER_35 1:31:46

I've got the man is not happy with things.

SPEAKER_30 1:31:49

Arnold, who's talking right now? I've got an Arnold Palmer, a spiked on Ernard Ernard Permer.

SPEAKER_31 1:31:54

I'll try it. Do you want one? I want one.

SPEAKER_35 1:31:56

No, I'm good.

SPEAKER_31 1:31:56

What are you doing? Water man? Come on.

SPEAKER_30 1:31:59

He's a healthy boy.

SPEAKER_35 1:32:00

I'm too pretty for jail.

SPEAKER_31 1:32:03

That's true.

SPEAKER_35 1:32:04

That would be a bad day.

SPEAKER_37 1:32:05

I'm just pretty enough.

SPEAKER_31 1:32:08

For jail? With the wig.

SPEAKER_37 1:32:09

Yeah.

SPEAKER_31 1:32:10

I that was the scene.

SPEAKER_35 1:32:15

Well, I'm done.

SPEAKER_31 1:32:17

You went to prison? No, in Edging.

SPEAKER_37 1:32:21

I never made a name of Jim Pop. You three, I am ready for some outrage. Just videos.

SPEAKER_31 1:32:27

Casey needs a drink.

SPEAKER_30 1:32:30

Just pour that in there. It was a sound effect. Calm down.

SPEAKER_31 1:32:33

I don't like who you are with. That's our Thanksgiving drink.

SPEAKER_30 1:32:38

We do need a good Thanksgiving drink. You go do the Thanksgiving. I was telling our boy about that.

SPEAKER_31 1:32:40

I was like, she always has a Thanksgiving drink. That's fine.

SPEAKER_30 1:32:44

Yeah, I want to do a punch. Like a like a batch. Cocktail. So I'll do some researching. I'm sure I have some saved.

SPEAKER_37 1:32:54

Do they have one called the turkey snatch?

SPEAKER_28 1:32:56

Ooh, they have a turkey gibbler.

SPEAKER_37 1:32:58

Yeah, the gibbler.

SPEAKER_31 1:33:01

I mean gobbler. Turkey gobbler. Gibbler.

SPEAKER_37 1:33:03

Gibbler, gobbler.

SPEAKER_31 1:33:04

Gobble Gibble gobblble gobbler.

SPEAKER_37 1:33:06

Gabbler. Dibble dabble at it.

SPEAKER_31 1:33:10

Dibbler dabbler. Call 45. Did you get a raise? No, but we got evals in March. March! So I got it on my list.

SPEAKER_37 1:33:20

Good.

SPEAKER_31 1:33:20

Look what I did.

SPEAKER_37 1:33:21

Bitch!

SPEAKER_31 1:33:22

And I took on two new people, about to be three.

SPEAKER_37 1:33:25

So you and a whole new unit. What's that bring your staff level up to? Really?

SPEAKER_30 1:33:32

Well, you should absolutely be getting raids. Nine just for supervision.

SPEAKER_31 1:33:35

Nine people. Nine people that all complain about diarrhea. Live that life.

SPEAKER_37 1:33:40

And you have to do their evaluations. Oh, those uh that sucks.

SPEAKER_31 1:33:45

And I'm like, remember?

SPEAKER_37 1:33:47

Remember the diarrhea you had?

SPEAKER_31 1:33:49

Remember when you looked at me wrong? Six days in a row? You suck. That's the kind of manager I am.

SPEAKER_30 1:33:54

Shit. Uh the reason that uh they won't let me and Kelly evaluate Kelly is because they would have to pay us more. That's right. Found that out. I'll be shocked if I get well, I got a raise in July, but I wouldn't I would be baffled just on your amount of supervision now if you didn't get a raise.

SPEAKER_37 1:34:23

But you know, they'll if they can not give a raise and keep people working their own.

SPEAKER_31 1:34:32

So I can literally not do shit for 12 months because I can't get a promotion back to back. And they're like, Well, when you say it like that.

SPEAKER_37 1:34:41

Well, yeah, okay. That's what you're telling me.

SPEAKER_31 1:34:43

Literally, I cannot get a promotion back to back in 12 months. So for a year I can fuck off because I'm not, I'm guaranteed no promotion.

SPEAKER_04 1:34:51

Yeah.

SPEAKER_37 1:34:53

So in 13 months, you'll see my performance go back up. Right.

SPEAKER_31 1:34:58

Until then, poop and all day.

SPEAKER_37 1:35:00

Well, that's kind of like how you know I've heard people say that they really don't do any work at work unless it's a payday week.

SPEAKER_31 1:35:11

Like I work all the time.

SPEAKER_37 1:35:13

I know, you shouldn't. Only really work when it's a day.

SPEAKER_31 1:35:18

The day before you get paid.

SPEAKER_37 1:35:19

On that on that week, yeah. The whole week?

SPEAKER_30 1:35:21

The whole week or three days. Oh yeah. I get paid on Wednesday. I was gonna say, what if you get paid on like a Wednesday? Yeah, I get paid on Wednesday, me. Do you just work Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday?

SPEAKER_37 1:35:30

Yeah.

SPEAKER_30 1:35:30

Okay. Oh, okay. That's good enough.

SPEAKER_37 1:35:33

Well, they need to change a day. If they want more work out of you, make it a Friday.

SPEAKER_31 1:35:36

Yeah, that's true.

SPEAKER_37 1:35:37

That way you're Monday through Friday, you're working that way.

SPEAKER_31 1:35:41

What's what I gotta go five days a week. Here's what bothers me.

SPEAKER_37 1:35:47

So during like the COVID lockdown bullshit, so many companies, yeah, so many companies invested in their technology to allow work from home, right? They even got funds from the COVID funds to do that.

SPEAKER_31 1:36:06

Camera.

SPEAKER_37 1:36:06

And now you make us all go back in, like you're wasting all that money.

SPEAKER_31 1:36:10

Where'd all that money go? Why do I gotta why do I got a cam if I don't need one for FaceTiming or Zooming?

SPEAKER_37 1:36:17

So they can watch you.

SPEAKER_30 1:36:19

You came in exactly where you came out. Maybe you could get some Sooner fans. Like I feel like that would be a lucrative OnlyFans.

SPEAKER_31 1:36:32

Sooner fans?

SPEAKER_37 1:36:33

I'm starting one.

SPEAKER_31 1:36:34

Sooner Nation.

SPEAKER_37 1:36:36

Starting OnlyFans.

SPEAKER_31 1:36:38

With that hair.

SPEAKER_37 1:36:44

It's just gonna be walking barefoot on various you know, peanut butter. Meet ASMR. Put your toes in there.

SPEAKER_30 1:36:54

Oh, oh no.

SPEAKER_37 1:36:59

Alright, who's ready for it? Like the mukbang? That sounds already on them. You're on there? No. Oh. If y'all are ready, I got some. Oh witch shit.

SPEAKER_25 1:37:12

Let's go full throttle.

SPEAKER_30 1:37:14

Full throttle. Full throttle.

SPEAKER_55 1:37:15

Daddy's my pants.

SPEAKER_30 1:37:16

I'm just super daddy now. Shit. Shit. Oh my god.

SPEAKER_31 1:37:23

Oh lord.

SPEAKER_32 1:37:24

It's on a troll hat? You don't know.

SPEAKER_33 1:37:27

Uh no.

SPEAKER_32 1:37:28

Whoa. How did you do that? It's a thing that we call magic.

SPEAKER_33 1:37:31

Oh, magic. So you're like a high elf or something?

SPEAKER_32 1:37:35

I'm the best hypnotist in the world.

SPEAKER_33 1:37:37

Oh. Can you hypnotize my anxiety away?

SPEAKER_32 1:37:41

I most certainly can. How old are you?

SPEAKER_33 1:37:43

How old do you think I am? 28. Yep. I don't know how you did that, but yeah, it was pretty good.

SPEAKER_32 1:37:48

Perfect.

SPEAKER_40 1:37:48

I'm Mystic Dickie!

SPEAKER_33 1:37:52

Alright, Mystic Dickie. Alright. Yeah, that was pretty cool. Not like the part, but like the magic part of it. Have you ever been hypnoty? No.

SPEAKER_32 1:38:01

We're getting ready to get you hypnotized, but I think we should try maybe one more trick.

SPEAKER_33 1:38:05

Okay. Alright.

SPEAKER_32 1:38:06

Tell me when to stop.

SPEAKER_33 1:38:08

Stop.

SPEAKER_32 1:38:09

Remember this card.

unknown 1:38:12

Okay.

SPEAKER_33 1:38:15

You got your card. Yeah, I have it. Is it a good card? It's an okay card, I guess. You could have selected any.

SPEAKER_32 1:38:21

Yeah. I'm gonna try and read your mind. Think of your card. Think of the number or the letter.

SPEAKER_33 1:38:25

Well, it's words.

SPEAKER_32 1:38:27

Word? Yeah, it's two.

SPEAKER_33 1:38:29

It's two words.

SPEAKER_32 1:38:30

You're making it a little bit more difficult for me this time. Shit! Well, how about this? I've got five numbers here. One through five. Pick one of them.

SPEAKER_33 1:38:39

Okay, let's go with three.

unknown 1:38:42

Okay.

SPEAKER_32 1:38:43

The card you selected is on the back of here.

SPEAKER_33 1:38:46

It is.

SPEAKER_32 1:38:50

If you selected any of the other ones, it wouldn't have been your card. Oh.

SPEAKER_33 1:38:56

Oh.

SPEAKER_32 1:38:58

What? For some reason, I think I have to hypnotize you.

SPEAKER_53 1:39:02

Congratulations.

SPEAKER_32 1:39:03

You have passed the test.

SPEAKER_53 1:39:05

Hypnosis is real. And you're ready to get hypnotized by the amazing Mystic Dickie.

SPEAKER_32 1:39:13

Well, let's do this, my friend. Close your eyes and take a deep breath in for me. Okay, okay. And exhale. Relaxing your anal. Take another deep breath in.

SPEAKER_16 1:39:27

And exhale out the anal. Yes.

SPEAKER_32 1:39:32

By the end of this hypnosis, we're going to forget that you are gay.

SPEAKER_33 1:39:39

But I wasn't.

SPEAKER_32 1:39:40

But I wasn't. When I snap my fingers, you will wake up and forget that you're a gay.

SPEAKER_33 1:39:47

But but I was I wasn't gay ever. Well then let's prove that.

SPEAKER_32 1:39:51

I've got a card in my pocket. What card is it?

SPEAKER_33 1:39:54

It's the you're not gay card.

SPEAKER_32 1:40:01

But we can fix that. The card or you give her a kiss. Oh. Oh. Okay.

SPEAKER_40 1:40:07

That's live just tonight. Is that where you got your wig? Yeah.

SPEAKER_31 1:40:16

Nice.

Music Parodies, Cringe Crooners, Cybertruck Song

SPEAKER_51 1:40:18

Been straight blasting people for 35 years, from grandmasters to masters to professional boxers to MMA guys, everybody you could think of, and none of them survived the blast. It's not because I'm some ultimate dude, it's because of the blast. Midair, it looks like it's helped your high school on this video. You think he graduated? And you're going to see that it's finished. That's fine. Ultimate. Okay. So what the blast is here. I'm occupying what we call center line. Which is right here. My hands. Here's Capso skinny. Like a say like a chest. But you see how they're going over top of each other, and I'm occupying center. So if this person wants to hit me, they have to go around or they're going to run into my hands. Okay? Clearly. This is the motion. Right here. Okay? Okay. I back up and I'm going to show you right here. So the other thing we want to do is sprint. Okay? Not the name and the phone button. Get rid of five minutes. I'm going to be right here. I'm going to sprint and punch like this. Now I'm going to do like four or five punches. Say five max and I'm going to shut down. Okay? We don't want straight back. Sprinting goat? You can't keep going. Possible. Okay? So we're just going to blast four or five and shut down. You'll feel your emotional peak getting to a certain spot. We don't want to go over that peak. Okay. Okay? So now we won't be hitting this guy, not hurting him. Okay? And that's when we kick into another range. Never go over. So right here with that said, I'm gonna go slow so I don't lose my mic here. But here's where we're being. God dog it.

SPEAKER_35 1:42:20

You got blessed.

SPEAKER_08 1:42:21

Who call me inspirational for having a disability? And I have to agree, it's a lot of work. I wake up every day filled with determination to get Pedro Pascal and Oscar Isaac to Eiffel Tower me. Oh my god.

SPEAKER_22 1:42:42

Come forth.

SPEAKER_30 1:42:53

Oh no. Seeing if my knuckles are that's funny.

SPEAKER_08 1:43:03

Oh if you cracked a disabled person, I just wanted to say thank you for your contribution to our community. And as a reminder, I may have cerebral palsy, but my primary diagnosis has always been freak. I may have brain damage, but my head game is still top tier. Without fail on every single one of my videos, I have at least one person commenting. Oh, I eat my vegetables. I eat my vegetables. Baby, you think I care that you eat your vegetables? What I really want to know is do you finish them?

SPEAKER_11 1:43:50

Okay.

SPEAKER_19 1:43:51

Oh, hi everyone. This is Todd Davis. I said I'd come back live Saturday, November 15th, after Notre Dame 1. See that light that's on right back there? Back there. That light in that room? That that room I had lit up for me by the Hampton and Nice people because in that very spot was the last time I ever made love to a woman. When this video is uploaded, it'll be exactly one year ago to the time exactly. 1130. Woman was Rebecca Lynn White. Okay. Full government name.

SPEAKER_46 1:44:34

Yeah.

SPEAKER_19 1:44:35

And the words of Walt Disney are Lot's wife. What? Well, what happened when Lot's wife looked back? She became a pillar of salt. What happened? What happens with Walt Disney's motto? You keep moving forward. So I'm gonna show you all how to move past anything in life.

SPEAKER_37 1:44:57

Okay.

SPEAKER_19 1:44:57

I'm gonna show you all how to create an illusion and a trick in itself. It's gonna be fun. It's gonna be entertaining. It's gonna be exciting. And uh I don't think I know what that means. I think it's gonna be illegal. You silly people. So silly people We're going to expose this. It's going to be fun. In about two weeks. Oh. I'm gonna do the greatest unveiled Scooby-Doo mask I've ever done.

SPEAKER_30 1:45:30

Wow. He's gonna kidnap her.

SPEAKER_19 1:45:31

Are you waiting? And hide her in that room. I am Wednesday, November 26th, live on a rooftop penthouse in Manhattan.

SPEAKER_18 1:45:43

Double tree.

SPEAKER_19 1:45:44

Double tree. Looking right at the Empire State building. 7 p.m. Eastern Standard Time Zone.

SPEAKER_18 1:45:53

Man, I can say this. I carry it out in this bag all the time. I'm gonna expose every dirty secret.

SPEAKER_30 1:46:02

Of Rebecca Lynn, whatever.

SPEAKER_18 1:46:07

And it's gonna be fun. It's gonna be fun.

SPEAKER_30 1:46:11

Please tell me you have it saved so we can watch the case.

SPEAKER_18 1:46:14

Let's get ready, America. Ready? Let's have fun. Alright. Love and peace. And restraining orders.

SPEAKER_30 1:46:29

Oh no. Oh my god.

SPEAKER_26 1:46:32

I know you were bipolar and everything.

SPEAKER_30 1:46:35

You have a nut sack on your face.

SPEAKER_37 1:46:39

Chin nuts. Bolchinny.

SPEAKER_30 1:46:42

Bolchinny.

unknown 1:46:44

Bolchinny.

SPEAKER_41 1:46:45

I knew aliens were here already.

SPEAKER_48 1:46:47

Talking to you.

SPEAKER_41 1:46:48

What you talking to me for?

SPEAKER_48 1:46:49

I mean you staring right at me.

SPEAKER_41 1:46:51

Staring at you?

SPEAKER_48 1:46:52

I mean, you looking right at me, standing there looking at me.

SPEAKER_41 1:46:54

I'm not looking at you. I don't know what made you think that.

SPEAKER_48 1:46:57

You just still standing there looking at me.

SPEAKER_41 1:46:59

I'm not looking at you, sir. I'm not. You looking right at me. So I'm looking at you. Yeah, you looking right at me. And if I was, it's a fucking problem. So it's a problem that it's a problem that I'm blind.

SPEAKER_48 1:47:09

What the fuck? I got something for that.

SPEAKER_41 1:47:16

I'm gonna call my brother.

SPEAKER_48 1:47:19

Man, call me your friend, bro.

SPEAKER_41 1:47:20

Hey, bro. Hey, where you at?

SPEAKER_48 1:47:23

Call that motherfucker. Call that motherfucker.

SPEAKER_41 1:47:25

Hurry up. It's a dude. Push up. Oh no.

SPEAKER_48 1:47:29

Backup line, too. Backup line.

SPEAKER_41 1:47:33

Right here. I think he's in front of me. Yes. It's hot. So you disrespect me?

SPEAKER_48 1:47:44

It's me. It's me. I can't see him. I am not going to be getting into it with two people that can't see me. You still talking crap.

SPEAKER_30 1:47:59

Can you two go do that? You two? I want me and Brian.

SPEAKER_37 1:48:02

Blind guys.

SPEAKER_30 1:48:04

Taylor and Brian. Find out.

SPEAKER_45 1:48:06

So if that's a nut cracker. Would that be a nut?

SPEAKER_03 1:48:11

Yes.

SPEAKER_05 1:48:19

No. He won't do that.

SPEAKER_43 1:48:22

That's perfect.

SPEAKER_28 1:48:22

I can't say that. He can't.

SPEAKER_43 1:48:24

No, you can't. You can't.

SPEAKER_28 1:48:25

Damn, Cat Williams. That's the one. That's Cat Williams.

SPEAKER_26 1:48:30

Show me that butthole, baby. I won't see that starfish. Let it shine like a maybe. Oh, I loved him.

SPEAKER_35 1:48:53

You don't embarrass your kids, are they really your kids? Why did you have them?

SPEAKER_31 1:48:59

Oh.

SPEAKER_28 1:49:01

Yeah.

SPEAKER_30 1:49:02

Okay.

SPEAKER_28 1:49:03

Okay.

SPEAKER_30 1:49:04

Red dress. Honey, you can't dance like that in flats.

SPEAKER_43 1:49:10

Is that BTK?

SPEAKER_28 1:49:12

BTK?

SPEAKER_30 1:49:13

Dennis. Oh, at least he has shorts on. Bloomers. For the dancing.

unknown 1:49:21

Oh.

SPEAKER_36 1:49:22

Hair flow. Oh, yeah.

SPEAKER_30 1:49:24

Like his eyebrow?

SPEAKER_05 1:49:25

Uh.

SPEAKER_35 1:49:26

Is he Wilma?

SPEAKER_16 1:49:28

Well.

SPEAKER_43 1:49:39

I would have gotten away with it. I would have gotten away with me.

SPEAKER_03 1:49:44

Are you afraid that if you slam a door too hard, all that fun is gonna eventually combust and explode your home? Me fucking too. If you have a solution, please call me.

SPEAKER_37 1:49:55

I think that's our brother Dan.

SPEAKER_30 1:50:00

Brother? Yes. Oh!

SPEAKER_23 1:50:04

I'm David Balboa. A little bit of fitness walking.

SPEAKER_00 1:50:10

Enough shop talk. Let's walk. Oh, I guess I can we'll walk while you talk.

SPEAKER_23 1:50:16

One of the advantages of fitness walking is doing it with friends who like to talk makes it like a social event.

SPEAKER_09 1:50:24

Can you just see? So I'll be Aldi again. And I'm not sure. My name is Henry Copper, but people call me the boy who lived. Because Randy Mort, the world's worst crackhead, slapped me with a stolen piece of magical copper and left me with a turd-shaped scar right on my corner.

SPEAKER_55 1:50:43

I'm gonna teach you a very important skill today. First, you're gonna add your sage, and you're gonna add a little bit of fry bread. That's the perfect potion to keep the people away and the skin.

SPEAKER_03 1:51:08

Oh my god, bruh!

SPEAKER_09 1:51:11

I'm still alive. Come on, these nuts!

SPEAKER_42 1:51:17

Wow, that's such a cool school pet you've got. Thanks, her name's Polly.

SPEAKER_24 1:51:21

This one is speaking to you.

SPEAKER_56 1:51:25

I don't think so.

SPEAKER_24 1:51:26

I have the perfect one for you.

SPEAKER_56 1:51:28

Is that a taquito?

SPEAKER_24 1:51:30

Never doubt the power of a taquito. Try that on that guy.

SPEAKER_56 1:51:33

Hey, this testiculosis!

SPEAKER_09 1:51:38

Wow, I didn't know you could speak Jazz Accleton.

SPEAKER_24 1:51:43

You are shy but kind. I know just where to put you. You're going to the 918.

SPEAKER_11 1:51:49

Yes, that's what I wanted.

SPEAKER_24 1:51:51

Oh, Henry Copper, how peculiar. I think I'll put you in the 405 and test your courage. Yes, yes, is what people are. Oh, a speaky one. I know just where to put you, the shady 580.

SPEAKER_14 1:52:06

That's no, I promise I'm not like that.

“Bad Boy” Anthems And Magic Fingers

SPEAKER_03 1:52:09

Hurry, quick, we've gotta get to the ministry of magic. Let's go!

SPEAKER_09 1:52:12

Look, we're there!

SPEAKER_03 1:52:13

Broms! That's just the broms.

SPEAKER_09 1:52:15

Yeah, where else would they be?

SPEAKER_03 1:52:17

Oh god, god damn! My elbow! My elbow!

SPEAKER_09 1:52:22

It's our next 48 hours.

SPEAKER_42 1:52:25

Um upset. Oh you can always get off the skateboard. This is true, not just for the skateboard. This is true for life. You can always get off. Just started rubbing your pins. Your pussy! Do not be afraid, you can always get off. Oh, I'm on a boat, I am scared. You can always get off. Is that an extra? Oh, I'm on a bike, I'm going to get a crush. You can always get off. Life is depressing. Oh no! You can always get off Squeak this out. Do not be afraid. Just get off. Just put it on a t-shirt. Just get off. Just get off.

SPEAKER_03 1:53:12

I'm full of ideas.

SPEAKER_30 1:53:16

Pile his ass and get him on the podcast immediately. I'm full of ideas.

SPEAKER_48 1:53:24

Don't need a brag.

SPEAKER_30 1:53:25

What is it? That's what I need in my office. A fancy bottle. A fancy bottle.

SPEAKER_35 1:53:32

Right here. She's gonna end up getting a mold of your buttle?

SPEAKER_28 1:53:38

Uh you would.

SPEAKER_35 1:53:39

You don't have a hemiweight on it.

SPEAKER_30 1:53:41

It's a chandelier. I don't want to watch this. I don't want to watch this.

SPEAKER_37 1:53:50

You are going to see people of Walmart feet in this one.

SPEAKER_20 1:53:55

It looks like a ew. Whose hair is that? Ours.

SPEAKER_35 1:54:03

Like if you could kill somebody with your toenails, you should probably do something about that.

SPEAKER_31 1:54:10

That's a whole other shoe size. You find shoes too big.

SPEAKER_43 1:54:15

You think they wear close-toed shoes? Yeah, it's on the It was on a fourth toe. And it's still gonna give you an extra shoe size. How is that anyway?

SPEAKER_30 1:54:25

Your ring toe? I mean, like, some people barely have a ringtoe.

SPEAKER_37 1:54:31

You know when you get a medical examiner, how do you when you when you can see something and you kind of know what it smells like.

SPEAKER_02 1:54:48

Hello? Hook up my fucking pussy. Oh god my ass.

SPEAKER_19 1:54:56

Oh my god, by the way. Shit, fucker.

SPEAKER_16 1:54:59

The fuck you should have been mad.

SPEAKER_43 1:55:24

Oh shit.

SPEAKER_03 1:55:26

Shark?

SPEAKER_12 1:55:33

K G B. K B awesome.

SPEAKER_18 1:55:37

Where's your dad at? Where's he at?

SPEAKER_46 1:55:42

Where's your dad at?

SPEAKER_31 1:55:44

Whoa! No. Oh my Lanta.

SPEAKER_46 1:55:48

Whoa.

SPEAKER_31 1:55:49

No! I saw blood. Just a young girl with the quick fuse.

SPEAKER_41 1:55:53

That's a I was uptight.

SPEAKER_37 1:55:57

What? What has happened? What has happened to Axel Rose? Axel Rose. I thought that was Britt Michaels. This was sweet child of mine.

SPEAKER_28 1:56:08

That's called meth and family.

SPEAKER_37 1:56:10

Sweet child of meth.

SPEAKER_28 1:56:12

That's methew.

SPEAKER_30 1:56:13

She meth.

SPEAKER_35 1:56:14

She meth asked you a question. That's real meth up, man.

SPEAKER_30 1:56:18

You're assuming that person's gender.

SPEAKER_35 1:56:22

They get social.

SPEAKER_30 1:56:32

Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Stomp it up. Stomp it up. Stomp it up. Stomp it up. Hey, I'm gonna I'm gonna bring that to our Christmas show.

SPEAKER_29 1:56:45

Granny!

SPEAKER_30 1:56:46

With your sketchers! Honey, falling down doesn't count.

SPEAKER_35 1:57:02

The internet has told people that this is what works.

SPEAKER_31 1:57:05

This is what works!

SPEAKER_35 1:57:07

They are wrong. Are they though? Yes.

SPEAKER_37 1:57:11

Sometimes I sometimes I really hate being white. Not claiming that.

SPEAKER_31 1:57:21

That's totally white? That's totally me.

SPEAKER_37 1:57:24

I'm the guy in the back.

SPEAKER_31 1:57:25

I'm the girl in the floral dress. With your sketchers?

SPEAKER_37 1:57:30

This is a motherfucking apple piece.

SPEAKER_30 1:57:34

That's river spirit. We know it is.

SPEAKER_35 1:57:35

Where's Daddy? I keep waiting on the hip implants to like pop out and waitress is like, could you please get I'm just trying to bring y'all triple diver.

SPEAKER_30 1:57:57

This is a family establishment. Love triple diver. There is a children's pizza party happening just next time. Happy Halloween. Yeah. I sent you this one.

SPEAKER_23 1:58:08

Bar girl and gilcur.

SPEAKER_35 1:58:12

This is the unmasking.

SPEAKER_37 1:58:18

This video here.

SPEAKER_30 1:58:20

No.

Finale Bits, Birthday Sign‑Off, Next Episode Tease

SPEAKER_37 1:58:21

This is This video here is how Casey drums. They're not even Casey. This is how Casey drums right here.

SPEAKER_35 1:58:30

Like, how do you clap on half and two and a half?

SPEAKER_30 1:58:33

Talent.

SPEAKER_35 1:58:34

Real talent.

SPEAKER_30 1:58:39

Is that Ukraine?

SPEAKER_35 1:58:41

Yeah, it's to the right. That's what all the tax money went for.

SPEAKER_30 1:58:45

All our bottom bugs weren't out there.

SPEAKER_37 1:58:57

Pretty Mercury is just rolling in his green.

SPEAKER_35 1:59:14

Hey, I did.

SPEAKER_30 1:59:15

This chick is funny as shit though. Blah blah blah blah blah.

SPEAKER_26 1:59:19

Snorlax?

SPEAKER_37 1:59:21

Snorlax, whatever.

SPEAKER_26 1:59:22

Snorlax is. But she's really funny.

SPEAKER_37 1:59:24

Oh, hold on.

unknown 1:59:26

She is funny.

SPEAKER_37 1:59:27

I want I want you to pay careful attention to the attention that they took to step down from their I would say stairs, but step. Stoop. Okay. Very steep. Very steep.

SPEAKER_09 1:59:50

Well, when you have a drop off.

SPEAKER_31 2:00:08

Okay. What do you do in life to that?

SPEAKER_30 2:00:13

That's a condition, I'm sure. You know what I mean? That's a syndrome. I feel like you're being punished for something. There are some genetic markers that indicate the likelihood for something you did over time. Past life punishment.

SPEAKER_37 2:00:32

It's a family tree that has really branched in quite a few directions, maybe.

SPEAKER_28 2:00:40

I can't mountain mom to deal with it.

SPEAKER_37 2:00:46

This guy shrunk in the dry.

SPEAKER_31 2:00:47

Why is nipples so dark?

SPEAKER_40 2:00:50

Hey! They're not as close together as the other guy.

SPEAKER_43 2:00:56

Come on, Bobby.

SPEAKER_30 2:00:59

Oh no, not the scoliosis.

SPEAKER_37 2:01:04

A shark fin.

SPEAKER_38 2:01:07

Okay. Good morning, everybody. It's Vampira. Vampira! Back. So let's get started on these cooking videos, y'all. Alright. I know I've been gone a while. What are we cooking? We are back. We're the Vamp Kick and see what Mama Vamp is cooking. Mama Vamp. Mama Vamp.

SPEAKER_37 2:01:29

Very wide of you. She had a recipe.

SPEAKER_38 2:01:31

A medical macelet?

SPEAKER_37 2:01:33

Couldn't you cut that off before the video? Or you gotta go back.

SPEAKER_29 2:01:37

Garlic butter on it. Garlic butter.

SPEAKER_38 2:01:41

Alright.

SPEAKER_35 2:01:43

Because the deal says chicken seasoning doesn't mean garlic that that's all you got.

SPEAKER_16 2:01:49

Ah, that's a little salt.

SPEAKER_38 2:01:50

A little bit of parmesan. That's a garlic powder.

SPEAKER_31 2:01:53

Oh. That's a little garlic.

SPEAKER_38 2:01:55

Parmesan.

SPEAKER_31 2:01:55

Oh, parmesan.

SPEAKER_38 2:01:57

Give that a good shake. And now we're gonna put a little tat of salt on these. Just tat. Alright, we got our chicken fries? French fries in there. Now I'm gonna come in. Okay. I'm gonna top it right here. Oh, with the blue box, huh?

SPEAKER_30 2:02:16

No, that ain't even blue box. That's the Quate brand.

SPEAKER_38 2:02:20

That's best choice. Yep.

SPEAKER_43 2:02:23

Maybe.

SPEAKER_38 2:02:23

What else?

SPEAKER_31 2:02:24

Not even Croker. Little paper boats.

SPEAKER_38 2:02:27

Rilled chicken. Works for bowling alley.

unknown 2:02:31

Oh.

SPEAKER_30 2:02:32

Absolutely. Absolutely. That is bowling alley.

SPEAKER_37 2:02:34

Is that it? Where's the garnish?

SPEAKER_28 2:02:36

Chicken.

SPEAKER_37 2:02:37

Some garnish.

SPEAKER_35 2:02:40

More salt. That's it. So that's it. She was. She had a heart attack.

SPEAKER_28 2:02:49

And that was grilled chicken.

SPEAKER_37 2:02:53

I'm definitely not listening to the uh doctor's orders on a heart healthy diet. Right.

SPEAKER_30 2:02:59

That is diet non-compliant, friends.

SPEAKER_37 2:03:03

A meal. She's in bulking season. Yeah. That's a very yellow meal.

SPEAKER_02 2:03:11

That is very yellow.

SPEAKER_43 2:03:12

LDL has all of a sudden gone up quite a bit. LDL. And um This is not what we would call good cholesterol. This is bad.

SPEAKER_37 2:03:23

Cut back on that nacho cheese.

SPEAKER_38 2:03:26

And a little bit of jalapeno peppers.

SPEAKER_37 2:03:28

Oh, thank you for the green. I needed green. Yeah, there we go. That's better. Loaded chicken. Birthday dinner. Friend friends?

unknown 2:03:35

Oh my god.

SPEAKER_30 2:03:37

Oh. Imagine.

SPEAKER_05 2:03:38

Left what? You know what they say. It's not a real road trip unless you stop at bussies. Bussies. Bussies.

SPEAKER_37 2:03:53

Was that a foot or a hand?

SPEAKER_29 2:03:57

Oh!

SPEAKER_07 2:03:59

Good morning, everyone. Here's Philip and his new cat, Lulu. No.

SPEAKER_22 2:04:07

No. Did they have any nasty cards? I like nasty cards. There she goes. That's me.

SPEAKER_28 2:04:13

That's my grandma and 91.

SPEAKER_22 2:04:14

That's me and 91. Like nasty. Shoot this week.

SPEAKER_43 2:04:18

What are you talking about, Lul 91?

SPEAKER_22 2:04:20

I want the baby down the card.

SPEAKER_35 2:04:21

I want the nasty cards.

SPEAKER_22 2:04:22

I want the and her come over here and aggravate the hell out of me. That is my grandma. Everything's gone up.

SPEAKER_31 2:04:31

Everything, goddammit.

SPEAKER_22 2:04:34

Because you're hateful and already you've ruined my day. If you say that again, I'll hit you with this card. Where's that pink sauce everybody's using and losing weight?

SPEAKER_30 2:04:45

Where's that pink salt everybody's using and losing weight?

SPEAKER_22 2:04:48

Mom. Himalayan pink salt. Is that where you saw pink salt? Is on TikTok? No, I was reading the Bible the other night, and there was an entire chapter in Ephesians that was all about pink salt. That's where I read it from, Catherine. And if you'd get the holy book out, maybe you can see what pink salt was on TikTok. Start. Stop. If you say that, I have a real good idea. Why don't you go over to the makeup and I'll find you. Okay. Why do I do this to myself? Good question. I do it because she loves Dollar Tree. What are you talking about? I'm talking to myself about taking you to Dollar Tree. Mother, why do you need cherry pie? I want to put it on a plate and eat it. You're just gonna eat some cherry pie feeling? Give it back to me. Okay, do you want it? No. Okay, here. I don't want it because you're ruining my life. You yelling at. Yeah, I'll be yelling.

SPEAKER_30 2:05:45

If that ain't Carolyn Hansen, I don't know who it is.

SPEAKER_35 2:05:49

Haribo gummy bears. Woman you're driving reviews. Oh my god. Amazing. Here we are. Haribo sugar free gummy bears.

SPEAKER_30 2:06:01

Oh, I don't think I've seen that. Look at this fully stocked.

SPEAKER_22 2:06:03

Oh my god.

SPEAKER_30 2:06:04

Won't need to pull that up.

SPEAKER_22 2:06:06

You don't remember? I'm 91 and I know everything. Oh no. Hey for me, been in Dollar Tree with my mom. I like to see my friends nasty cards. Uh I don't I don't think so. Like have a happy fucking howl. That is Taylor. I'm gonna send him dirty cards. I don't see any. Lotta dee. Lada D. Tidings of comfort and joy to you. Thank you. Bitch. Bitch.

SPEAKER_35 2:06:44

She seems like a good time. Is that gonna be you and Molly?

SPEAKER_22 2:06:47

Yeah. She's saying it's got cold. Praise the Lord. I like her.

SPEAKER_31 2:06:55

Oh no!

SPEAKER_19 2:06:56

Uh oh.

SPEAKER_31 2:06:57

Not him again.

SPEAKER_19 2:06:58

Hi, everyone. Hi. You know all the jobs and tasks I do. I've had the worst Monday ever. Sorry there hasn't been a video I normally release with some positive motivational things. I'm struggling today. I've had the single worst professional work day of my entire 43 years on this planet.

SPEAKER_28 2:07:19

He's only 43?

SPEAKER_19 2:07:20

It's been horrible. I'm having a witch hunt done on me in my personal life. I've been personally attacked by something. I don't like what's going on. And these people won't shut up. They're only going to involve themselves in a legal matter that will destroy them and bring down their own damn company.

unknown 2:07:39

Okay.

SPEAKER_19 2:07:40

People butt their nose in. And people, when you butt your nose in your fucking business that you shouldn't butt your fucking nose in, you should shut the ever-living motherfucking fuck up. Shut the goddamn fuck off.

SPEAKER_43 2:07:55

Will Smith, the shy labuff, and hair robot. Go home and stop cussing because you're not good at it.

SPEAKER_19 2:08:03

Because what you're doing, you're butting your nose in personal matters that don't matter. And a comp I'm sorry, companies have no right. And I'm a CEO of Hudson Valley Solution. I don't need to know my employees.

SPEAKER_30 2:08:16

Pause and Google that place immediately.

SPEAKER_19 2:08:19

Their personal life. When a company steps that bounds, you're a piece of shit, motherfucking douchebag, goddamn cut motherfucking cut barber strice and barbers Barbara. Don't you talk about barbers rice and just kitchen strays for no reason.

SPEAKER_30 2:08:34

Bams did nothing to use.

SPEAKER_04 2:08:37

Women come and go. Not for you.

SPEAKER_43 2:08:42

Like nobody's just the implied eye contact wallets going on, too. Let me get on bottom by you guys.

SPEAKER_08 2:09:04

That's what's going down.

SPEAKER_16 2:09:07

Let me do your body line.

SPEAKER_55 2:09:11

What is the chicken ass's head? How does it get flatter?

SPEAKER_37 2:09:23

That is the most giant vagina I've seen from the back.

SPEAKER_31 2:09:29

That's our Erica brother.

SPEAKER_16 2:09:36

The calf muscles, though.

SPEAKER_35 2:09:42

I'm gonna have nightmares.

SPEAKER_30 2:09:46

I'm more confused than I was when it started. A wiggle?

SPEAKER_03 2:09:52

What? Them girls won't say you wiggle. Much more.

SPEAKER_30 2:10:01

Oh Why would you do this on your front pork?

SPEAKER_16 2:10:14

At all.

SPEAKER_30 2:10:19

That's what he's gonna do. That's all he knows how to do. Oh! Oh hello!

SPEAKER_54 2:10:32

Stop!

SPEAKER_30 2:10:34

Is this a walk of shame?

unknown 2:10:36

Not the burst room.

SPEAKER_37 2:10:39

Didn't we see that person in like Star Wars part of the band? She turned into a hooker. It was time though.

SPEAKER_05 2:10:51

That's true. Todd Davis.

SPEAKER_37 2:10:54

He's back.

SPEAKER_31 2:10:57

Oh no.

SPEAKER_19 2:10:58

Hi everyone. This is Todd Davis. Okay. This is All Saints Day. This is a notice to all those who think they have successfully destroyed me. This is a message and a warning.

unknown 2:11:11

Okay.

SPEAKER_19 2:11:12

Tomorrow, I strike. Whoa. Tomorrow the rise of Super Todd Davis's regime. Your name's Todd.

SPEAKER_30 2:11:20

You immediately can't.

SPEAKER_37 2:11:21

Todd. Hey, we treaty here. Truce.

SPEAKER_19 2:11:25

Truce. I will not fail. I only know how to succeed. Tomorrow, Monday, you will see. And remember these words. Remember, remember, remember the 5th of November.

SPEAKER_46 2:11:39

Okay.

SPEAKER_19 2:11:40

It is a very famous famous. Well. Imagine me being the king, King James. You want to come after the king?

SPEAKER_37 2:11:50

Wait, you're Todd. Now you want to be King James of the Bible? Variety? King James version.

SPEAKER_19 2:11:58

Don't miss. And you opponents out there have missed badly the mark. Tomorrow. You couldn't even let your music fresh.

SPEAKER_30 2:12:11

Siren in the background.

SPEAKER_37 2:12:13

I don't think he's aware that he's speaking in riddles.

SPEAKER_28 2:12:18

Oh no, Bown Cow. Feministly.

SPEAKER_37 2:12:24

Femiminously. If you shoot the king, you bet not miss. Because all my opponents badly mark missed.

SPEAKER_31 2:12:41

All king horses, all king horses.

SPEAKER_43 2:12:43

I just I wanna be I wanna see what he thinks this looks like.

SPEAKER_27 2:12:51

Like what does he think it is? Right, like he thinks this post brand, like he's gotta rewatch it.

SPEAKER_35 2:12:57

I'm gonna show my strength.

SPEAKER_30 2:12:58

And it's like post. He put the music in in post and didn't finish the video with his music. Am I right?

SPEAKER_45 2:13:11

That's what he's gonna do to his opponent.

SPEAKER_30 2:13:13

Nailed it. Love and peace.

SPEAKER_20 2:13:15

Love and peace. Love and peace. Chicken grease.

SPEAKER_37 2:13:17

You're all gonna die.

SPEAKER_20 2:13:19

Cruise plus drink.

SPEAKER_34 2:13:29

White people kill me.

SPEAKER_30 2:13:31

White people on cruises, I think, are a totally different breed of white person.

SPEAKER_28 2:13:37

You'll love this. Oh, I'm so excited.

SPEAKER_06 2:13:49

Yeah, yeah, yeah. You know who's back up in this motherfucker? DPG man nigga turn a chip. And when they bring this in the club, baby, you got to get up. The giving it up. Life, your life, boy, we're living it up. Take it testing in the party for sure. Slip my whole forty-four when she got in the back door. Bitches, look it at me, strange, but you know I don't care. Step up in this motherfucker, just to swing in my hair. Bitch, quit talking, quit talking, we for down with the set. Take a bullet with some dick and take this dope with this jet. You know what? I ain't mad about it.

SPEAKER_54 2:14:35

One tap up. Just fine.

SPEAKER_31 2:14:37

Sorry's voice smells an Indian guy.

SPEAKER_54 2:14:38

Find it. Jingle message, please.

unknown 2:14:41

Wait, what?

SPEAKER_06 2:14:44

There's a lot going on right there.

SPEAKER_43 2:14:51

Jingle message, please. Have you heard that one of the jingle bells?

SPEAKER_44 2:14:54

Jingle bells, jingle bells.

SPEAKER_46 2:15:01

Okay.

SPEAKER_39 2:15:01

Okay. Okay. I want to sock your blood. It's just Susan. What I want is for come to. I want you to at Susan's Halloween hole. We've stopped touching our customers. The big day is right around the corner. And I think you might need some makeup. And maybe and you need to wear makeup. I'm here's the makeup. I'm Susan, and I'm gonna kill myself. Get the fuck off me. Let me do this! Alright, everyone, calm down. These prices! These prices bomb! It says duty. Duty. Shut up. You're not gonna find Chucky this big. Or the trans one. Fuck me and fuck this thing. By the looks of it, you probably do. I don't want anyone swearing from now on. I don't want to hear any more profanity. I'm about to fucking pop. If you forgot to wear a condom, we have your baby's going trick-or-treating this year. Cover up your mistakes so you can send it down the street and get candy. Are you in more? We have all sexual sexy costumes for sluts. For sluts. Lots of kind of laboo-bi laboo-boo. That is definitely a sex toy. Sorry, we're trying to do this commercial. I'm pregnant. I'm stunned. I'm gonna go home with you. Not me. You're both white. And necklaces too! I hope you get in a wreck on the way home. We have a minion. Minion. You say minion enough times he sounds like a Chinese person. Are you rolling? Yeah. Don't roll. I was just being racist. I'm just done. Minion. One more hour, please. I understand. I know that, but no one asked you to get busted in your front button shit out of pussy turtle. We all know what we need to do. Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait. Wait. Can you please just say one more hour? You need serious help. A wig can tell a tale of a thousand lives. And in this one, she's a he! I'm to the conclusion that I want to die. Halloween made me a woman.

SPEAKER_30 2:17:03

Oh my god. I want to spend so much money in that store. That wasn't road trip!

SPEAKER_01 2:17:09

Road trip. This right here is the Lawrence Dangalang. Dangalang.

SPEAKER_31 2:17:21

No, that bun ain't gonna fit that.

SPEAKER_05 2:17:24

He got a sausage biscuit. But here's a sausage biscuit. Saufted biscuit.

unknown 2:17:30

Ah.

SPEAKER_54 2:17:33

Okay. That's enough of that.

SPEAKER_43 2:17:35

It's Todd Davis. What's the girl that's a good one? Please, Darlins, I'm gonna just try it out.

SPEAKER_28 2:17:40

Am I good at rap?

SPEAKER_43 2:17:41

If you have to ask.

SPEAKER_30 2:17:49

It's a Jordan sound. It's like when she raps.

SPEAKER_45 2:17:55

I found another video of you.

SPEAKER_30 2:17:56

Oh, that is me later. I will never have a haircut. Can we make that promise to each other we will never let each other get this haircut? Don't do it.

SPEAKER_43 2:18:08

She is flogging out of her mind.

SPEAKER_30 2:18:12

She's loving her best luck right now.

SPEAKER_31 2:18:13

I mean What did y'all call that Molly? I like Molly!

SPEAKER_53 2:18:21

Your butthole is all soapy and slippery and loose, because you just finished violently credit card swiping it with a bar of soap in the shower. And then you sneeze, and the force of the sneeze makes you accidentally power shark a fat, soapy dookie log and down your leg onto the shower floor. Dookie log? You don't have to furiously waffle stomp it down the drain or try to pick it up with your bare hands and LeBron James dookie flop it from across the bathroom into the toilet. You can just leave it there and say the cat took a dump in the shower. If anyone asks why the turdlog is so huge, just say you've been feeding him more. The booty region is one of the primary fat storage areas in the human body, especially in women, since higher estrogen levels encourage proportionally more adipose tissue deposition in the hips, thighs, and buttons. I observe this in nature when I take your mom on a date to the movies and have to pay for three tickets. Take up two whole seats. My uncle Dwight, who has giant that look like cow milkers, told me that some species of fish. But I tried it with my gold. Just getting another idea.

SPEAKER_11 2:19:24

Pizza.

SPEAKER_10 2:19:30

Are you probably for pizza bites? I would skip these ones from Tortinos with a lot of things. Why is she so funny? Ultra process ingredients and they contain a bioengineer food ingredients. Instead, I would go for these ones from against the green that are gluten-free and made with real food ingredients.

SPEAKER_28 2:19:46

No. Real ingredients.

SPEAKER_37 2:19:50

This is me with my samurai sortered. I've been blasting people. Blah, blah, blah, blah!

SPEAKER_28 2:20:08

That's the sharp side shit. Mom! No, no, no, yeah, yeah, yeah.

SPEAKER_45 2:20:14

He's gonna pass out. So Timmy committed suicide today. In an unfortunate samurai sort of accident.

SPEAKER_30 2:20:22

Oh no. Oh get it, girl. Don't do that with your mouth. Make a love too with time.

SPEAKER_37 2:20:33

Don't go profile. Oh, I don't want to.

SPEAKER_27 2:20:36

Don't do that. Don't cheat a belt. She's fit.

SPEAKER_10 2:20:42

Oh, it's so bird! Crackers! Are you happy for crackers at Costco? Let's skip cheese crackers with enriched flour, soybean oil, and preservatives. Instead of coming from fire hook that I need organic wheat, olive oil, honey, yeast, and sea salt.

SPEAKER_28 2:21:00

Why does she look like she got put in multiple? I'm gonna treat you this way.

SPEAKER_13 2:21:12

Sometimes AI is cool.

SPEAKER_30 2:21:14

Sometimes I feel weird.

SPEAKER_37 2:21:21

The one chick that was talking about the different foods. She has a bunch of videos like that talking about healthier choices. I bet. Then there's an account.

SPEAKER_31 2:21:30

Oh no.

SPEAKER_37 2:21:31

That takes all our videos it up.

SPEAKER_31 2:21:33

That's arts.

SPEAKER_28 2:21:35

Is it you? Is it you?

SPEAKER_37 2:21:36

No, I wish I had the idea.

SPEAKER_30 2:21:41

Sucker time? Butt suckers. Butt suckers.

SPEAKER_31 2:21:45

I had a pee. Can we do we have time or what?

SPEAKER_30 2:21:47

Go pee. Go. You get the grape one. You asked to leave. Why are you acting like this? You don't even have buttons on your pants. What do you mean it's such a process?

SPEAKER_43 2:21:59

I know. Uh, I've already gotten a massage. I've gotten naked once today.

SPEAKER_37 2:22:04

You have to get all the way naked to pee? To poop? That's weird. Naked poop? Okay.

SPEAKER_35 2:22:10

It's only if you wear a robber.

SPEAKER_37 2:22:11

What flavor would you like? I'll let you go first.

SPEAKER_30 2:22:14

Wemin.

SPEAKER_37 2:22:16

Wemmin?

SPEAKER_28 2:22:18

Lemon.

SPEAKER_36 2:22:20

Oh.

SPEAKER_30 2:22:26

Grape on purpose? On purpose? Yeah. Like for real? You like grape?

SPEAKER_37 2:22:34

Yeah.

SPEAKER_30 2:22:34

You didn't have diamond tap as a kid, apparently.

SPEAKER_37 2:22:36

I did. Maybe some of us like it.

SPEAKER_30 2:22:39

My parents used to call it grape grape, and it was shut Casey up real fast medicine.

SPEAKER_37 2:22:46

I wonder how this is gonna work. I hope we don't get electrocuted.

SPEAKER_30 2:22:50

Probably.

SPEAKER_37 2:22:55

I wonder what kind of music is. It's that Snoop Indian. Snoop Dotty Dot. Earplugs.

SPEAKER_30 2:23:06

What? So you can hear it better? Show the camera. So you don't have ambient noise. So you only have the noise that's coming from your mouth?

SPEAKER_37 2:23:17

Oh, I thought it was a depository.

SPEAKER_30 2:23:20

I mean it I mean I mean you can put anything up your butt.

SPEAKER_37 2:23:25

There's a will, there's a way, huh? It's only 50 calories.

SPEAKER_35 2:23:30

Okay, let's see. Long press long press the button to turn on. Is what it's what she said. Uh-huh.

SPEAKER_30 2:23:41

Hey Bev, you know that button? Long press it. What the fuck? Earplugs? Earplugs? What flavor did you pick?

SPEAKER_37 2:23:54

She got blue. So I got red. Alright. So I got strawberry.

SPEAKER_31 2:24:00

Blueberry. Huh?

SPEAKER_37 2:24:02

Blue bowls.

SPEAKER_31 2:24:03

You got blue balls? Hell no, I take care of that. Whoa! She finishes her.

SPEAKER_11 2:24:12

Yeah, she does.

SPEAKER_28 2:24:16

He's not a vegetable. He's vegetable.

SPEAKER_37 2:24:20

You put that in her mouth?

SPEAKER_31 2:24:22

Put it in your mouth, Dad. I'll use the earplugs. I'm gonna use these later.

SPEAKER_37 2:24:27

So you long press the little button.

SPEAKER_35 2:24:35

The diagram.

SPEAKER_20 2:24:36

I need you to tell me immediately, right now, on air. Never mind.

SPEAKER_28 2:24:41

I can't open it.

SPEAKER_31 2:24:48

What do you have in your mouth?

SPEAKER_30 2:24:49

The sucker.

SPEAKER_31 2:24:52

What is this? Where do you get this? You guess this is on Timu. Timu is happening. Oh, what's the sucker part?

SPEAKER_30 2:25:05

Oh. What are we pressing? Okay. Well, the sucker isn't terrible.

SPEAKER_31 2:26:40

Where? Like LSD and then do this.

SPEAKER_13 2:26:46

Yeah. All right.

SPEAKER_37 2:26:50

Here we go.

SPEAKER_31 2:26:50

Everybody tried.

unknown 2:26:52

Oh.

SPEAKER_37 2:26:54

I had mine in my butt.

SPEAKER_31 2:26:56

You would.

SPEAKER_37 2:26:58

TikTok talent show.

SPEAKER_31 2:27:00

Can you hear it normal?

SPEAKER_37 2:27:02

You can hear it a little bit from this little thing.

SPEAKER_35 2:27:44

Under the instructions. Playlist song.

SPEAKER_31 2:27:51

Don't call me.

SPEAKER_35 2:27:52

We're gonna work it out.

SPEAKER_31 2:27:57

50 calories.

SPEAKER_35 2:27:58

What artist?

SPEAKER_37 2:28:00

No.

SPEAKER_35 2:28:01

Umart Winters, Alex Nova, and Christopher Jenkins.

SPEAKER_28 2:28:08

Nicholas Patrick Kingsley.

SPEAKER_35 2:28:10

Tom Griffith.

SPEAKER_31 2:28:16

Dean Justin for the Nova.

SPEAKER_37 2:28:20

That's weird. Something else. Alright, well, let's see what uh other people can do for us.

SPEAKER_56 2:28:31

A quif is a fart that your pussy makes. One is your fart and the whole room shits. A quif is a fart that your pussy makes. One big fart and my squid in fleets. What? Your what infleets?

SPEAKER_13 2:28:45

Did she say squid? She said squid.

SPEAKER_56 2:28:49

Squid.

SPEAKER_13 2:28:51

Video out now on YouTube. Video out on YouTube now.

unknown 2:28:57

Run it up, run it up.

SPEAKER_31 2:29:02

Run it up. Run it up.

SPEAKER_37 2:29:04

You're not running nowhere.

SPEAKER_31 2:29:05

The bill? Me? I'm not for sure.

SPEAKER_35 2:29:14

Sad part is still better than most of the mumble rap.

SPEAKER_30 2:29:21

I bet she's on a sucker.

SPEAKER_35 2:29:22

Probably.

SPEAKER_30 2:29:24

Sexy. Sexy and flexy.

SPEAKER_14 2:29:27

Okay. Flexi. Dirty. No, let's get filthy. This is my best one yet. Love pizzas and cream. Riding that horse till he busted a spring. Now I'm on that curb smoking that herb, looking for another horse to ride. This time I'll take my time. Big booty jawbreaker. When I leave and call the Undertaker. I'm sexy and flexi. Can he handle my interlexie? I can warm you up between my chests. I'm dyslexic. Turn me down, maybe forever rest. Now I'm out of commission. Yes, may you forever rest. I'm out of breaking.

SPEAKER_35 2:30:02

I mean, that's not a good way to go.

SPEAKER_14 2:30:05

Can't get enough of me. Après, turn the page. I'm one and three. He can try, but he knows he's stuck. I'ma ride that horse and don't give a fuck. Big booty jawbreaker. When I leave him, call the Undertaker. I'm sexy and flexi. Can he handle my inner Lexi? I can warm you up between my chest. Inner Lexi down, may you forever rest.

SPEAKER_30 2:30:29

So now we're talking about Teddy Fuck.

SPEAKER_14 2:30:30

Sexy Flexi. Who's ready to be Nexi? Sexy Flexi. Meet my girl named Lexi. Sexy Flexi. Who's ready to be Nexi? Sexy Flexi.

SPEAKER_35 2:30:42

She said this is her best, which means there's worse.

SPEAKER_14 2:30:45

Big booty jawbreaker. When I leave him, call me in Booty Jawbreaker.

SPEAKER_28 2:30:48

Which means there's worse.

SPEAKER_14 2:30:50

Can you handle my email?

SPEAKER_28 2:30:52

No. Okay, she's pretty. Why she got the Don cleaning gloves on.

SPEAKER_29 2:31:00

And big loose the K duo.

SPEAKER_28 2:31:02

Yes, I like it. Nice.

SPEAKER_30 2:31:08

Looks like you ain't have her.

SPEAKER_27 2:31:14

Okay. Hey little bitch dick, pussy ass pig shit. Booker fucking pity sucking mother looking b- Why you being such a fucking pube, man? Why you waving inflatable arm flailing tube, man? Everyone can see you jumping around, dropping all two cents like it weighs a pound. Turns out everything you think is such a big deal.

SPEAKER_05 2:31:32

Whoa.

SPEAKER_27 2:31:32

So what the fuck is with all the fuss? Take a fucking breath and let's discuss. You're real cute when you feel us, but why are you so serious?

SPEAKER_30 2:31:46

Is this ICP?

SPEAKER_27 2:31:53

It is ICP.

unknown 2:32:07

Okay.

SPEAKER_30 2:32:08

I need you to send that to Eric immediately. Okay.

SPEAKER_16 2:32:14

When you girlfriend.

SPEAKER_26 2:32:25

Beautiful. You need to go's got four tires and it looks like shit, but the material is leather and it's fully equipped and it drives itself. So I think we all know what's up. So I look in the mirror and I wake at myself. And then I take a deep breath and go down on myself. Yeah.

SPEAKER_30 2:32:55

Wait, you don't have that cyber truck anymore, right?

SPEAKER_26 2:32:58

It's all rolling down. So everybody sees me going to town. It's gonna cut me driving myself nuts. And I hope my horn went up.

SPEAKER_30 2:33:17

I didn't know Cybertrucks made me flex.

SPEAKER_26 2:33:20

On my way to work, on my way back home, I got my head between my ankles, giving myself dumb. After I finish, I give myself 20 bucks.

SPEAKER_30 2:33:30

Must not be very good.

SPEAKER_26 2:33:31

And I say it's been a pleasure. Hope you come again. Then I get out of my truck and I get back in myself off in my cyber truck.

SPEAKER_30 2:33:41

Wow, yeah. Interesting. Creative.

unknown 2:33:44

Okay.

SPEAKER_30 2:33:44

Fancy. Fancy.

SPEAKER_52 2:33:45

I'm a bad boy. I'm breaking all the rules. I'm a bad, bad boy. I'm the king of cool. I'm a bad man with a master plan. The whole world's gonna know who I am. I'm a bad boy. I'm breaking all the rules. I'm a bad bad boy. I'm the king of cool. I'm a bad man with a master plan. The whole world's gonna know who I am. Step one, I just dream and believe in myself. Step two, I carry on, keep marching through hell. Step three, get the haters the big middle finger. I won't stop believing, don't ever reconsider step four. Dream bigger. He's really proud of that line. Step five, drive harder, break free from my can. Step six, stay strong and don't ever give up. Step seven, on my knees, start praying to God. Yeah, I'm a bad boy. No more conventionality. I'm breaking tradition, gonna make my own reality. I'm a bad man. Oh, my bam, my ramble, lamb. But listen to my gem, I got the master. Like I said, that I have ripping through the red tape. I'ma break the records fast at a super style pace. Let me put it on the record that I'm feeling every day. But I'm gonna break the cycle with a cycling of faith. I'm a nurse, this is green, I'm a miracle believer. I plan my sweet escape by define laws of nature. I'm so consaturated, I almost fallin' in my face. But I got the master plans, so my best with the new legislation. The world is like crazy.

SPEAKER_30 2:34:54

I'm a bad boy. Isn't that a garden?

SPEAKER_52 2:34:57

Kind of looks like one of those brown cheeks. I'm a bad boy. I'm breaking all the rules. I'm a bad bad boy. I'm the king of cool. I'm a bad man. With a plan, whole world's teenager rabbit boy or a bad man.

SPEAKER_35 2:35:12

Which would have to say, can't be both.

SPEAKER_28 2:35:13

I'm a bad boy. Oh no. No!

SPEAKER_30 2:35:18

No! Oh my god, I hate I uh This guy makes me so uncomfortable.

SPEAKER_04 2:35:36

Yeah, he does wear chit. He does wear chip.

SPEAKER_30 2:35:58

So I think he re I've I've decided. I think he records these videos and then plays them on a loop in his torture dungeon for the women he kidnaps.

SPEAKER_31 2:36:07

He has a wedding ring on.

SPEAKER_04 2:36:08

And breathe. Relax.

SPEAKER_28 2:36:10

Anybody from my wedding ring.

SPEAKER_31 2:36:11

I know, but I'm fine. Dennis Ryder was married. Needs to look in the basement.

SPEAKER_20 2:36:21

Dancing through life, pissing and shitting. Yeah. Farting and chizzing. Pee and poo. Pissing, farting, coming, shorting. Dick and balls. Pissing hard.

SPEAKER_30 2:36:43

No.

SPEAKER_11 2:36:44

Making you squeal some more.

SPEAKER_35 2:36:46

Yep.

SPEAKER_11 2:36:47

You want it more and more. You just can't resist.

SPEAKER_35 2:36:51

Yes, yes, I can.

SPEAKER_11 2:36:52

Magic thing. No. Magic thing. Doubt it. Going up and down your legs. Up and down your belly. Belly. Up and down your leg.

SPEAKER_37 2:37:07

Is she talking to her dog? Or give you the nuclear coat.

SPEAKER_11 2:37:11

Uh ooh, baby.

SPEAKER_37 2:37:13

Making you moan and groan.

SPEAKER_11 2:37:15

I don't like that. Making you scream. In the heat of passion. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. That's why yeah, yeah. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. My fingers are full of magic. Someone get her something for the chap lips. Magic, magic fingers. Fingers. Magic, magic fingers. There are other fingers. Making you feel so fingers. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah, yeah. You want more and more. I know.

SPEAKER_35 2:37:45

Yeah, yeah, yeah. Stop, stop.

SPEAKER_11 2:37:48

Stop. That was the most difficult part of the stuff.

SPEAKER_45 2:37:56

And I used the song very, very liberally.

SPEAKER_11 2:37:59

Magic, magic fingers. Magic, magic fingers.

SPEAKER_35 2:38:02

You know what? She needs to hook up with the Mr. Bad Boy.

SPEAKER_11 2:38:06

Yes. I need a duet.

SPEAKER_35 2:38:07

Why do people post that? Antichrist is gonna come out of that.

SPEAKER_11 2:38:10

And you just want more.

SPEAKER_30 2:38:13

Oh, she did a sexy whisper at the end. That's right.

SPEAKER_35 2:38:16

Welcome to Dairy. There it is. Oh!

SPEAKER_20 2:38:21

Oh, we're gonna fight you there!

SPEAKER_22 2:38:24

Oh yes.

SPEAKER_30 2:38:26

A concept. What I want my next album to be in terms of the sound and the songwriting.

SPEAKER_22 2:38:32

There was a fancy.

SPEAKER_30 2:38:33

In terms of the sound, oh he has several.

SPEAKER_31 2:38:36

But I will give you a hint.

SPEAKER_30 2:38:38

Okay. Okay. Oh no. Oh. He just wanted to wear the fedora. Oh no.

unknown 2:38:57

Yeah.

SPEAKER_30 2:38:58

Is that a two?

SPEAKER_16 2:39:00

A lot of it. Yeah, yeah.

SPEAKER_06 2:39:09

And a kid forget somehow. Is it the memory?

SPEAKER_27 2:39:17

Like a body.

SPEAKER_40 2:39:40

I can't put that on you. I can't put a love you.

SPEAKER_30 2:39:57

Now Brian, you know what's really upsetting? He was a choir kid. Guaranteed. He was a high school choir kid.

SPEAKER_27 2:40:06

I don't think so.

SPEAKER_30 2:40:07

Oh no. We definitely know them.

unknown 2:40:10

Yeah.

SPEAKER_30 2:40:10

He was a choir kid. And that is offensive to all the other choir kids.

SPEAKER_31 2:40:15

I'm gonna have to go soon, so y'all need it. Damn it! Got a hot night 30!

SPEAKER_26 2:40:25

Your wife has just all the time.

SPEAKER_02 2:40:36

Hi there. My name is Amy Stay Curtis. I don't know why. We're all going to hell. Right it out.

SPEAKER_37 2:40:46

That's all I can say.

SPEAKER_30 2:40:47

I feel like we've been writing a long time tonight.

SPEAKER_02 2:41:35

Strange voice is a sick.

SPEAKER_30 2:41:38

Why is it getting slower?

SPEAKER_02 2:41:42

I can understand. It's too close for comfort. The sea has gone right.

SPEAKER_37 2:41:50

This one confused the shit out of me. Because I was prepared for awful and she sings better than I do.

SPEAKER_30 2:42:01

Oh, you threw in a good one, I see.

SPEAKER_37 2:42:04

Every once in a while.

SPEAKER_30 2:42:05

And a point with the single chord.

SPEAKER_02 2:42:13

Now you're gone.

SPEAKER_30 2:42:20

Not too shabby. I'm not mad. Biscuits and blowjobs.

SPEAKER_47 2:42:23

Blowjobs are how you keep a man. Biscuits and blows so true. She's not wrong. All you need is a little patience for both and work on your technique. You can work the doll nice and slow, or quicken up your speed. Either way, he'll be okay. Two things are wrong and beat. His friends will wonder what you got going on. Makes his life tough shift. You might tell him about your kitchen skills. Keep the rest to him.

SPEAKER_37 2:43:04

We miss term Branson.

SPEAKER_47 2:43:12

What the fuck?

SPEAKER_35 2:43:14

It's Figureka Springs. It's a Fureka Springs.

SPEAKER_30 2:43:29

Good job, Nana.

SPEAKER_47 2:43:30

Always sing the chorus one more time, just in case you didn't get the message. All you need is a little patience from both work on your technique.

SPEAKER_35 2:43:59

Nana was removed from the worship team. Nana Okay. It's Snorlax, brother.

SPEAKER_30 2:44:09

Snorlax. Is this the what's Snorlax when they evolve?

SPEAKER_35 2:44:16

Can't be a Pokemon.

SPEAKER_30 2:44:20

I thought that was him for saying I wasn't looking at it.

SPEAKER_35 2:44:25

He's gonna ruin the song.

SPEAKER_40 2:44:27

You will not reach out and touch your eyes! Shut down your face till you fall asleep. I request your underwear. Your fucking jeeps and your ass legs.

SPEAKER_30 2:44:58

Don't roll your eyes, Matt. Brian's scared. This is why I don't go to prison.

SPEAKER_04 2:45:14

So close, no matter how far. Couldn't be much more from the high. Forever trust in you.

SPEAKER_30 2:45:32

He's in his garage. And that makes it more sad. Nothing else.

SPEAKER_03 2:45:38

Sometimes the animal I'm gonna take to the Honorable Wonder Ball?

SPEAKER_30 2:46:06

The random number eighteen. I don't know. I don't know. I'm so uncomfortable this time.

SPEAKER_54 2:46:26

This time.

SPEAKER_31 2:46:28

This is my fucking music. Morning, Julia. Morning, Julia.

SPEAKER_27 2:46:34

I could big beaver.

SPEAKER_56 2:46:36

Oh.

SPEAKER_27 2:46:38

Let's jump right in.

SPEAKER_56 2:46:40

Substantial sucker.

SPEAKER_25 2:46:41

Hello, ladies. For those of you watching, welcome to your future. Um Sean wrote. Sean with a Well and a catch. I'm 6'3 and a half. And I've been underweight for a while. Oh man.

SPEAKER_06 2:46:53

Underweight.

SPEAKER_25 2:46:53

If things come up in a relationship, this is romantic. This was not romantic. I operate from a place of trying to be very romantic, so that's not gonna ever be my fault. If you want to break down a movie afterwards on that range, didn't that? So I would say that's your I deferred you. My worst quality is that's tough. I don't like to be uh told what to do. Somebody tries to direct me into a parking space, that's not gonna go well. Well, I own a specialty pet store. Reptiles, of course, and some spiders. The ideal first date for a lady. Uh good news, I'm not just taking you out for spaghetti wine. I'm gonna invite you to my pet store. The moment you walk in the door, you know you're riding on a 20% discount, but you might end up with uh an iguana and a boyfriend. I'm pretty open on the qualities of a woman I'm looking for, as long as you have uh olive skin and plenty of curves, soft voice. I don't like loud noises. Pink and nails are fine, just not red. Oh I'm in this for the long haul. I would hope my next relationship is forever, but I'm I'm also fine with 10 years. And I and I dare you to date me ten years and try to turn loose of this.

SPEAKER_31 2:48:08

Ooh. Okay. I want to die, yeah.

SPEAKER_40 2:48:12

I want a team.

SPEAKER_37 2:48:16

I want to be you. Hey guys, it's break time.

SPEAKER_30 2:48:19

So he's a I wanna show you. So Taylor, he's showing you that he has a job. And he has the moves. And he's got skills. And he's got a mop. Oh.

SPEAKER_37 2:48:31

He knows how to clean.

SPEAKER_30 2:48:32

What is that? It's time to hung your legs. It's time to spread. Oh.

SPEAKER_40 2:48:39

What's wrong with this nine? Oh my god.

SPEAKER_21 2:48:43

So a lot of ladies they're always asking us, where can you go find a guy? We're kind of, you know. They're not talking to you for that. Well, if what you like me, ladies?

SPEAKER_31 2:48:53

No.

SPEAKER_21 2:48:54

We like to go to the thrift store.

SPEAKER_31 2:48:57

Fest therapy? No. Oh. Fish therapy.

SPEAKER_21 2:49:00

Snowline's hospice thrift store here. Did he say hospice thrift store? If you meet a talking dead people, I got one bad ear, but why does we just don't know what it is yet?

SPEAKER_30 2:49:12

Why does he have domer glasses?

SPEAKER_21 2:49:14

A lot of other places we don't do that. We just go in and we get what we need and we can. And why is your polo unbuttoned? That's my suggestion. And if you're here, you're probably at our level anyway, as far as socially, economically.

SPEAKER_30 2:49:29

Don't insult me!

SPEAKER_21 2:49:30

You're looking for bargains too. Nothing for bargains.

SPEAKER_30 2:49:32

Oh, you are a bargain, boy.

SPEAKER_54 2:49:37

Hey!

SPEAKER_48 2:49:45

No.

SPEAKER_35 2:49:47

Why does his nose enter the room 30 minutes before he does?

SPEAKER_03 2:49:57

Goats and chickens are coming too.

SPEAKER_06 2:49:59

Like, what is that fucking possible?

SPEAKER_49 2:50:03

I think my best quality as a lover is coming second. Hi, I'm Ewain. Um, I am in sales. I was almost sure I was going to be in the FBI. You know, because of a couple of things in high school that that became no longer a possibility for me. I've met a lot of women and I've gone on a number of dates. A number. One woman told me that I was coming on strong. Is that just a strong? And another woman has also told me that. I was dating a woman who had a younger brother who's in school, um, high school. He came into my place of work so I could fit him for a tuxedo for his prompt. We were having a really good time. So when he asked me to buy him some beer, I did it and ultimately told his sister what I did. So that one I don't really see how I could have done better there. If you're not looking for kids, you're not looking for me. So salute and carry on. My mother was a big smoker, and and frankly, the the smell makes me think of her. So honestly, I I prefer I prefer smokers. The biggest hobby is is actually writing. Most of those stories are about sort of strong muscular men attacking beasts and saving women. And so that's the kind of stuff that I'm trying to write on my own. I it's just something that's um, I guess it's pretty silly sounding, but yeah. But maybe um Kyle. Maybe you're interested. I have to be honest, I don't really like being single. I am alone with my thoughts and saying things like stand up straight. Um so where those thoughts come from is definitely a good question. But I think mostly it comes from my father, who I don't really know very well.

SPEAKER_35 2:51:30

Stand up straight. This is on VHS dating. No, that's not great if you have daddy issues as a dude.

SPEAKER_30 2:51:37

As a dude. What? What can we evaluate so quickly?

SPEAKER_35 2:51:43

Okay, so this guy, this is the This is the slow half-brother of the guy from Mythbusters.

SPEAKER_37 2:51:52

And uh they're a pineapple couple, so they're uh wanting Taylor to join as this is not a pineapple couple. Why why do they keep rooting Keith Swift?

SPEAKER_17 2:52:08

I wanna show you that I need you.

SPEAKER_48 2:52:16

I want your body Noah still a very bad time.

SPEAKER_35 2:52:30

That part was not in the discussion of the video with her prior to me.

SPEAKER_16 2:52:44

I love it, I guarantee she has to apologize for her husband all the time to me.

SPEAKER_02 2:53:01

Oh my god. They're funny. No, beat the chicken.

SPEAKER_30 2:53:12

He has elephantitis. Elephantitis! Rick Flair, go ahead and stuff elephant. I don't want to see his balls from the back.

SPEAKER_35 2:53:24

Hey, buddy, put the mouse in the house.

SPEAKER_37 2:53:25

This is a famous cruise. Sir, this is a Disney cruise!

SPEAKER_54 2:53:35

Oh my god.

SPEAKER_35 2:53:38

And they're in the background going, they don't pay me enough for this. Yep. This is what we get for got enough for our own clues. I'm not gonna make it, Carl.

SPEAKER_36 2:53:55

Oh no. Go back.

SPEAKER_30 2:53:58

Oh no. You're gonna poop. That's his cunt face. That's what that is, right? And when he finishes, he wants you to tell him that you did a good job.

SPEAKER_14 2:54:12

You, uh, Casey!

SPEAKER_30 2:54:13

I'm just telling you what you're in for.

SPEAKER_14 2:54:15

No, it's not happening.

SPEAKER_35 2:54:19

Yeah. He says otherwise. Yeah.

SPEAKER_29 2:54:24

Is it a teddy bear?

SPEAKER_30 2:54:27

Yeah. What are these muscles? Like above the teddy. Above titty.

SPEAKER_23 2:54:34

Hey ladies, if you like a guy who goes full speed, I'm your man.

SPEAKER_30 2:54:40

No, I'm so uncomfortable.

SPEAKER_22 2:54:43

Let's go full throttle.

SPEAKER_40 2:54:47

Come on, baby, make it so good.

SPEAKER_37 2:54:54

On Wednesday week. I think you already get videos like this from Friend Boy.

SPEAKER_00 2:54:58

Maybe.

SPEAKER_31 2:55:02

Outfit of the day. No, he don't do that. I get food videos. Oh, I beat.

SPEAKER_27 2:55:14

Slow down, Grandpa.

SPEAKER_52 2:55:17

Slip it hit.

SPEAKER_27 2:55:19

Oh, he did the blackfoot. Gotta fail a wiener.

unknown 2:55:21

Horses and the stable. I love the way you ride.

SPEAKER_54 2:55:30

Horses and the stable.

unknown 2:55:32

It's a cabinet. Horses and the stable.

SPEAKER_54 2:55:37

That is a wiener. That's a wiener.

SPEAKER_35 2:55:40

I can tell you need emotional support right now.

SPEAKER_40 2:55:45

Mom, you're stripped.

SPEAKER_35 2:55:48

Something's wrong, Mom.

SPEAKER_27 2:55:54

And you know people tell tell these guys that's dope. That's so great. You should post more.

SPEAKER_40 2:56:06

Alright.

SPEAKER_46 2:56:09

Sweet.

SPEAKER_56 2:56:11

Do we have a headband on?

SPEAKER_27 2:56:13

Yep. Yep. And a molest date.

SPEAKER_45 2:56:23

Ooh, a delicious drink.

SPEAKER_55 2:56:24

Daddy juice.

SPEAKER_45 2:56:28

Oh, this tastes really good. Oh, what does it say? Daddy juice. Oh no.

SPEAKER_30 2:56:35

No.

unknown 2:56:40

No.

SPEAKER_45 2:56:40

No. No. I guess I'm daddy now. Daddy juice. No.

SPEAKER_30 2:56:46

No.

SPEAKER_45 2:56:47

No.

SPEAKER_30 2:56:48

My ears are offended, and I am really sad that I heard that.

SPEAKER_45 2:56:54

Kidding, are you smiling? That one might make daddy a little two guides.

SPEAKER_29 2:56:59

I don't like that. I don't like that. I'd rather take the little guy.

SPEAKER_35 2:57:05

I know why you show these videos because now it's like, look, I'm the prize.

SPEAKER_13 2:57:12

I could be worse. Huh?

SPEAKER_45 2:57:14

Yeah, look what you could have ended up with. You do do it.

SPEAKER_31 2:57:20

Oh yeah. Oh god.

SPEAKER_30 2:57:28

Purple hair? He really wanted to be in uh oh.

SPEAKER_27 2:57:35

Come on down and buy a knee song.

SPEAKER_30 2:57:37

What were those Molly Ringwall movies? Sixteen candles? Yeah, but like the kit the guy that did those movies. What was his name? John John Mayer. Huh?

SPEAKER_21 2:57:51

Fryer?

SPEAKER_30 2:57:53

No.

SPEAKER_37 2:57:54

The John Cooker Melon can. That guy was. That guy went.

SPEAKER_30 2:57:59

Why does he have butthole on his face?

SPEAKER_35 2:58:03

The guy before was like, somebody told me I look like Henry Winkler. Yeah, so Henry Winkler.

SPEAKER_23 2:58:12

I'm the phone.

SPEAKER_30 2:58:13

Or he thinks he looks like the guy from Breakfast Club. No?

SPEAKER_23 2:58:19

Sure, man.

SPEAKER_30 2:58:22

He has a Snuggie on. And he's wearing a Snuggie.

SPEAKER_17 2:58:25

You had a rough day today? I'm sorry about that.

SPEAKER_37 2:58:32

I feel like I can smell your blood.

SPEAKER_17 2:58:34

Well, at least you're here now. At least you're at home. You're safe. You're sound. But most of all. That's a sloth. You gotta do your day.

SPEAKER_30 2:58:46

Wearing a human suit.

SPEAKER_17 2:58:47

For that. I'm proud of you.

SPEAKER_30 2:58:49

Thank you.

SPEAKER_17 2:58:50

You're good.

SPEAKER_35 2:58:52

You've been since 1994.

SPEAKER_17 2:58:54

Why don't you be worried about it? He was born in 1997. Some rest, some relaxation. And lay down. Because you do matter. Your rest is important. I know.

SPEAKER_46 2:59:13

I don't like it.

SPEAKER_17 2:59:15

Just no. You're not in trouble. You're still in trouble. No. You're good.

SPEAKER_37 2:59:26

It's just a little image, you'll be okay. I just like it.

SPEAKER_17 2:59:29

And rats. Just rats. You have nightmares tonight, aren't you? I like it when they're unconscious. Stay hydrated.

SPEAKER_35 2:59:37

Stay hydrated!

SPEAKER_25 2:59:44

Well, those of you watching, no, not you. No, where are the things? Three and a half. No, you're gonna catch a case is what you can catch.

SPEAKER_30 2:59:55

The couple, for sure. Thrapple it up with them.

SPEAKER_31 2:59:58

The man and woman.

SPEAKER_30 2:59:59

Because they were funny.

SPEAKER_31 3:00:01

Yeah.

unknown 3:00:02

Woo!

SPEAKER_31 3:00:03

That was fun!

SPEAKER_37 3:00:06

That was interesting. That was an interesting episode. I'm nauseous.

SPEAKER_30 3:00:12

I think uh my sucker won't stop.

SPEAKER_35 3:00:16

Yours is still playing? There's some people that would consider that a pro. Like that's a green flag.

SPEAKER_27 3:00:21

Like the last guy?

SPEAKER_30 3:00:24

Oh no, it's the guy before that said something about juices. You want a guy.

SPEAKER_37 3:00:35

Oh yeah, we can record some of those guys on to here. Oh, you can hear you.

SPEAKER_54 3:00:47

You want a guy to go through the house?

SPEAKER_35 3:01:23

Get on the mic. Go ahead, Shane. Get on that.

SPEAKER_30 3:01:26

For those of you who are for those of you who are only listening and not watching, all four of us are Shane has violated his mic. We are deep throating both our suckers and our mics. Two penises. Look how no hands. Two penises.

SPEAKER_37 3:01:53

Well, happy birthday to me.

SPEAKER_31 3:01:56

Happy birthday to me.

SPEAKER_37 3:01:57

And have a good Thanksgiving.

SPEAKER_30 3:01:59

Biscuits and blowjobs.

SPEAKER_37 3:02:00

Gonna play us out with a special Thanksgiving song.

SPEAKER_27 3:02:05

Large Lady Land.

SPEAKER_07 3:02:07

Yes! Suck the corn. Geraldine off.

SPEAKER_30 3:02:10

I love Geraldine.

SPEAKER_07 3:02:12

You'll get a watermelon sugar high. My ham needs a good glazin.

SPEAKER_30 3:02:19

Yeah.

SPEAKER_07 3:02:20

Macaroni needs a stir, and in the pot. I got an all-you-can-eat kind of spread. And I think you're gonna like it a lot. Thanksgiving is the best time of year. We'll see you guys on the next episode, which will be the season five finale.

SPEAKER_37 3:02:43

Dropping in December. We got it'll be breaking news. Thanksgiving. We're going to let everyone know we're gonna reveal all the secrets.

SPEAKER_07 3:02:56

I'm thankful as the biggest unmasking for the in two weeks. I could sit and count my blessings or sip my roast beef on your face. Thanksgiving is the best time of year. Wash it down with some tang and a beer, nibble on my juicy thighs, and don't forget to drop a nut in the pie. Oh Thanksgiving is good.